Hook 'Em Horns

“Texas - 50

Texas A&M - 20”

“Does that mean that the Sooners won?”

“are they playing today Geo? :>)”

“uuuuuh....let me guess??? TEXAS?”

“I thought Texas was the Sooners.”

“crazygurl passes
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:>)”

“Well if Texas isn't the Sooners, who are the Sooners?”

“the laters, duh”

“You're younger than I thought!

Florida has more cattle than Texas, and better football teams, too.”

“I thought you Texas people love the Sooners, so it must be in Texas, right?”

“...just like in everything, SIZE matters, and look how much bigger Texas is than Florida!!!! :>)”

“Jello Fog is right Nowslimmer, everything down in Texas is bigger, hats, heads, piles of bull by-product ...

Okay JF, so the Sooners are Oklahoma. Isn't Texas part of Oklahoma?”

“.....the best and smart part”

“Couldn't be all that smart if y'all hang around with Sooners.”

“Florida must be larger! It is in more time zones than Texas. And I suspect it has more ocean shore line. Add all the off-shore property that Florida claims and it gets pretty large.

Texas is laid out too thin. That is why Disneyworld is here!”

“Man, I thought it got deep in Texas ...”

“The only reason Texas put the steers on their helmets was to keep their players from being "suspected".

You know... Two things come from Texas...”

“If only the Longhorns had played as well two weeks ago (or even better, against the Sooners too).”

“Texas has 2 time zones......steers and *^&&**.....and, what's your point”

“You may be correct, but it looks like all of Texas is in the Central Time Zone on this Map.

The point is that I like to pull peoples' legs.”

“...start pulling....but, west of El Paso is in the tip of Mountain Time.”

“I've never known residents of any other state that were so proud of their state ... other than Texans, of course. Don't mess with Texas.”

“Yeah, what the heck's up with that? It's like Texans are Texans first, and then Americans.

Weird.”

“We coulda let Santa Ana have it, but NOOOOOOOOOO!”

“They aren't as proud as they are loud.
I hope that everyone is proud of where they live.”

“Lets see now, Texas lost to the Sooners, and the Sooners lost to Oklahoma State.

That makes the Longhorns the third best team in Oklahoma.”

“you are completely right....Texans first!!!!!!!!!!”

“Hey Fade... Texas is a pretty kewl place.

I ain't even from Texas and I'm proud of it!
(I did go to college there, and my mother and generations of her family are from there).”

“Right, and Texans can be proud that the Longhorns are the third best team in Oklahoma!”

“Who took the geo outta geo-graphy?

Ennyway, U/Texas beat Oklahoma St. .... so mebbe that makes UT the best team in Texlahoma!”

“Everybody knows that Texas is part of Oklahoma. You don't have to stay in denial forever.

I don't see how, since the Sooners beat Texas and the Cowboys beat the Sooners. Best ya can scrounge up in that case is a Mexican standoff, which brings us back to my other premise. We shudda let Santa Ana have the Texas part of Oklahoma. He stole it fair and square.”

“Jess cause Penn ran out of oil long ago and got royally beat at the oil business by Texas is no reason to carry a grudge.”

“Grudge, no grudge atall. I'm just messin with Texas is all. I like to pick on people bigger'n me!

Pennsylvania is still pumping crude. It's used mainly for lubricant, as it has been for some time. We're not out yet.

And you folks will run out of oil by and by. We all will. The oil will be gone, but the BS, thank God, will still be going on.

My cousin married a Texan. He is just about the biggest boor in the entire universe, I will give him that. That fact that he comes from Dullest and is only a Cowboys fan when they're winning has endeared him to the family even more.”

“Boy, at 70 I sure have a lot of memories. I've lived in Tulsa, Oklahome, and in Seabrook, Texas, amongst many other places. Everywhere I go, I simply try to enjoy myself. Instead of complaining or talking about how good it was in other places, I try to make the most out of where I am. That may explain why most of my memories are good ones. Hope you folks can enjoy every day. They're precious and they are limited.”

“I'm back!”

“Pennsylvania Dictionary:
Boor (noun): Someone who is more interested in talking about himself than about me.

(With apologies to Ambrose Bierce)”

“But no one else talks about me, Pennsylvanian Boor that I am. (Hmmmmmmmm. Did I tell them that I lived in Pennsylvania, too, like in Pottstown and Warminster?)”

“Not Wartmonster, say it ain't so? It's right up 263 from me. Putztown's a li'l bit farther.”

“But GEO, at UT they taught us that every town in Pennsylvania is Putztown.”