WTF on the AFT

“He was standing next to me and I didn't even smell his foot or his pack.”

“BB you must have many frustrations in your life and feelings of guilt to have a dream like that. Just how did this all come about? You drank too much wine on thanksgiving, had this dream, and then woke up too late to make it to the trailhead on time? But to lead everyone on as though this really happened ……………sad.”

“pennsy hiker - You're OK after that 2,000 ft. fall? Guess the snow made it a soft landing for you. Bet you don't go near "Edge" again!”

“Pennsy is tough. Iron gut we call him. So tough he can chew up horseshoes and spit out nails. He drinks tainted water, see?”

“Takes more than a mere avalanche and 2,000-foot fall to take Pennsy down. 'Course, we didn't get to see him in action at Hot Dog Johnny's, where a corporal met his Waterloo.”

“Well Geo, it wasn't tainted after I "treated" it. ;o)

NS - there isn't much more than 600 feet of elevation change in the entire park. I must have fallen into a cave.”

“For a while I thought you people had all fallen off the wagon.”

“Has Pennsy ever been on the wagon?”

“Is there a wagon for Edge snorting?”

“No but I bet he has a picture of it......”

“bp, that was classic! ROFLMAO at the decryption.”

“...we aims to please...”

“how about a trip report from pennsy or richb??? where did you end up camping??

did i give you guys any bad advice?”

“orson who?

jokes on you.”

“I guess Pennsy lost his camera in that cave. When do we get our picture fix?”

“whn he gets off the wagon

yuk yuk yuk”

“I hate to admit it: I only just now got OPIE's Grover's Mill's reference.

There's no decent hiking around there, ya nut.”

“Good Morning Violin!

Note subtle play on words relating to "Good Morning Vietnam."”

“oh sure, bbinkley thinks he's an html king now! ;)”

“There goes my modeling career, and IF ANYBODY HAS A PROBLEM WITH THAT, THEY CAN EXPECT AN A$$ BEATING FROM ME, yeah you TROLLBOY.

LMAO bitpusher!

BTW - I meant, Wells.”

“welles”

“Its good to see that everyone is being so nice to each other.

8)”

“That trail we went down turned out to be an 800 foot climb back up to get on the AFT again.
I avoided that traffic mess on I-80 by getting off at Berwick and taking Rt.11 home. They said on the news the accident involved 50 cars due to snow squalls and backed traffic up 23 miles.”

“That's not a traffic jam, that's a long parking lot!”

“It was a mess from what I saw on TV. It happened at 10:30 AM and it wasn't cleaned up totally until 8 PM. They closed 80 west for a while.”

“are we still divided or not? i'm confused.....












VIOLIN DID IT!”

“Opening this thread to see if anybody fessed up is like checking the lottery numbers to see how much I won - same result!”

“I take it all back. I won a dollar in the lottery tonight and another dollar last night. Nothing like coming up $99,999 short two nights in a row. Strange, the same last three numbers turned up two nights in a row.”

“ok I'll get some pic's up tonight, but huh, while I was looking at them I noticed......what do ya know there aren't and of Buddha bear. I wonder why that is.......

cuz he wasn't there, thats why!!”

“We got off on the next exit Rich and also went around. I see that there was also a 60 car pile up on rt 78 just west of Allentown a little bit earlier in the day. Same problem, snow squal

Hey Pennsy where's that trip report you promised us!!!!!”

“I didn't hear about that crash. Good thing you were able to go around all the traffic.”

“yeah what a bummer that was. The traffic on 80 was backed up for over 25 miles!”

“Looks like we got lucky by getting off rt80. Whewwww..
You should have seen the Pa toll bridges today. Ezpass workday 1. The 78 toll bridge was backed up 5 miles to Alpha, and 22 backed up 3-4 miles beyond Key City Diner.

Orson?? Who brought Mork into this??

Pics and trip report.... tomorrow or wednesday. I just got home from a loooooong day, tripped over a step and took a full header down a flight of concrete steps holding 2 bags of groceries. Believe it or not, one of the bags contained 5 liters of wine. Thankfully, I was a cheapskate and did the box thing instead of bottles.”

“Pennsy, you have to watch out for those steps. They tend to lurk around on staircases. Hope you didn't hurt yourself- (Notice he seems more worried about the wine.) :)”

“Damn straight Corp! I'm sprawled out on the ground bleeding, food all over the place, and all I can think of is to thank the Lord for boxed wine.

I'm ok though, and if you think I'm going anywhere near that injured thingy thread, you gotta another thing coming. I'll have to lose a limb for that!

Now where's that wine? I gotta go pee in a spring!”

“Pennsy, I'd give ya an ole' LMAO to your last post, but you are such a lying sack of coon feces, I couldn't bring myself to do it.”

“You lead someone in the wrong direction . . . or to the wrong mountain top . . . nah, that would neeeeever happen! 8) But you know, that's what adventure is all about!

Looks like it's a good thing I ended up on the AHT instead of the AFT? What is up with all of this?????? Did someone find the Angry Bear Restaurant?”

“Funny thing that Grover's Mill should come up...

Seems like the first time I came to this forum there was a guy called Rastamon posting a bunch of wacky-doo being gang-banged by a small but perturbed band of DEA wannabes.

I read part of one thread and thought, "Yep! They've landed!" (some things never change, LOL)


In the words of Doctor Emilio Lizardo, "Laugh-a while you can Monkey-Boy!"”

“Well, it isn't Tuesday yet, but I simply can't take it anymore.

This whole thread is a farce.

Pennsy is the Uncle in prison that I never had.

Sirpete is the creepy high school guidance counselor that I always needed.

And RichB has the kind of class we all wish Pennsy had.

I had a blast hiking with all of you, the knee is swollen, but getting better, I'm going to have to lay off the snow for a month or two.

Sniff, I love you guys, sniff.”

“The truth comes out. What'd you guys do to BB?”

“You wuss! I can't believe you caved already!

However, I think everybody wants to hear some details on the ruse, and it ought to come from you.”

“Oh Jee wizz BB your breaking my heart. But we took a good shot at 500 didn't we?”

“It's a farce? Noooooo? Who'd a thunk it? :-)”

“LMAOOOO!”

“OK real trip report is on there, you guys have to fill in when I left, as I grab some more ice.”

“So, ya had me goin ya bastids!
Okay, the code is kewl!
No, it will not pass without a payback.
Oh, it may take awhile.
Four months, maybe.
At some point I will get you back.
Beet remembers.
I keep a list.
Then I pay back my debts.
Cause that's the way it's been.
Hope you had your fun!”

“You guys are killing me!




This was awesome.”

“LMAO geobeet, but we have to get this thread up to 300 posts! I got an email from Richb this morning, maybe around 9:30 AM, but before that (unlike some other more popular TT'ers) I was on my own. I knew after RichB posted the first time, that they were all in on it.”