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“Greetings. I am Mpeti L Kabila, rightful heir to throne of Zambia and Sudan, and would like to try new sport of packing things on my back. I have seen this done by the small malnourished children in our kingdom's diamond mines.

Who would wish to send small donation to feed these poor, fly riddled children, so I can use the money to buy, how do you say? gear?”

“dude - you're too funny!”

“no funny, please send american dollars to buy packs for small sick children. It will help them haul rocks quickly, and we make trails for you to hike.”

“I am-a-the only one here who fargin' speek English wrong! I'm-a gonna nail you dwork to the wall! I'm-a have your bells in a sling, Icehole!”

“i'm going to pee me pants - this is too funny!”

“silly american. do you not understand who you speak to? I am in possesion of many whistling bottle rockets that we can launch at you in moments notice.”

“Meesarable Corksucker, I am not american! The Fargin' Judge, he deporta me to Fargin Holland! I'm not even from Fargin' Holland!”

“A Johnny Dangerously reset - clasic unedited foul language.”

“you not believe me? we have them, and will shoot at trails!

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“Don't try no Fargin' tricks, meester Kabila. Roman Moroni never forgets a Fargin' face!”

“Welcome to TT, Mpeti. Hope you have a thick skin, because some of the regulars here can get a little coarse. But pull up a log, sit back, hold on tight, and enjoy the ride.





(Isn't that what we say to all the newbies?)”

“please for have Mr. Phil put my photograph for my new friends to see on picture site.

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not to seem too hasty...I am believing that here is the newest of our Trolls...They need to be rumballembalkeamneulmba, or rather dragged into the sun and turned into stone.

Trolls...nasty creatures that would rather eat you than discuss how to prepare you.”

“Stikmon fuct up the thread!!!!

Can you cut him mmmmmmmmm's in half?”

“filthy american pigs.”