TrailTalk Awards

“This may have already been covered.. but I was sitting here at work, driven to post something.

2002 TrailTalk Awards
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1) Most fun to hike with

2) Most boring to hike with

3) Scariest to hike with

4) Fastest hiking pace

5) Slowest hiking pace

6) Biggest gear slut

7) Biggest food whore

8) Biggest slut/whore, period.

9) I am sure there are more categories..”

“Slowest pace would be me on the Mount Minsi trip.

Fastest pace? How the heII would I know?”

“lol at Geobeet.. :)

Well my nominations for fastest pace include Skidder, Prowler, CrazyMike, JohnCook, and SmokyGirl.”

“Crazy Mike for sure, but Bbinkley can really turn on the power too.”

“Adventurist, Artex, Pennsy Hiker, Must Hike seemed to be the hiking studs on that trip, but from my vantage point all I saw were butts getting smaller fast.”

“I really think Skidder would smoke everyone we know. He is amazing.

Let's see.. most fun to hike with?.. that's a tough one.. but I have to say.. Buddah Bear comes to mind.. and we have never really officially hiked ANYwhere yet..

Scariest?.. heh.. I think back to my Knobstone trip with CrazyMike.. that was pretty scary.. he had my laughing.. but oh my gosh.. most of hwat we talked about.. would NEVER be in print.

so far.. the biggest gear slut I know is John Cook... but I am sure there are others.. the biggest food whore I know has to be Binkley.. hehe.. cooking at what time bink?.. was it about 2am?”

“walkindude walked the entire LBL trail in like 30 minutes....

that was fast”

“I really don't think walkindude is all that fast.. my guess is that I can put a bunch of folks faster.. but walkindude endurance factor kills.. my gosh.. hikes 10-12 hrs a day.. no problem.”

“hMmm.. most boring to hike with.. let me think back to who I don't invite any more.. :)”

“Can't say I've hiked with anyone who is boring. Different, perhaps, but definitly not boring!”

“All the people I hiked with were fun. I can't place any of them above the others. Boring? Nobody.

How the heck can you compare the speed of people when you haven't hiked with them?”

“pennsy hiker is a gear slut. he seemed to have the best of ever”

“pennsy hiker is a gear slut. he seemed to have the best of ever”

“pennsy hiker is a gear slut. he seemed to have the best of ever”

“meatn to say "the best of everything". bag down booties, pants, rain shell, CAMERA!”

“Don't forget his multi-use Bearikade: Food cache, seat, stool, drum, emergency escape vehicle, boat, bowling ball, table, nightstand.”

“lol.. :)...”

“stikmon is a gear slut (and save your "just plain slut" jokes for later) ;-)”

“Pennsy Hiker also gets my vote as the gear slut. He has more gear than Saddam has bio/chemical weapons.”

“lol.. stikmon is a slut?.. dang.. I didn't even try to flirt with him.. I missed my chance? I settled for Khatru.”

“I thought you settled for Buddha.”

“smiley girl: LMAO!!.. In the darkness, they looked the same.”

“Did someone say food?”

“Wow.... I must be a slut to cause baume to stutter it 3 times. ;o)

this reminds me... I have to post again on the new gear thread. SOMEBODY take my credit card away!!”

“Gissmo is prolly the skeeryest. Did yall never see him gral? SKEERY!

I theenk Crazy Man got the steenkyest butt! BOL!

PakPakBaybe got GOOOOOD snaks!

That Texican Woman is the MEENEST!
(she throwed a pillo at my hed and all most nocked off my EY BALLS!)
But she gived me a perty good snak the nother time so she reely aint all that meen.

I am prolly the fast hiker but I have to go slooooo cuz my daddy says "go slo!".

I am a geer hore to. I got a pakpak and a puncho and a swedder and a nek gater and a bole. That is A BUNCH of geer!”

“most likely to be bitten on the left buttocks cheek by a giant mutant horsefly while taking a dump in the woods;


stratdewd”

“sarabelle!!.. so good to see you again!!.. gawd we have missed you.. is that slave-driving owner of yours being good to you?”

“If not, Sarabelle, you can come live with me. But you have to play nice with my kitty-kitties!

Sarabelle: "Most fun to post with on TT!"”

“most fun to smooch with on TT.”

“Most likely to say ANYthing to 'suck up': Stikmon”

“Would we be calling said award a "Talkie" ?”

“Sounds perfect, Q!

What would it look like?”

“A silver hiking pole”

“Most fun: OM That lady ENJOYS a trip and makes you enjoy it too.

Scariest: Mel's IDIOTS. nuff said.

Slowest: Me. Go on test me, I dare you!”

“Most likely to leave your gear, car and self covered with long, blond, curly hairs: TARABULL”

“LMAO!!

uMmm.. most likely to BAIL out on a planned hiking trip and not show?.. I better leave that category alone.

:)”

“Best MC around a campfire: BB

Best Vanna White: Binks

:) :)”

“TT'er with best/longest/deepest burps?

TT'er with worst/loudest/smelliest flatuance?”

“:(”

“I know the first one, but not the second. Unless I eat soy.....”

“The announcer turns as the car door opens, "look, and the TT'er most likely to get naked on a hiking trip."”

“Best Nekkid Hiker - JERBEAR!!!!!!!”

“Best-looking wearing only mosquito netting: Snownymph!”

“Coolest under fire: Briar Rabbit for commanding fire fighting duties on Montanapalooza. Ranger Lauren was impressed.”

“Worst driver: Gizmo”

“Worst Troll : Tie - Jello Fog and baqpac”

“Who would have thunk mosquito netting would be sexy?

Well, apparently SnowDude always fancied it.”

“Most likely to leave your gear, van and self covered with SHORT, blond, curly hairs:














buddurdog!”

“le Subtil, I thought you were going somewhere else for a minute there.








What a relief. ;-)”

“LOL geezr, so did I!”