M.I.A. Mapleleaf

“I am about to undertake the greatest task of my life.
I am about to enter the dark side.




I'm going SHOPPING on the Day after Thanksgiving
I have choosen to do to this on this day because im an @ss.
If I dont not return by 6:00pm EST please tell Trebeard and Twignut and all my other little ones, that there mom loved them!

Wish me luck!”

“See my comment about this in the Hay Geobeet thread.

Living in traction for 8 weeks is no fun, but it beats the alternative.”

“I made the mistake of going to Best Buy this morning. They had a 30gb hard drive on sell that I need. It was a complete mad house. Took me 15 minutes to park, another 15 to get a salesperson to tell me they were all sold out of the hard drives. I will pay retail before I ever get in that croud again.”

“damn..i thought this was a real thread....oh well, i can still dream...lmao”

“mapleleaf checking in.
ok round 1
1. went to 2 stores.
score= nothing found!
2. 1 fight with little old lady. boy I thought I had a potty mouth.
3. watched 2 guys come lose to throwing fists over a parking spot. My bet was on the bald guy cause he looked the coldest and looked like he wanted to get into the store real bad!



now heading out for round 2


oh god the horror of it all!!”

“Makes me glad I'm stuck at work.”

“opie, you may still get your wish if I meet up this this little old lady again....boy she was p!ssed off”

“haha, my husband turned of the alarm, so I overslept. wondering if he did it on purpose”

“Funny. I like the challenge of this time of year.”

“have no fear i have returned. But boy where are the asprines and the beer!!!
But we are done!”

“HEY MAPLE ?!?!??!

Donde Esta Mapleleaf???

Treebeard, what did you do to Mapleleaf?”

“Do we really want to know?”

“Last time I saw her.. she was chasing after a guy named Mario over in SoHo.”

“Word on the street is that she's gathered up a crew and is heading out to Washington to take care of some kind of unfinished bussiness.”

“Mapleleaf disappears, Nigal reappears.
Curious event.
What has been done to Maple?”

“OK, you busted me. I'm actually Gore Texx and I have Maple in a pit in my basement...

"IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN!!!"”

“Maple's just buying a special set of shoes for Goretex, from her pal, Tony frikkin Tee.”

“Maple in a pit?
She would like that.
She would name all the rats and make pets of them.”

“Bring us Maple Treebeard! :o)”

“And free them, SS!!!”

“kind nice and quiet..lol”

“I like the Pottymouth!”

“Maple is knitting, a la Madame Defarge.

If you pi$$ed her off, you should worry.”

“maple is busy cooking my food suggestions”

“Mapleleaf is alive.
I just spotted her posting on "the other" site.
I left her a note calling her a rat. ;)”

“Now there is an enticement for Maple to post here, SS!”

“I got an email from her yesterday, so I know she is alive and well.”

“Is Maple dead or something?
Where's my fav pottymouth today? ;-)”

“Did she start her new job yet?”

“Didn't she decide not to take it, since her current employer offered her more money to stay?”

“I don't remember...but I do remember her saying she couldn't be on the net all day at the new job...I just assumed that was where she was???”

“Oh well, maybe she will show up eventually and clear up the whole mess.”

“She said she had with all of you and she was leaving TT forever.”

“she told me she's Leaving TT b/c must hike is a goober.”

“That must be lyra dear!”

“what up, dawg. i just realized this thread was started by Maple herself. LOL!”

“Hay Mapes!
Just wanted to say, 'Hay'!”

“I think she's W.I.A.”

“WIA?”

“Schitchyes!!

Wounded In Action

She knifed herself in the kitchen..........with Colonel Mustard!!

(better than K.I.A.)”

“I thought it was a candle stick in the study with Mrs. Scarlet?”

“did she really cut herself? was it with a dehydrated banana chip??”

“Watch out for the banana peel..........with Uncle Dirty.”

“Ouch! Heartless wench!”

“LOL it was not in the kitchen

it was the light bulb in the livingroom with mapleleaf


no stiches this time, but hurt like a bugger!

so what have I missed?”

“im bored...working hard at work tonight...”

“awwww...there she is. Come on admit it...you DO miss us!? and you prolly quit your new job becus you can't chat with us on TT

ADMIT DAMMIT!!!!!”

“LOL no not yet, I do like it but it is strange!

I DO MISS YOU ALL!

so what have I missed?”

“ya know I almost stopped by your place on easter sunday, but then I thought...naaaa....they don't want me on easter.

really though... i was thinking about it. was only 2 hours away from your house.”