TrailTalk Awards

“yo 2scoops what's ur aim name? my scorchfire aim name aint working tonight for some reason so i'm using pjamqueen6”

“BHILLSTRMBRINGR”

“dang - i didn't get nominated for a fargin thing :(”

“"Sorry about that Scorchfire. I just copied Buddha's stuff and did a few adjustments.
Blame him! LOL"

LOL, I was blaming him, don't worry”

“is there a fruitcake category?

can i please win the fruitcake category?

huh, please, pretty please.

can i get fruitcake of the year please?”

“That sounds pretty strong, walkindud. I may have to reconsider my nomination.”

“Stop begging. It makes you sound like a fruitcake.

Fruitcake of the Year: baume 66”

“Bug Bite of the Year - HumanPackMule”

“LMAO Bonecrusher!”

“This has to be the funiest thread I have seen in awhile.”

“you forgot biggest food bum.”

“uhoh, Sarabelle lost. she won't be happy”

“I was at Land Between the Lakes and I would hike by these bikers and then they would pass me and then slow down again. We played tag about 4 times and I finally got sick of it and went into Dudespeed. They never passed me again.”

“Who gets lost the most,they would be the funnest to pack with.”

“I've been pretty confused for several miles but never lost.”

“several miles ain't bad, I've been confused for several decades.”

“lmao.

good job BB!~!~.. heheh.. I saw dis thread.. and I was like wtf?.. I dont even remember that one.. :)..”

“Best sightseer - Naviguesser

Traveler of the year - trekkngirl

Tortilla Queen - tarbubble”

“"Bushwacking Award"??? I'm flattered!

But how did you know I spend that much time in the bathroom?”

“So far I think Walkindude has good pics also.

I guess the best thing is too add all the votes up at the end of the year.

8)”

“Shenanigans! Shenanigans! Yet another year goes by that I have been passed over by Buddha for no other reason than my collegian sports affiliations! I boycott this whole sham! I couldn’t even get the nod for prom queen? Bullchit!

1) Most fun to hike with - Birch

2) Scariest to hike with - Budder (see Bushwhacking Award)

3) Best Pics - Buck

4) Fastest hiking pace Buddha Bear

5) Slowest hiking pace - Me

6) Biggest gear slut - Binks

7) Biggest food whore - Jerbear

8) Biggest slut/whore, period - Buddha Bear (three words for ya, “Make a Wish Phuck”)

9) Best TR's - Tie - Snownymph, JMitch

10) Best ongoing TR - Nowslimmer’s Disclosure

11) Most bagnights - Tie - CMB, Stikmon, Snownymph, Nowslimmer

12) Best Trip Planner - Budder and WolfSister

13) The "newgirl" award - Buck Heehee! (Sorry Scrochy- your poor taste in music excludes you (Pearl Jam Whore!)

14) The bushwacker award - Buddur

15) Best Wingman - Birch

16) Best Deer Hunter - bacpac

17) Best newbie - Violin (does he even hike?)

18) Best Troll - Violin (also wins the subcategory for most irrational)

19) Best Engagement - Me and my right hand

20) Best Trail Dog - Honey (So I’m baised! She took a digger off a 7’ cliff and kept on going her first time out!)

21) Best Duke on the Trail - WTH?

22) Biggest Lurker - Reformed Lurker (He remains not so reformed)

23) Suicidal Milage Award - Walkindude

24) HMWH Club Man of the Year - bacpac

25) TT'rs of the Year - All ya all!

26) TT Hottie of the Year - Twinletoes (hot redhead, nuff said!)”

“13) The "newgirl" award - Buck Heehee! (Sorry Scrochy- your poor taste in music excludes you (Pearl Jam Whore!)

Can't ANYONE spell my name right?!”

“"scrotchy"?? hahaha, that's pretty bad. almost as bad as hoohoodilly”

“Sorry bout that...

alanis morissette?














Not ment as an insult cause I think Alanis is hot. 8P”

“Nigal, you are becoming number 1 on my #&%!$ list.















LOL, jk.”

“Hey I didn't even get an honorable mention?”

“Well SCORCHFIRE, at least I made SOMEONE'S list! LOL!”

“The most redeemed: Nigal”

“Everybody has to remember with respect to Buddha Bear's annual list that it comes from the biggest liar in all of recorded human history. So I wouldn't go around patting myself on the back if I were on the list, or go into self loathing fits of wailing that I'm not on it.”

“Spoken by the jealous....... hehehe”

“I think he's pissed because the catagory for "Most likely to take a dump in a bucket of KFC" didn't even make the list. LOL!”

