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""There is no way on Earth that photo could appear too many times, no matter how many times it appears......"

I agree! I'm going to make it the backround on the 'puter!

"How do ya really feel Q?....."

Well........


E-Mail I received today
"----- Original Message -----
From: censored.com
Date: Thu, 23 Sep 2004 13:59:01 EDT
To: jayd14@mail.com
Subject: Re: He man woman haters club



Is there really such a club. what is the web site. I found your post on backpackers or something like that. I'd like to join, sounds like a kick in the ass.

Poenix

Response:

The first rule of the HMWH Club is that we don't talk about the HMWH Club. Someone will be in contact with you soon.



Buddha Bear"
Buddha Bear
02:34:27 PM
09/23/04
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"looks like word is spreading"
Roam Around
02:35:37 PM
09/23/04
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"LMAO! Why did the person contact you in particular?"
bearmagnet
02:36:26 PM
09/23/04
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"Hey BB,

write him back with a membership application with a dues amount on it. see if he'll give you a credit card number or send a check for like 50 bucks or something.

lol"
Roam Around
02:36:41 PM
09/23/04
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bearmagnet
"It must be a founding father kind of thing."
Buddha Bear
02:37:14 PM
09/23/04
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Roam Around
"You just volunteered to be our fundraising chairman."
Buddha Bear
02:38:15 PM
09/23/04
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"I see. Tell him your real name is goretex and he needs to send you a backpack (of your choice) if he wants to join."
bearmagnet
02:39:07 PM
09/23/04
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"FLMAO!


Tell'em in order to get in, he has to submit 20 pictures of 20 different chicks showing their tits.


Internet porn sites can not be used. These pics must be first hand (heheheee) accounts and every pic must have messurements onthe back, with phone number for a follow up interview at HQ.


I LOVE rush week!"
laqtis
02:46:58 PM
09/23/04
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"Tits? Ak for more than tits! And no #&%!$cat obstructions!"
bearmagnet
02:54:05 PM
09/23/04
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"Me too, ... I want mine!

(What can I say; I'm a Repugnican!)"
Geobeet
04:05:28 PM
09/23/04
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"That's all there was to the emergency meeting? I didn't even hear a motion to adjourn. Where'd everybody go?"
Geobeet
12:45:15 PM
09/24/04
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"Porn sites."
bitpusher
12:45:44 PM
09/24/04
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LMAO!!
"I LOVE rush week!"
laqtis
02:46:58 PM"
TownDawg
12:51:19 PM
09/24/04
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"I would like to call for adjournment with refreshments to follow:






There's nothing wrong with posting this Goddess everywhere, right?"
bearmagnet
01:08:28 PM
09/24/04
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"Right! You can have the beers bearmagnet and I'll take the babe."
Geobeet
01:09:13 PM
09/24/04
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"Who said anything about wanting the beers?"
bearmagnet
01:09:48 PM
09/24/04
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"You just know you want them BM. Look at the frothy suds and think now good it will taste ..."
Geobeet
01:11:02 PM
09/24/04
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"I might drink one while bathing her in the rest."
bearmagnet
01:14:51 PM
09/24/04
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Thanks bearMag and TD!
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I'm THRISTY!!!

Is it beer o'clock yet?
laqtis
3:02:54 PM
9/24/04

If it's not it should be.
lumberzac
3:03:32 PM
9/24/04

I think Q has had quite a few
bearmagnet
3:04:41 PM
9/24/04

WTF!!!

What the lleh did I do!?!
laqtis
3:05:06 PM
9/24/04

And your point is?
lumberzac
3:05:10 PM
9/24/04

How many screens do you see, Q? You copied and pasted the entire thing, no?
bearmagnet
3:06:45 PM
9/24/04

Q has been drinking already!
Roam Around
3:06:50 PM
9/24/04

HA!

I only ment to copy the last couple "titties and beer", but wound up copying the whole damn thread!

Wholly snuoooochie poooooochies!!
laqtis
3:06:50 PM
9/24/04

"Q has been drinking already!..."

yea, Roamie!

I gots ta lay off dat H2O!
laqtis
3:08:11 PM
9/24/04

Q what are you doing drinking Coors Light?
lumberzac
3:09:36 PM
9/24/04

Man, you'll get blood in your alcohol system that way!
Geobeet
3:10:24 PM
9/24/04

"Q what are you doing drinking Coors Light?......"

The Banquet Beer!

It's not that bad, but when I gets the urge, that swill won't cut it!

hmmm, what shall be the beer on the night?
laqtis
3:12:24 PM
9/24/04

Anythings gotta be better then Ice House...BLEH!!
FreakyBloodsucker
2:42:09 PM
9/25/04

Yuengling is the hurricane beer of the day.
Roam Around
2:49:01 PM
9/25/04

I bet roam's beer is all warm now, yuck!
FreakyBloodsucker
11:45:49 AM
9/26/04

I put my beer on ice BEFORE the power went out thank youverymuch.

Wouldn't wanna let good beer get warm yaknow.
Roam Around
10:07:23 PM
9/26/04

Is the HMWH Club going to show up at our wedding?
Miss Opie
10:12:25 PM
9/26/04

ask the magic 8 ball

(and when is it?)

;)
Roam Around
10:33:19 PM
9/26/04

June 25th
Miss Opie
10:35:12 PM
9/26/04

that's the day after our wedding anniversary. congratulations.
baume 66
10:56:01 PM
9/26/04

Good, gives us plenty of time to plan the bachelor party!
Roam Around
11:46:05 PM
9/26/04

I know some women in the entertainment industry.
bearmagnet
8:09:29 AM
9/27/04

Is there anything in the bylaws about the HMWHC showing up at weddings? That's a scary thought.
Geobeet
10:26:58 AM
9/27/04

you would, bm : P
ScorchFire
10:28:23 AM
9/27/04

I go to weddings and try to score with bridesmaids or any other single female wondering why she isn't married yet.

Bridesmaids are my first target though.
bearmagnet
10:29:48 AM
9/27/04

BACHELOR PARTY!
Buddha Bear
10:31:14 AM
9/27/04

hey scorch. Who am i to judge? Especially the ones who never have to worry about student loans. Damn right unfair!

BTW- Are you looking for some extra work, scorch?
bearmagnet
10:37:15 AM
9/27/04

lol, no i'm set, thanks for the offer
ScorchFire
10:40:05 AM
9/27/04

hey now i did not say anything about a bachelor party!!
Miss Opie
11:31:27 AM
9/27/04

Why would you expect a Bachelor party, Miss Opie? You would get a Bachelorette party.
bearmagnet
11:41:24 AM
9/27/04

June 25th is too #&%!$ing hot to hike. Might as well crash the party.

I wonder how many people show up in shorts and hiking boots.

Are you guys leaving the church under arched hiking poles?
chili36
11:46:20 AM
9/27/04

I'm sure that yam, embear, et al. can work something up for Miss Opie...
bitpusher
11:47:23 AM
9/27/04

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