McDonalds Beef

“Parts are parts.”

“We all gotta die someday.”

“Is it just me or do any of you find it strange that Violin (the master of the spray cheese fried hotdog) is worried about what is in a #&%!$ing chicken nugget?”

“Both are true...it IS you and....”

“You forgot the bacon.

That thing would be gross without the bacon.”

“If you ask me, everything's gross without bacon. I hope they invent bacon-flavor toothpaste soon!”

“Sounds like I just found a new fire starter.”

“Who, Lyra?”

“lyra - You're Crazy Mike's new bestfriend. Sorry SC.”

“Yep I'm smokin'. ;-D Mmm, speaking of which, I think I'll have a bacon smoothie.”

“From ilovebacon.com

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“wk, thanks for getting me fired at work LOL!

access denied!”

“Free - you already know the definition.


Oh and do the words McDonalds and beef even belong in the same sentance?”

“I gotta agree with Dayhiker I remember the SNL Weekend update where Chevy Chase comes on and says,"McDonald reported today they have only 100 tons of beef in storage which will only last their company for 20 more years" or something like that.”

“Patrons of a North Loop McDonald’s were left grimacing Thursday morning after a man, who appeared to be homeless, defecated in the middle of the restaurant.

Around 5 a.m., the disheveled man walked in to the 24-hour McDonald’s at 10 E. Chicago — near the Water Tower and Holy Name Cathedral — and tried to enter the restroom.

It was out of order, so the man walked toward the soda fountain machine and defecated on the floor, said witness Mike Sims, who was eating a sausage McMuffin at the time.

“He just said ‘I have to go to the bathroom’ and that is when he did it in front of the entire crew,” said Sims, a 57-year-old culinary student. “What got me was, being a student chef, is that he took a napkin and cleaned it up and placed it on the counter where anyone can put your food and get your condiments.”

Workers threatened to call police, so the man left, Sims said. There were just a handful of customers in the restaurant at the time.

A manager at the store confirmed the incident — as did a spokeswoman at the chain’s corporate offices — and insisted that everything was cleaned up.

A wet-floor “caution” sign was still out hours later when a reporter showed up. And when the reporter began asking questions, a worker began to mop the spot.

The incident didn’t make for the happiest of meals for Sims, but it didn’t spoil his appetite either. He said he finished his sausage McMuffin before leaving.

http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/632813,110207mcdonalds.article”

“That happened in a grocery store I was working at once.....some lady came in and took a dump in the produce section....then dribbled runny poop as she walked along to the dairy case.

i hope no one was eatting.”

“That is so gnarly.”

“Wow, this McMuffin tastes like wino #&%!$.

(Good, though.)”