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“10. Oman
9. Syria
8. Afghanistan (or parts of it)
7. France
6. Iran
5. Sudan
4. Saudi Arabia
3. Somalia
2. N. Korea
1. Iraq”

“you forgot Nigeria. Damn diamond scammers.”

“don't forget the swiss!”

“yeah, screw them too!”

“No, not the swiss, too many hot blonde shicks, we need them.”

“okay - hows aboot the canadiacks?”

“okay... Ohio!”

“Yeah, Ohio's got real bad drivers.”

“ohio's a nation?”

“No, don't bomb Ohio. They'll retaliate by launching thousands of bowling balls on us! ===O”

“The Nation of Ohio was founded in 1807 by Davy Crockett and a group of 12 blonde sweedish women. During the war of 1812, Ohio fended off attacks from both the British and Americans to retain its' sovereignty, and remains a nation to this day.

Many folks think Ohio is a state, but it just goes to show you how a lack of a good educational system in the United States can mislead millions.

BTW - we have ICBM capability.”

“add Columbia to the list....

we can solve the crack problem pretty quickly if we just turn that part of the world into moonscape....”

“Oh yeah Aero. Maybe you wouldn't say that if you knew that Ohio bailed the US's a$$ out of a sling in WWI and WWII.”

“if you're talking about hot women, you better take France off that list. Otherwise, it's pretty good.”

“well, while we're at it - can we get rid of texas?”

“I say we nuke Mexico. The last time I ate at Taco Bell it gave me the runs.”

“During the last series of earthquakes in Mexico, kiling over 80,000 Mexicans, many nations came to their aid

France sent over 1 million francs in aid

Great Britan assisted with over 1 million pounds in aid and sent troops in to help.

Gremany, Spain, Argentina, Bolivia and Chile all sent in miooions of dollars and countless red cross workers.

The United Stated sent 80,000 Mexicans.”

“Hell, let's go after the Falkland Islands too, it's about time for another invasion over there.”

“Don't forget Antartica and South Georgia Island, When was the last time we heard anything from them,,,they must be up to something...”

“you bastrad! We have diamonds, and we will defeat you American scum!

For small investment of $25,000 deposited into secure Sudanian account, my father, the king, will not kill you or your family.”

“hey - i like antartica - lots of cool creatures and what not”

“LMAO @ Mpeti!!!!”

“Not even you mystical santa fatman can save you from our bottle rocket barrage.

We have diamonds and funny hats, you must send money to us NOW!”

“Hey, I have friends in Switzerland, and if you do it at the wrong time you'll get Skiracer, Rolex and Swiss Miss!”

“They don't like us anyhow
So let's drop the big one now”

“The Swiss don't like us? That's not true. At least the German-Swiss. The French-Swiss may be another matter.

Or did you mean Skiracer, Swiss Miss and Rolex don't like us (TT)?”

“Japan.”

“haaha..France..they should be first on the list..and while your at it, maybe you could cook up a virus that kills most liberals, and Ted Kennedy”

“Here ya go, BB. This just appeared in my email, but I think You would appreciate it much more than I ever could...


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“Chili by nuking ourselves we would solve the crack problem. If we nuke Columbia we’ll just get crack from somewhere else.”

“I vote for Sierra Leone. They still run slave markets!”

“The Nation of Islam.”

“The United Nations.”

“No one mentioned,,,,,,,,,,,Cuba!!!

Hey and back off the 'land of usless nut' (OH) or feel the fury of a 100k + diaper chuckin'' crappy minivan driven families come this spring.”

“No one likes us-I don't know why
We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try
But all around, even our old friends put us down
Let's drop the big one and see what happens

We give them money-but are they grateful?
No, they're spiteful and they're hateful
They don't respect us-so let's surprise them
We'll drop the big one and pulverize them

Asia's crowded and Europe's too old
Africa is far too hot
And Canada's too cold
And South America stole our name
Let's drop the big one
There'll be no one left to blame us

We'll save Australia
Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo
We'll build an All American amusement park there
They got surfin', too

Boom goes London and boom Paree
More room for you and more room for me
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town
Oh, how peaceful it will be
We'll set everybody free
You'll wear a Japanese kimono
And there'll be Italian shoes for me

They all hate us anyhow
So let's drop the big one now
Let's drop the big one now”

“From my favortie President, "We start bombing in 5 minutes."”

“1.France
2.French Guiana (sp?)
3.French Indo-China
4.Quebec
5.French Polynesia
6.French Doors
7.French Curve
8.French Tickler
9.French Exchange Students
10.UC Berkely, and surrounding city.”

“French Fries?”

“that was very nice poem Mr. xing.

In Sudan and Zambia, we hate France too.”

“i'm with whiskey lake...after that..how about new york?”

“I can't drop the hammer on French Fries, French Kissing, or French Toast. I guess I lack the resolve needed to rid the planet of everything French...Please forgive my weakness, I'm so ashamed!”

“If yall want to kill Mexicans then we'll have to nuke our own country. Where I work, you can't sling a dead cat without hitting a Mexican.


Oh yeah, France must go also.”

“Virginia Beach.....gotta take out Pat Robertson.....he's developing WMD.

Lynchburg, Virginia...yep, Jerry Falwell is workin' on PUD Missles.

Delaware.....I mean, Delaware

Lace Gideons Bibles with anthrax to take out all scumbags who cheat on their spouse in fleabag motels.

And don't forget Mecca and Medina.....talk about your Axis Of Evil!”

“the Axel of Elvis!!

(I think it was on a '59 Caddy...)”

“Oh, I get it. You guys are funny.”

“Personally, not to rain on this hilarious thread or anything, I think that nuking 10 nations in such diverse areas of our planet would be rather devastating for us all, Buddha. Just sayin'.”

“Just checking the thread to see if anyone's aiming at Canada.

Hey kleetn - how ya been?”

“Ya c'mon down to the good ole U.S. CANADA MUST GO!!!”

“No, no no.. can't nuke Canada. Molson is good beer and I love Canadian bacon. Perhaps if we installed a puppet regime there instead? Gremlin and Hodgeman of BC could be the leaders.”