Again

“Some Ahole is at it again.........this time I found dirt on my front porch........now it's on......a trap has been set and soon trouble will begin!”

“WTF?????

8o”

“Could be the letter carrier.....careful”

“Well, that kinda wipes out the asteroid theory.”

“i bet it's a jello lizard”

“I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses, and big campfires.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some
governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack
addicts for squirting out babies.

Guns don't make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can
kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you
from driving to the ball game.

I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, which is why there
are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts.

I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is
an opinion. I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything
except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory
are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black
Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America.

Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine,
White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America and see what happens.
Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. When is the IRS going to
audit his accounts?

I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different,
weird, or tick me off.

When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of
the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the law of
statistics.

I know what sex is, and there are not varying degrees of it. If I received
sex from one of my subordinates in my office, it wouldn't be a private
matter or my personal business. I would be "FIRED" immediately!

I believe that if you are selling me a milk shake, a pack of cigarettes, a
newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English. As a matter of fact,
if you want to be an American citizen you should speak English.

My father and grandfather shouldn't have to die in vain so you can leave the
countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours.

I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you
threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word
"freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines.

I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation recount
votes when needed.

I know what the definition of lying is.

I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are
qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or
tax breaks etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any
other business.

We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in
wars to defend their freedoms so that decades later they could come over
here and tell us our constitution is a living document and open to their
interpretations.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake, but
so are movies and television, and that doesn't stop you from watching them.

I believe a self-righteous liberal or conservative with a cause is more
dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue
to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system
that's better and put your name on the building.

Ask your buddy that invented the Internet to help you.

It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a
parent to stand up to the kid and smack his little ass when necessary and
say "NO".

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't
pretend they are a political statement. And stay home until that new lip
ring heals, I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me
fries.

I am sick of "Political Correctness" and of all the suck ups that go along
with it. I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born
in Africa, so how can they be "African-Americans"? Besides, Africa is a
continent. I don't go around saying I am a European-American because my
great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe.

I am proud to be from America and nowhere else.”

“Excuse me Ice Tea...what does that have to do with Jello's dirt on his front porch?”

“Well, what does Jello's dirt on the front porch have to do with anything? :-)”

“Do I have the right to shoot anybody that broke into my house in the back? Regardless if he/she had a weapon or not? No.

So, that means if someone broke down your patio door, ransacked your place, and was walking out the door with your DVD player in his hands you are only allowed to yell at him to stop. You can't do anything about it...and don't dare restrain him...you might get sued for harassment and forcible confinement...the system is build to protect the guilty.”

“Well, Santa...it is a mystery.

WAIT...You should know..you are Santa you know everything! Look in your crystal ball and tell us who is putting dirt on Jello's porch and rocks in his yard?”

“Jello Fog's been naughty, that dirt was supposed to go into his sock hanging by the fireplace...Santa dropped it accidentally.”

“I know stanle, our judicial system is a joke”

“I am so sick of this crap......if I find that sucker, I'm gonna do some'in real bad.......and if I find out where he lives, uh oh for him....a dump truck will be deliverin' a load of dirt in his driveway....no cars in or out...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha”

“what's the deal with the psycho midget?”

“. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory
are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black
Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America.

Ice Tea
04:25:23 PM
12/15/02

Tea, you have a lot to learn. The best we can hope for is that you keep an open mind to the possibility that you are wrong. Otherwise, the darkness of our past will find a way to perpetuate itself.”

“how is that gonna help me find the person(s) putting dirt on my porch, huh?”

“good question jello fog”

“I don't look at color!If I cut someones arm off they have the same color blood as I do.

8)”

“and that's exactly what will happen if I catch that sucker.....plenty of blood.
Dang dirt, I'm still sweepin' that crap off my porccch.”

“Why would someone put dirt there?

8\”

“heck I don't know........but it is pissin' me off bigtime!”

“when someone hands your dirt, plant flowers.....

j/k

it would piss me off too”

“damn straight chili........it would piss anyone off........there's just no good reason to do it, dang it!”

“There is no way Tea could have posted all that ranting and raving..he borrowed it from somewhere - there were not enough typos in it for it to belong to Tea.

As for the dirt..set a trap of spraying ink (the kind banks use) so when the perp does your porch again he/she will be targeted (pun intended)

Good luck with the perp, froggy.

Tex”

“Pretty dull day when someone takes the time to write all the lyrics to a tune probably no one really wants to read anyway.”

“Or if you could catch them in the act use bear spray on them.

8P”

“txwoodswoman........there's gonna be a trap alright....and when they get caught, there won't be enough left of them for bait!”

“there will be some bear lovin' goin' on!”

“Hey Jello...did you have a dust storm?”

“I shure feel sorry for them!

8\”

“NO........but there's a storm a brewin' :>)”

“don't feel sorry for 'em crazy mike.....you only jump at first. :>)”

“This looks like a job for Superman!”

“Thats so true!

8)

To hell with them then!”

“motion sencors mang! they got a camera for deer huntin that takes a pic of a deer when it walks by or stops at a feeder. you hide it somewhere and badaboom, you got um.

i saw tonight on pbs , a guy use a vidoe cam with a motion sencor snd infered lights to film a cougar eating a deer that it had burried. it was amazing”

“Cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I could have seen that.

8)”

“Yeah I got it in an e-mail. I felt it was needed on this thread.”

“Yall are sick!”

“they were showin cougars up in WY....RIGHT WHERE WE WENT HIKING THIS SUMMER! DOOOH!”

“no, i'm feeling fine, CG”

“I guess Ice Tea just wanted to track dirt all over Jello's nice new thread.

Sure got it muddy.”

“aint that the truth!”

“The neighbors must REALLY hate Jello. What did he do?”

“Night Frog...Don't stay up too late looking for the dirt demon!”

“I'm gonna bust some heads”

“was there more?”

“Well Jello, you could sleep near the porch, put one of those baby monitors out there, and when you hear someone approach, throw the door open and hit the dirtbag with a bag of flour. The police or yourself could pretty easily identify the pest after that, without worrying about accosting the wrong person.”

“or... Buy a broom.”

“Good idea Lyndy!”

“I'd go for a preemptive strike. Find the evildoers in their lair and be done with them! It is clear that they are bent on escalating this conflict – first a rock in your driveway, now dirt on your porch – before you know it, you’ll find bird poop on your windshield - or worse! This is no time for half measures or diplomacy.”