I do have to report to 10

“I just called the raod condition phone number on base and I don't have to be to work till 10 because of blowing snow or some thing. This is great they never close anything down in Alaska no matter how bad the roads are. So now I think it is time to start some coffee and watch some ricki lake.”

“Yep starting coffee is always good under those circumstances.”

“Sorry about the Ricki Lake thing”

“Rikki Lake?”

“Budda Rikki Lake is having women that are addicted to sex. So I figured that I should watch it just in case I know some hottie on there. Then I will know where to go if I need some.”

“Good luck with that, LOLOL”