The Opie Nice Guy Club Membership by Inv itation

“Welcome Opie!

On the authority of bizness, I ordain you the newly appointed President of our Club!

HMWHC eat your heart out.

We are having a potluck next Wednesday. Tea will be served. We can discuss what gifts you will be getting your gf/wife/whatever for Christmas. Or just because she's so *special*”

“That was supposed to say by invitation ONLY suckers”

“LOOSER!!!!!!!”

“he's never going to talk sweet about me again on here if this is what he gets :(”

“biz is gonna serve tea?

lucky kid.”

“Cheer up Babe. He's got wat too much class to join this club.”

“It's probably poison tea.”

“but you are kicking him out of the other one. he loved going to hooters and to the strip club 3 times a week. now he'll just have to stick to lap dances from me. poor thing!”

“I didn't know you gave Lap Dances at Hooters three times a week. That's Cool!!”

“you know, somehow I have the feeling that opie will figure out how to organize pajama parties and sleepins with this new club....

when he returns to the fold of the HMWHC, he should have some stories to tell!”

“*jumps on the table and wizzes in the tea*....No titilation without hooterization.....i will not have any part of tea that comes to our shores from parties such as thee....give me stipper hooters or GIVE ME DEATH!”

“HA!”

“I agree, Dude - biz does seem alot more loose these days.

Hey, girlys...
I could come over and talk about the gifts I'm getting for my wife AND girlfriend!
(take that, OPE!)”

“This club sucks!”

“I'm dumping my girlfriend before Christmas comes.”

“I've been married twenty-one years.......can I play?”

“Miss Opie, you give lap dances???

Hmm, what you doin' for lunch today?

My office is only a few minutes away!”

“Sorry to change the subject Biz.”

“lmaooooo”

“no no no gojo...you have not reached tru G-ness...until you can get your girlfriend to buy something that you end up giving your wife as her x-mas present!!”

“no no no Opie, that is a bad thing to do cause the wife knows you couldn't pickout something that nice. Dead give away that you have a girlfriend”

“Ewker speaks truth! Always buy your wife something for the kitchen so she knows it's from you.”

“Tiramasu anyone? Would you like sugar with yer tea?”

“But my wife doesn't cook (though she's good in the kitchen).”

“I could go for those triangle tea sandwiches with chicken salad and the crust taken off the bread. As for tea, make mine tea quila.”

“Crumpets? What are they anyway? How 'bout brown sugar (brandy)?”

“Crumpets?? Or crampons, anyone?”

“crampons are tough on your teeth.”