I've got monkeys in my pants

“Did lyra pay this guy?
Weird News”

“i thought this was going to be a trick. ;-)

that monkey is sooooo freakin' cute!! but i bet it would rather be free as the wind, rather than in a zoo...bastard!”

“So much potential.....hmmm, where to start...

Lyra, this one has you written all over it!”

“i admit, i've smuggled monkeys in my clothing before (into hotels and whatnot...they're shy). but see, we rescued our monkeys from mean monkey-dealers. we gave them better lives! Silly's and Kooky's mom was killed in Africa, after all, and then they were caught and brought over here. what would they do without us??”

“My list of things I thought I would never hear:
1) Asked by agents if he had anything else to tell them, Cusack responded: "Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants."”

“Is that a banana?”

“LMAO!! that is the best quote ever, is it not?”

“adds new meaning to 'spanking the monkey'”

“I posted this to tweak the "Trail Talk has taken a real dive" people and I find the quote funny as heII.”

“"I know this is an amusing story in ways but we are trying to gain deterrence," he said. "The average person under these circumstances is going to do more than a
year in prison."

"...the average person under these circumstances..."
Yeah, for this place maybe...”

“Better than having one on your back, I suppose...”

“good point, aero! :-D

and did anyone ever figure out what Steve's damage is? i thought he said he liked the off-topic threads.”

“How long d'ya suppose it'll be 'till Micah posts: "LNT = LMH"?”

“This is a backpacking related thread; how not to pack your monkeys.”

“Do you actually have a pet monkey? That would have to be easier than raising a kid.”

“I really thought this would be a Yellow Frog thread.”

“Yeah, if your kids hurl poop at you”

“yep, Walkindude...his name's Tarpy.

ha! but for serious. we have 10 stuffed monkeys...they have the best personalities, too! just adorable.”

“I've heard of it happening to people before.
Thank God I never had kids!!!!!”

“HAHAHA!!!!!”

“:-D

we get most of them from here:

Wild Republic ”

“When this bonehead was asked why he'd visited Thailand his reponse was "to buy a patio set". WHAT?! lol, it's no wonder he was searched! I'm glad the monkeys and birds were found, instead of going home with him.”

“Lyra, I think it's so funny that you use the word "damage." I'm going to start trying to incorporate it into my daily vocab.”

“How dumb can people get????

What the hell was that guy thinking????

Kill Him!

8P”

“thank you, newgirl...i heart that word, too! :-)”

“Geez, Mike!”

“I would have denied everything and claimed that they must have crawled in there while I was sleeping on the plane.”

“..."a bird of paradise flew out of but"....
That's getting dangerously close to pigs flying out of the lower orifice. It won't be long.”