“Nope, not even. Just pissed because I kept falling for Buddha's tall tales.”

“Most fun to hike with: tie, BB and Pete
Fastest pace: Pennsy (and he's over 50)

Biggist gear slut: Hands down its Pennsy, anyone who takes a satelite tracking system....

Smellest a$$: Sir Pete, I still remember AmyG walking through that evil death at FYAO III. Exercise the demons, Pete.

Best hat you can smoke: BB

Most honest posts: BB (keep the bribes coming BB)

Hottest TTer: AmyG of course

Best food: Bobo, I cant believe the stuff he packs in.

Best hook a brother up with a cigar when he's wet and freezing: Sir Pete

Funniest Canadian: Gremlin”

“blah blah blah...to you all....we Re the best...we're the best...ya'll can just be dried up crest...


#1 poison ivy person...ME!!! I've had it 5 times this year, and suffering from it now...

and, I've NOT read one trip report that rivals my dragging the canoe story or near dieing in Death Valley, or scrambling in the Wild Basin.

Thanks Strangedrinker for mentioning that one.

Best most forgetful personage and stinkiest hind quarters...Buddah Butt

most lameassed hiker this year...Mozark...hurt my butt...he just wants us to spoon feed him.

most faking backpacker...Lizs...she really wants us to believe she is a reel backpacker now.

best personage to hide thier true niceness...bacpac...

most hot (single)female tter...big tie here...(not in any particular order) Scorch Fire, Twinkle Toes, Sonja, Lizs, Smokeygirl.

bestest friend...3 way tie....Stratusloop, his daughter Rebecca, Khatru.

Best hike...that would be too limiting a question to answer...they're all the best”

“Most Shameless Hussy (Who's Really A Fat Drunk Redneck Dude): Leggs.”

“you know guys...you can get me at least something, some kind a award.”

“Microwave Expert?”

“lol Tilt. real funny...
i could be the female gear slut damnit!!”

“So nearly killing 3 TTers with a single rock doesn't warrant some kind of award, eh? Guess I'll have to get serious about things next year....”

“Biggest Whiner - All the liberals

Sorry the TT budget can not afford that many plaques.”

“and there I thought I am on his ignore list. moahhhhhmoahhhh....I knew he could not resist me.... bacpac luvs me!! yeah!!!”

“Hey Dare - I ain't over 50! Sheesh!

Biggest Hair (male): SirPete

Biggest Hair (female): tie - Tarabull and SirPete

Biggest bull#&%!$ter: Buddha Bear

Best Hat: (tie) - Buddha Bear and Capn Bobo

Best trip organizer: Twigeater

Best accent: (tie) - Twigeater, Gemini and YnamiYnami

Worst accent: Gremlin - the French Canuck who talks like a hootmon Scot.

Best Harry Potter look a like: Lumberzak

Best nurse: Trekkngirl

Best bald guy (besides me): Windwalker

Hottest EMT: AmyG (sorry Nomad1, this ain't even close)

Loudest snorer: DirtyOldMan (now lumberjack)

Best meal while backpacking: Lobster on the Isle au Haute

Best Trail: Knife Edge (Mt Katahdin)

Worst trail: Bradley Pond Muckfest (Adirondacks)

Best Trail Dog: (tie) Buddur, Sarabelle, Sparky, Abby. (Gizmo loses points for sliming my new car)

Best farter: Artex hands down

Best bartender: (tie) Capn Bobo and his famous TnT, Yam for her apple martinis

Worst relationship: Scorchy and Ice Tea

Worst driver: Ice Tea

Nicest guy: (tie) M_Silver and Richb

Worst rock skipper: Twigeater

Best place to get your car towed: Anywhere Treebeard goes

Best tongue pierce: Scorchfire

Best story teller: (tie) Jerbear and Tom Terrific

Hottest TT'er: I'm playing safe. Everyone I hiked with is hot.”

“Hey Stikmon where do me and Ms Cmb fit in your picture?


8)”

“Worst rock skipper: Twigeater

Hey, I demand a rematch!
:p

(over 50?! LMAO)
=D”

“That was pretty classic, Bruce. I dig the worst relationship award.”

“What's next? A Co-dependency Award? LOLOL”

“Best tongue pierce: Scorchfire


That ain't no thang. I had my spleen pierced, but I can't show it to you until I get the x-rays back.”

“riiiiiiiiiiiiiight :P”

“Very cool list Pennsy and I'm honored to be picked as Nicest guy along with Msilver. I still pick you for TT Hiker of the Year, you definitely deserve that award.”

“That's it the gloves are coming off. May the muck of Bradley Pond follow you were ever you go.”