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HMWH Club Secret Special Emergency Meeti ngView MessagesNope, not gay. “Only once to a strip club, one bachelor party (not mine) with strippers, didn't see anything I could say was a lap dance.” 10:05:00 PM 12/17/02 “Glad to here your not batting for the other team. I recommend a classy Sprip Club. Get a hottie with nice Breast Implants and and tell her your a Lap Dance Tester for the HMWHC and she will hook ya up. Tell you know Opie and it may be Half Price.” 10:09:30 PM 12/17/02 “I'll pass, thanks.” 10:13:10 PM 12/17/02 “Suit yourself dude.” 10:15:49 PM 12/17/02 “Queer.” 10:16:37 PM 12/17/02 “better not talk about the walkindude like that.” 10:20:40 PM 12/17/02 “I'm probably the only one here who has seen Sally Rand in person. I went to the link, and right-clicked on a couple of pictures of Sally Rand. Each time a message popped-up, which said, 'I may be known for taking off my clothes, but please don't take my images.' Where is violin when you need him?” 10:25:53 PM 12/17/02 “LOL!!!! Time to go hit a strip club and make sure that wasn't for me. LMAO!!!!!!” 10:26:30 PM 12/17/02 nowslimmer “That's Cool! I saw a show about her once.” 10:29:02 PM 12/17/02 “thank you twigeater...i did leave out a not....it was maybe i shouldn't be talking about fingers.....the only ring that should be mentioned are bacon rings, and tickler rings....and maybe n!pple rings....this is my say....i owe no apology...my state voted for the induction of hooters into the HMWHC and if the rest of the nation would have followed we'd have none of the problems we have today!!!” 12:38:03 AM 12/18/02 “Thanks for clearing this up!” 5:32:35 AM 12/18/02 “Ah ha, he freely admits it!” 6:42:23 AM 12/18/02 “:(” 5:48:28 PM 12/18/02 “Don't worry Miss Opie. He's got to save face.” 5:54:08 PM 12/18/02 “he told me he posted something good on here :( :(” 5:54:13 PM 12/18/02 “hmmm... Maybe by good he meant something to take the pressure off. Somehow, you have to get this subject dropped from the threads.” 5:57:33 PM 12/18/02 “LOL!!!!! Like that's gonna happen! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!” 6:02:05 PM 12/18/02 “Miss Opie, he didn't say who it was good for, now did he?” 6:08:51 PM 12/18/02 “After 4 1/2 years of bliss, its time to fish or cut bait (the polite idiom). Opie, she backpacks, shes beautiful, she backpacks, she smart, aw shucks, she backpacks. She's perfect. Opie should get down on one knee and ask for Miss Opie's to be his wife and he should give her a big diamond ring. Then Opie should raise a family of little backpackers and live happily ever after.” 6:28:15 PM 12/18/02 Prosecutor “You will never, NEVER be in the HMWHC giving advice like that! Are you Crazy!!!” 6:31:27 PM 12/18/02 “I suspect the gentle man doesnt appreciate the overall spirit of the club, Perhaps he's married?” 4:10:48 AM 12/19/02 “*escorts Ms Opie to the door* I'm sorry miss, but you heard the men. This is a closed meeting. We can allow you to wait outside if you like. *leans in, whispering to Ms Opie something the rest of the men cannot hear*” 11:50:48 AM 12/19/02 “Opie, Taken from the offical rules of the HMWHC "wifes and girlfriends should stay at home (ironing the orange shorts) while the men drink, smoke, cuss, and watch crouch at Hooter's"” 12:01:09 PM 12/19/02 “Watch crouch?” 12:03:51 PM 12/19/02 “Is that when you crouch and hold your one hand over your eyes to shield them from the sun while you watch?” 12:04:32 PM 12/19/02 “maybe "crotch" was what he meant. I thought you watched cleavage at Hooters.” 12:09:39 PM 12/19/02 “Excuse me, Mr. B Bear... President Emeritus, Sir. I have not yet received my HMWH membership card. Has there been a problem with my non-American resident status. I assure you that I have been to the nudie bar, on many occasions. In fact, sir, my city is known to have some of the best! I have even been to Hooters, a couple of times.” 12:30:20 PM 12/19/02 “I once got to dust off Blaze Starr's hooters with a feather duster. That took awhile.” 12:48:52 PM 12/19/02 “you guys know Camel hoofs, or do I need to draw ya a picture” 3:07:42 PM 12/19/02 E-Mail I received today “----- Original Message ----- From: censored.com Date: Thu, 23 Sep 2004 13:59:01 EDT To: jayd14@mail.com Subject: Re: He man woman haters club Is there really such a club. what is the web site. I found your post on backpackers or something like that. I'd like to join, sounds like a kick in the ass. Poenix Response: The first rule of the HMWH Club is that we don't talk about the HMWH Club. Someone will be in contact with you soon. Buddha Bear” 2:34:27 PM 9/23/04 “looks like word is spreading” 2:35:37 PM 9/23/04 “LMAO! Why did the person contact you in particular?” 2:36:26 PM 9/23/04 “Hey BB, write him back with a membership application with a dues amount on it. see if he'll give you a credit card number or send a check for like 50 bucks or something. lol” 2:36:41 PM 9/23/04 bearmagnet “It must be a founding father kind of thing.” 2:37:14 PM 9/23/04 Roam Around “You just volunteered to be our fundraising chairman.” 2:38:15 PM 9/23/04 “I see. Tell him your real name is goretex and he needs to send you a backpack (of your choice) if he wants to join.” 2:39:07 PM 9/23/04 “FLMAO! Tell'em in order to get in, he has to submit 20 pictures of 20 different chicks showing their tits. Internet porn sites can not be used. These pics must be first hand (heheheee) accounts and every pic must have messurements onthe back, with phone number for a follow up interview at HQ. I LOVE rush week!” 2:46:58 PM 9/23/04 “Tits? Ak for more than tits! And no #&%!$cat obstructions!” 2:54:05 PM 9/23/04 “Me too, ... I want mine! (What can I say; I'm a Repugnican!)” 4:05:28 PM 9/23/04 “That's all there was to the emergency meeting? I didn't even hear a motion to adjourn. Where'd everybody go?” 12:45:15 PM 9/24/04 “Porn sites.” 12:45:44 PM 9/24/04 LMAO!! “I LOVE rush week!" laqtis 02:46:58 PM” 12:51:19 PM 9/24/04 “I would like to call for adjournment with refreshments to follow:  There's nothing wrong with posting this Goddess everywhere, right?” 1:08:28 PM 9/24/04 “Right! You can have the beers bearmagnet and I'll take the babe.” 1:09:13 PM 9/24/04 “Who said anything about wanting the beers?” 1:09:48 PM 9/24/04 “You just know you want them BM. Look at the frothy suds and think now good it will taste ...” 1:11:02 PM 9/24/04 “I might drink one while bathing her in the rest.” 1:14:51 PM 9/24/04 Thanks bearMag and TD! “Titties and beer! Titties and beer! Titties and beer! Titties and beer! Titties and beer! Titties and beer! Titties and beer! Titties and beer! Titties and beer! Titties and beer! Titties and beer! 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