I could not believe what i saw!!

“I could not believe it when i saw it


Yup, I was blown away when i saw this....



I was on my way to help save a turtle when i was almost run over by a SUV. But thats not what got me
What got me was WHO was driving it.

Thats right boys and girls. It was a Turtle wearing and red and white Santa Cap. And to my blood shot eyes, I thought I'd lost my mind when I noticed in the SUV with the Santa turtle was a dog who looked just like Micah.
Even thou they almost ran me over, they did mangae to wave and smile at me! (Still wanted to make Turtle Soup out of them)
But I thought it was kinda nice of them to not kill me with there big SUV.
So now you know the truth about who Santa really is. Sorry if I let the Turtle Err Dog err Cat out of the bag.



TURTLE TURTLE (remeber to lift your shoulders up to your neck when saying it)”

“Maple's been hitting the hard stuff again.....
Run for the hills.....”

“Put down the beer.. step away from the computer..”

“pass it to the left, maaaaan!”

“omg, we've created a monster......












RUUUUUUUHUUUUUUUUNNNNN! ! ! ! ! ! !”

“speaking of funny things in cars...

every year around this time, Tarpy's mom makes a sign for the back window of her car that says "Happy Birthday Jesus." she wanted me to make her one yesterday, because she said my writing was better than hers.

so i made a beautiful one, in sparkly gold lettering, too! LMAO! i wanted to add "Happy Birthday Jesus and [Tarpy]" since Christmas Day is his birthday too, but she wouldn't have it. bizarre!”

“Treebeard, I think you'd better get Maple up to Lake George earlier than you planned.”

“maple has been licking toads again.”

“Paging Dr. Ped, paging Dr. Ped.”

“I posted this on the "other side" because I got tired of hearing people moan and groan about SUV's and Dogs.

i thought you all would enjoy it, since im such a great writer and all


LOL”

“You think this story is bizarre. You should hear some of her dreams.”

“C'mon Honey! We're leaving for Lake George now. We're going where you will be comfortable. Out where the buses don't run...”

“sorry treebeard, nice try but im still not going to look like a bunny for you!!”

“Yeah, lookin' like a bunny might could getchya boiled!”

“Is your uh, is your wife interested in....photography, ay?
Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?”

“Yea, our Mapleleaf is a regular TT Hemingway. ;)
Her spelling has improved also, AND she does not Potty Mouth as bad since treebeard starting reading. LOL”

“Oh yeah, a real tart, that one! Say no more!”

“If I didn't know better, I'd think you were sweet on me.

LNT = LDH.”

“His name is Micah. He lives on the second floor. He lives upstairs from you. Yes, I think you've seen him before.”

“stove,

who the #&%!$ do yuo thnki yuo is????”

“Maple........has fermented and is now high.............again :>)”

“Micah brings out the best in her.”

“you gotta love the old cook”

“Micah's an old cook?”

“kook,”

“Many moons ago, I was a manager at the "Plaza Hotel" in NY. I seated this lovely young out of town couple at one of our best window seats facing 5th Avenue.

As I seated them, I looked up out the window as I was headed back to the front door. I couldn't believe I saw a bum with his back to the window, taking his pants down & squatting like he was going to take a crap.

I just couldn't bring myself to go back to their table to ask how everything was, lol.”

“That's a lovely story, but what does it have to do with mapleleaf's infatuation with me?

LNT = LDH.”

“Micha, I don't get involved in "matters of amore".”

“Time to do your homework Micah.”

“maple leaf is Ice Tea wasted?? Just say NO! boy”

“what the he11 are you on mapleleaf..how about you stay on the "OTHER SIDE"”

“Good one, Santartex. I could hear the song in my mind immediately. :-)

WAIT!!!! Next I'll be posting crap like Mapleleaf... EEEEEEEK!!!”

“Alas, poor lipstick hiker! We knew her, Horatio: a lady
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: she hath
borne us on her back a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
it. Here hung those lips that we have kissed I know
not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your
gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment,
that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one
now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen?


(apologies to the Bard)”

“We luv ya babe!
Keep on writing.”

“miss opie, you lead ill follow...”

“The Dark Lord has taken over MapleLeaf. Quick!!!! to the woods to do battle with yourself, your immortal soul demands quick action!

Do not delay in this...if there is anything left of our MapleLeaf, she must be in the holy woods within 60 hours, or all could be lost...We shall gather in the Great Woods of the BSF this weekend and shall cast many spells in your direction to aid in your battle agains the Dark Lord...Voldemort shall not take our Maple Leaf!!! This, I vow!!!”

“goin' home, late last night
suddenly i got a fright
yeah i looked through the window and surprised what i saw
fairy boots were dancing' with a dwarf, all right now!

fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
yeah i saw it, i saw it, i tell you no lies
yeah! fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
i saw it, i saw it with my own two eyes
well... all right now!

so i went to the doctor, see what he could give me
he said "son, son, you've gone too far.
'cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do."
yeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!”

“rad, did you take a picture of these fairies? I'd love to see one or should I just look at that pic of you in your robin hood getup, LMAO.

I hope you're feeling okay these days.”

“Hey, lips got her name back!”

“hmmmm... "Paranoid"?”

“Pathman, it was a "cookie" problem.”

“Pathman, it was a "cookie" problem.”

“Good you got it fixed. I was weird to have you speaking as "lookingglass".”