Santa Claus is a Pimp

“He is always yelling at three "girls".........ho, ho, ho”

“mebbee he left cotton in your trees???”

“and snow in your stocking!”

“He left me some great gear and some cigars and some money.

Oh ya!!!!!

8)”

“Santa needs to be kicked in the nuts.”

“LMFAO WD! i'll hold him......”

“That fat bastad!”

“AND I EAT BABIES! THE OTHER, OTHER WHITE MEAT!




GET IN MA BELLLLY!”

“walkindude and stratdewd are gonna get switches in their stockings!!!!!!!!!!”

“and we're gonna shove em up your ass.”

“walkindude.....and I didn't know you cared”

“Damn, someone needs a hug (no, I AIN'T volunteerin' to do it...LOL). Whatsamatter, DudeWhoWalks, dincha git that pony when you were a kid???
Fuk Christmas, let's go hikin'!!!”

“LMAO!!!!!!!”

“I'm not feeling much love on this thread.”

“lmao!”

“Lemmee see if I got this straight:

If Santa Claus is Pimp, according to the CMB Dictionary Edition 1, than Santa is really cool, a righteous dude, right?

But if Santa Claus is A Pimp, he's a sack of dung?”

“Dang it.... I hate it when I forget to close a tag.”

“Santa needs to be Pimp Slapped.”

“MDK WD!!!!!!!

8)”

“If Santa is a pimp what does that make his elves.”

“His Hoe's

8P”

“It's like Jello Fog said "ho ho ho"”

“They would be his Ho Ho Hoe's.”

“mmmmmmmmm ho hos.........”

“

Who you callin' pimp?”

“

Super Size baby!”

“It's apparent that walkindude has some "issues" with the joyous holiday season of Christmas. Love and peace should be in the air.

Although - here it is chrismas eve and I'm pulling a 16 hr shift. Layoff notices came out today (I still has a job) but ten of my friends and coworkers including my brother got the christmas axe, the company candy cane shoved right up their sorry unemployed as@es. And they did the dirty deed by E-mail. HO HO HO take a open sleigh to the unemployment office, cause ya ain't going to be able to afford gas for your car.

But - It could be worse, we have our health and we have each other. We have to keep on keeping on. Yea my as$ - I'd like to shoot the SOB that came up with that one. You can bet your christmas stocking that the CEO didn't have to do without...like he's sitting with his family trying to explain how times are tough and "sorry kids Santa had to layoff all the elves so you may only get one gift this year"

I feel better, Merry Christmas and have a very Happy New Year, everyone.”

“is sad, cause he's not walkin' and he is not a dude!”