HMWH Club Secret Special Emergency Meeti ng

“Gentlemen, I just became aware of some disparaging comments made by our leader, Opie.

The Evidence:

"hmmmm maybe i should talk about things that go on fingers just yet"
OPIE
03:40:55 PM
12/15/02

Comment made during talk of marraige to Miss Opie.

Our club can not condone this sort of unconscionable behavior, especailly by our leader.

Therefore, I submit that we hold a meeting on Jan. 6th, to decide the fate of Opie, as our president. As president Emeritus, I have this power according to our bylaws.

Feel free to discuss, and we will vote on the 6th.

Shame on you Opie, shame on you!”

“What if he apologizes three times, the last time on HMWHCTV?”

“It's not working for Trent Lott. Why should it work for him. I say he should exiled.”

“No bitpusher, his comments have caused tremendous damage to our beloved organization. I don't think he can politically recover, unless he doles out 100's of strip bar funny money.”

“I can vouch for the fact that opie does a great job conducting the strip bar tours. And he makes a pretty good designated driver too.”

“Another parallel with Trent Lott?”

“I say we kick him out!

He's showing signs of weakness!

Opie, you are the weakest link!

Goodbye!!”

“Yeah... a one-hour no-holds-barred interview on Women's Entertainment channel, followed by 2 hours of aromatherapy...


And lap dances for everybody!”

“Make him watch 24 straight hours of chic flicks”

“Can us chicks make suggestions for the worst of the worst chick flicks to help ensure adequate repentence?
I recommend "Ya Ya Sisterhood"”

“My wife loves that movie. I have no idea why.”

“I'm reading the book right now, and like it so far! It came recommended from Sass.”

“If Opie appears on BET television and apologizes, maybe I'll... oh wait, sorry, wrong dude.”

“i thought he meant to say "SHOULDN'T talk about..."”

“Does that book/movie relate in any way to "getting one's ya-yas out"?

And if so... in what respect?”

“Not that kinda ya-ya, more like wha-wha-whining...

I never read the book.”

“Santartex- OPIE should appear on "The Man Show" and appologize!”

“I say Ban Him!!!”

“Aero - so true. So true.”

“Not being a member of the HMWHC, I have no opinion on this matter.”

“In the original post Opie said "should" but ended the sentence with "just yet." So did he really mean to type "shouldn't?"
Was "should" merely a Freudian slip?”

“Well if he's wearing a slip .....”

“Heeeeeeeere ya go.........


”

“I missed all of you at the meeting last Friday nght . . .

I have never had a shot served quite THAT way before . . . .delicious.”

“For the defense!!! The boy has been missunderstood.

Opie was talking about digital french ticklers, either that or special "Trent Lott" sized condoms.”

“BB: You are kidding, right?.. LOL.. You are misquoting your leader, sir.

An unfortunate slip in typing, and now you chastise him?.. Oh, shame sir.

Oust your commander-in-chief?.. Why, you should be ousted and tried for mutiny.”

“OPIE should appear on "The Man Show" and appologize!"
aero
01:21:24 PM
12/17/02



I think this is the best thing for Opie to do!

Good idea Brother Aero!”

“If he's talking rings, maybe he should join the SMWLC.”

“She Man Woman Licker Club?”

“Can I join this club????

I am free again ya know.

8)”

“CMB, what happened?

Never mind, it doesn't matter what happened, it happened.”

“Well can I join!!!!

8)”

“I think you just join until they throw you out.”

“If we throw opie out, just make sure we keep the horns.”

“Oh ok!

8)”

“Pentence: Make him watch Dr. Phil for a week when they are talking about controlling women.”

“The horns belonged to Buddha Bear.”

“Now now guys... my man can talk about rings all he wants to, as long as we are talking about one on my finger!”

“We're going to have to ask you to leave. This is a SECRET Meeting.

Don't let the thread door hit ya on the ass on the way out.”

“LMAO @ walkindude.”

“no no i won't go!”

“Don't make us have to get Towndawg (our bouncer) to toss you out.”

“is the fact that he walks across fire when drunk supossed to scare me? lol”

“No Miss Opie. The scary part is that he was still able to walk when he did it.”

“This may sound sacriligeous, but why would grown men hate women????”

“my man can talk about rings all he wants to, as long as we are talking about one on my finger!"
Miss Opie
09:08:26 PM
12/17/02



He can talk about Boxing rings or Wresteling rings but not the EVIL kind.”

“We don't actually hate women. We Love women! Especially when they are giving Lap Dances!”

“What exactly is a lap dance? Does it hurt?”

“Are you gay or have you just never been in a Strip Club?”