Are we encroaching?

“When you work in a supermarket, you tend to notice things like this. Panicked deer bolts into supermarket
”

“Probably was looking for produce and they had changed the market all around. Same thing happens to me all the time. As soon as I figure out where they hide stuff, they move it and I can't find it again.”

“The idea is that you may discover other things to buy. We want to make a better shopper out of you! LOL”

“There was a story not too long ago about a deer getting into a guy's apartment and trashing the place: breaking his glass table and bleeding all over everything.

Heck of a thing to come home to.”

“I don't have any problem with that. That kind of stuff jumps right out at me. It's the stuff I really need and can't find that bugs me. But thanks for confirming that it is a conspiracy that I'm up against.”

“Violin - Many, many years I arrived home from work in Chicago, reached up for a wall lamp, and was startled by something. A starling jumped from the lampshade and tore around the room. It must have been there all day, because the place was a mess. I lived on the first floor of a three story building. The only way it could have entered was through the fireplace. It probably was overcome by some fumes at the top, fell down inside the chimney and found its way into my livingroom.

And you think you had a mess in your backpack!”

“Now I see why you took up karate.”

“Will the deer be able to sue the supermarket for not posting the aisle headings in Deerish?”

“The health club currently calls it, "Judo-aikijutsu." In class we just call it, "Aikijutsu," but we are learning a lot of other things as well.

I felt I had a "need to know," when I started considering TT Group Hikes.”

“Oh I get it, someone opened the door and LET the deer just run into the grocery store. At my house, the deer just bust down the front door and knock their massive antlers off for the police to find laying on the grass at 2 AM.”

“Of course they opened the door for the deer. They didn't want to get hit with a lawsuit from PETA. Du-uh!”

“This is ridiculous”

“He might of wanted a quick snack!

8)”

“What?! You didn't see him going into the salon cause he wanted a quick doo.

RidIculous!”