Baer Rocks Day Trip Report

“It's a tough job dude, but somebody's gotta do it. Just try harder is all.”

“hay I heard that!”

“LMAO, maple said "has your pc been drinking again"!

great pics. :-)”

“lyra, welcome back are you going to Tom Jones trip?”

“hi! when is the TJ trip again? i know i've read that, but i forget...”

“Actually, they superimposed my photo on their photos. I left early because treebeard whizzed in a spring, Maple stood to close to me, and stratusloop was pontificating about something or other. I left early and went to get a massage. I'll never hike with them again.”

“Now there is some Geobeet originality!”

“You forgot the little 'Z' I carved in your forehead when you weren't looking.”

“Actually, folks! Geo never showed up. I think he was hiking with people he thought were us.”

“Treebeard is lying.”

“wait a min. I was no where near these nuts.”

“No he's not! I've known Treebeard all my life.”

“No no no No no No no, you have to get Sass to verify your veracity treebeard, ya don't do it yerself! Jeeeez!”

“It was Maple! She hit me with a dead turkey. Right on my head. Hurt me real bad...”

“I don't know about Sass.. But I do know that Stratusloop is being deliberately absent from this conversation. Don't blame him though...”

“maybe he is hiking with BB”

“Gee, d'ya think he got caught in a traffic jam in I-80, ... I mean the Turnpike?”

“Aren't family holidays wonderful?”

“That does it. I'm leaving the board. I don't want to associate with you losers.”

“...what the hell is going on here...while I was pontificating about something or other....this whole mess appeared...that does it...i'm not hiking with imposters again...this is not right....”

“Let's all leave with him”

“Hi, I'm Maple. This is my wife, Treebeard.”

“Mind if I have a minute alone with your water supply?”

“Nice pics Maple...looks and uuuh sounds like it was an interesting hike!”

“I was just lying. Treebeard didn't whiz in the spring (he might have if there had been one, but there wasn't one) and stratusloop didn't pontificate. Maple did stand close though, Actually, she gave me a big hug. I kept a close watch on treebeard's hands in case he went for a piece.

I didn't leave early, and I didn't leave TT. Sorry, it's just not that easy.”

“great pictures Maple - looks like it was a fun day hike!

hey, I also checked out your pics from Harriman - getting some inspiration for this weekend - looks gorgeous - wonder if it will all be covered in snow? hmmmmmmmm
Definately a weekend for sock roasting...

oh yeah - i called about the turtles - I think I got lost in a blackhole of automated responses - finally left a message on the receptionist's line.....will keep ya posted..”