Extreme Makeover

“Maybe we can get her to post "before" and "after" pics. I'm sure your knees are just fine as is, lyra.”

“mooooaahaahaahaa! bunch of goobers! :-)”

“I think she's showing them to her boss!

You dirty girl!”

“no, they really are too fat. once i get my digital camera, i'll take a picture for you. LOL! this is too funny.

my boss is a girl, smiley! her name IS Gaye, though...”

“AHAHAHAHAHA!”

“lyra's boss is hot for her?”

“What can I dooooooooo about this Terminal Hat Hair??

Perhaps one of those Devo wigs would help?”

“i'd say go for it, Tilt. you definitely want to be able to wear the tin foil hat without fear of hat hair!”

“Physical beauty is generally an indication of health. Health is not served by cosmetic surgery.

I feel sorry for people who feel that they need to alter their otherwise functional and healthy bodies because it matters so much what others think of how they look.

Kiss an ugly person today. Help stop the insanity!”

“A friend of a friend of my wife’s lost her daughter. The girl was obese and had stomach stapling done. She lost weight all right but died of complications.

This woman, now distraught over losing her daughter, has had procedure after procedure done and really looks weird to me – very Jacksonesque. She was out shopping at a very ritzy store with my wife’s friend and crapped herself because one of her butt surgeries left her incontinent. I find that incredibly sexy!


Away from the pathological side – my wife is lobbying hard for breast implants. After nursing three kids she doesn’t feel as good about herself although I think she is still awesome. She also enjoyed the attention when she was nursing and was forced into a double D. I may have to be selfless and let her get a pair of really big ones – just to make her happy, you understand?”

“That is alot of money to have put out at someone elses expence!

When is someone going to do that for me????

8)”

“I missed something.

You want me to pay for your boob job Crazy Mike?”

“A Detroit City Councilwoman died of complications of the stomach surgery a few months ago. Pretty scary.”

“Well, there was that guy who got breast implants on a $100,000 bet.

I wouldn't do that. I'm happy with my man-boobs the way they are...”

“Violin, you have GOT to be kidding about your wife!

just thinking about the stomach-stapling makes me want to pass out. yuck.”

“no no lyra . ..

violin's wife was totally hot with the double DD's!!!!! I am ll for the surgery!!”

“Not kidding - she wants them - the DD's were cool!”

“weird.

And How Do You Know, Lee?”

“(ssshshhh lyra . . .violin was supposed to ask that question!)”

“I know all about the tape that my contractor 'stole' from my house and is selling on the internet. $24.95 at www.biguns.com”

“that's a link that I don't think I'll be following from work!”

“But, Violin, think of the great, new job opportunities!”

“Well Violin, if by some odd chance you are serious, I would vote against the implants. I have had a similar situation and we are both glad that we decided the way we did. I mean, my god, what would I do, stuff it into my sock?”

“When "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" came out I was mistaken for Sean Connery a lot. It made me feel real good actually!

Seriously, if the inner you is not right, the outer you will not make you happy.

Here is something ironic. In high school the guy who was voted "best looking" in my class was talking to the guy who was voted "most intelligent" (they were good friends). They found out they secretly envied each other and wished it was reversed. Go figure.”

“My mom had a double mastectomy three years ago. Piece 'o cake compared to the reconstruction surgeries, which went on and on and on...
I think she's finally done and no longer in pain.
She and the plastic surgeon are good buddies now, she bullies him into pledging her every year for various breast cancer walks.

The other day she said to me, "It wasn't so bad" and I said "DO YOU REMEMBER THE LAST THREE YEARS, cause I SURE DO!"

o(=}”

“Lipo is scary. Once fat is removed,there is a possibility that it can turn up on another part of your body. What do you think about that?”

“One could end up with fat knees?”

“a fate worse than death!! ;-)

i wonder where my fat would end up after my knee lipo? i'd be sure to make some signs directing it to my boobies.”

“Lyra, maybe you could try hanging from those gravity boots!”

“suuuuure, if i believed in "gravity."”

“Isaac Newton! Huh! What does he know?”

“Luke from the show "Extreme Makeovers" was one of our Christmas dinner guests today (see pic).

We told our kids they could invite friends for Christmas Dinner. My daughter invited Jen & Luke. They came and we had a great time. Luke is very level headed and seemed to take everything regarding the show in stride. It was fun.”

“Thats cool!

8)”

“Apparently Howard Stern tried to interview all three contestants from the "Extreme Makeovers" show. The two girls went for it and Howard really bagged on them. Luke knew what was going to happen so he decided not to participate. Did anyone hear/see that Howard Stern Show?

BTW, in spite of how many people didn't like the show's concept, it ended up with extremely high ratings. The first showing was so successful they reshot the ending (last 8 minutes) and showed it again.”

“I see Luke's heaping on the mashed potatos! He's going to need more than a makeover in 2003!”

“damn Aero, LOL! that Adam dude is pretty hot, btw.”

“The mashed potatoes were awesome. Adam made them. (No lie!)

Lyra - FYI Adam is Sarah's boyfriend.”

“well, give her some props for me. LOL! ;-)”