Comment from June Cleaver

“Ward....don't you think you were a little rough on the Beaver last night!”

“Hey..that is my line!”

“Hey jello..are you ever gonna post an email address or messanger address? Or are you gonna remain a mystery Frog?”

“are you married to a Ward? :>)......I am kinda top secret....if I put out an E address I will be busted....what should I do?”

“come out from under the covers?”

“are you tellin' or wishin'? :>)”

“TELLING!”

“asking.......?”

“nicely :-)”

“I've got to think about this.......it will blow my --cover-- if ya know what I mean ;>)”

“come on...I won't tell...I promise.”

“like i said, let me think about it........it is such a risk for me, I am incognito from the otherside!”

“I've never even been to the other side!”

“the otherside is okay, really....but it is a little more tamer....and alot more stricter....but I be another name over there, which shall remain unknown in here for now.”

“that is fine...do you yahoo?”

“look around”

“????????”

“duh”

“:-(

It is late...i'm not burning bright here..help me out!”

“dont be embarrased jello, we have several members here who otherwise lead perfectly normal lives 8}”

“Maybe it's Wiggy? <SHREIK>

Nah... it's someone who dreams that they're June Cleaver fer chrissakes. What the hell is *that* about? LOL

This reminds me of a court case I heard about years ago. It was a difficult case to prosecute because the victim and only witness to the crime was a fighter pilot from World War II who periodically thought he was giving birth.

I detect something of a parallel here... LOL



So what's the deal, Foggy?

"Reply Hazy. Try Again Later"?”

“"... fighter pilot from World War II who periodically thought he was giving birth."

Maybe he should've tried laxatives...”

“Hugh Beaumont was a minister in real life when he played Ward Cleaver on the the show.”

“What? A beaver-abusing holy man???”

“Yes, he was and most of the clan is still alive. Hugh died of a heart attack in Germany about 15 years ago. Barbara Billingsley (June) lives in California and married a doctor. Tony Dow (Wally) became a construction contractor, Jerry Mathers (Beaver)is a business manager. Eddie Haskell became a police officer and was shot 3 times, but survived. Just some trivia for you guys.”

“I think Hugh Beaumont had a vacation home across the river here in Aiken, SC. Was he a 'horse person'?

I was cruising through the channels a few years ago and Tony Dow appeared on The Peoples' Court as a somebody's witness... It was funny to watch everyone's reactions. He walked in and all their jaws dropped. His friend won the case hands down... Wally's credibility was never in question, LOL”

“When they started the show in 1957 their weekly salary was $250.”

“Thats funny it gave me a good laugh to start the day and I need it right now becuase I could not go backpacking this weekend and I have to work and that just sucks!

8)”

“Yawn..

I said that exact same quote when we were talking about Leave it to Beaver on another thread.”

“Eddie Haskell shot? I thought he was Alice Cooper.”

“so was Larry Mundelo, Gilbert and Whitey”

“You're JimmyC, aren't you?”

“Has Larry's father returned from that business trip yet?”

“I speak jive.”

“"Ward, leave the Beaver alone"”

“Larry's dad is still gone.”

“Huh?”

“Eddie Haskell was on the LAPD. His bullet proof vest saved him at least once I am aware of.”

“That's true Phil from what I read on the website. They list all the characters of the show and what they are doing now. In the golden days of TV as some like to call it the actors didn't make much money unlike today. I guess that's why movie tickets are so expensive. I think in the those days you could go to the movies for .25 cents.”

“Violin! I used to hear that one about Eddie Haskell being Alice Cooper, too! One of the great legends!”

“You mean its not true?
=)”

“Sorry. Turns out Eddie Haskell became Ted Nugent.”