I want a woman with a goatee

“what can I say............ou la la”

“Uh, they got 'em man......just not in the same place~~~%^O”

“allow me to introduce you to one of the cashier's in the lunch room here at work. She's got the fullest moustache I ever saw on a woman.”

“There was a woman at the place I used to work that had a light beard.

In a related bit of trivia, apparently women who have higher levels of testosterone have higher sex drives too. So maybe it's no wonder that woman was married.”

“Angelfood McSpade, anyone?”

“I think I saw those on e-bay.

Would you like the blowup or real flesh variety?”

“I saw a women with a full beard in Denny's. I'm glad I wasn't seated facing her. I don't stare at people, but I couldn't help myself with her. I'd never seen anything like it in my life.”

“HA HA HA HA HA

welcome back LH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Our school bus driver in elementary school had quite a stach! We are scarred for life because of it!! (I should mention she handed out candy canes for the holidays and we were all too scared to eat them)”

“The obelsik dedicated to the bearded woman pharao Hatshepsut:

”

“what do you mean European women????
I am European, don't have a beart, mustache or anything like this.

so, what do you mean, huh???”

“Biz, I there, nice to see you too. Hope all is well by you.”