Just like on Seinfeld

“Remember the Seinfeld where they used the turkey to make everyone go to sleep? So they could play with that one gal's toy collection??

I think it just happened to me!!! We had a Christmas dinner catered today. Goooooood food. I go back to work, however, have a tummy ache. Burping all over the place, ONCE I got a Pepsi in me. (Knew you all would enjoy that tidbit. BTW, I was burping the lemon-peppered chicken, which I actually enjoyed!!)

Got all headachey. And then just tired. Horrendously, I-just-can't-move tired. Came home and -- although I should be washing clothes -- I just sacked out.

Yowsa! Not goooooooooooood......”

“you better check with your date..........GHB?????”

“yeah, u'r tierd from all the carbs in the bird.”

“Was that French?”

“Swedish?”

“Dentyne for liz please.....wheeeew”

“Babblefish couldn't do a thing with "Yeah, or' re tierd from all the carbs in the beer."

www.worldlingo.com came up with "Yeah, or ' re yelled from all the carbs in the bear." going from Dutch to English.

I think Tea is trying to warn us not to eat the bear meat or something.”

“did your date play with your "toys"?”

“No wait - I just saw I mispelled u'r (how could I?). Spelling it right gets no result.”

“oh geesh violin, now you're gonna get it! she wants to ban me for that......”

“Got back from the AYCE buffet at one of the local casinos.
Ribs, shrimp, beef brisket, crab, chocolate tart with almonds and whipped cream.
Just call me tubby.”

“Food Coma!!!! Was that your only meal of the day. You really musta strap on the big ol'feed bag!!!”

“Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”

“How's the intestinal fortitude holding up?”

“scuse me!


LOL...ROFLMAO!!!”

“Are you master of your domain?

I looked across the street and through an open window, I saw a beautiful naked lady looking at the new Mountain Hardgear catalogue. I could not hold out any longer and raced to my bathroom.


That's where my phone was (of course) and ordered new gear. How long can you hold out?

disclaimer: if you have no idea about Seinfeld, disregard above post”

“I wonder if she lived throught the night???”

“LOL, Pennsy Hiker. GOOD ONE!! love it!!! lolololol

I made it through the night. But man..... I mean..... I had to skip the rest of the evening Christmas party. GEEEEEEEEEEZ!!”

“That was the Tryptophan that made you tired. It's an Amino Acid used in digestion, but it is prevalent in turkey and makes you tired. Now, can I play with your Rockem' Sockem' Robots?”

“A coworker brought in muffin tops today!!...They're just like you'd think, the tops of muffins sans(i hate that word) the bottoms. She bought them at Panera Bread. I asked her if she dropped the bottoms off at a homeless shelter. She didn't get it. :(”

“No she didn't.
Not at this one anyway. :(”