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Everybody has one “Me too!” 8:21:51 AM 12/27/02 “ok ill give, has what?” 8:41:38 AM 12/27/02 “Show me yours and I’ll show you mine.” 8:43:58 AM 12/27/02 “An excuse?” 8:51:05 AM 12/27/02 “a a-hole?” 8:51:35 AM 12/27/02 “an opinion, much like an @sshole? except i do know someone who doesn't have an a-hole. by the way.” 8:52:18 AM 12/27/02 “NO WAY! How do they chew gum?” 8:54:34 AM 12/27/02 “i don't ask questions.” 8:58:04 AM 12/27/02 “hey i remeber I heard about this doctor that sewed up his ex-wifes hoochie hole! she was on the table and he came in the operating room and did it. (yes i have to admit it, that it was on Oprah)” 9:00:08 AM 12/27/02 “Lyra, that person must burp a lot.” 9:01:39 AM 12/27/02 “Maple, that can be taken just too many ways! Miss Opie has one, too.” 9:06:32 AM 12/27/02 “birthday!! is it your birthday, Limpster?” 9:07:14 AM 12/27/02 “Ow! (Adlib jungle sounds) Ow! Ooh yeah! Oh yeah! You can't get romantic on a subway line Conductor don't like it, says, "You're wastin' your time" But everybody’s got one! I’ve got one too Everybody’s got one! Baby, how 'bout you? Oh! Oh yeah! I took a mobile light, lookin' for a moonbeam. Ow! Yeah, ya stand in line ya got lost in a jet stream Ooh, everybody’s got one! I’ve got one too (Oh yeah) Everybody’s got one! How about you? Ohhhh yeah Ooooh yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah (Guitar solo) Everybody’s got one! I’ve got one too! Whoa! Everybody’s got one! Hey, hey! How 'bout you? Yeah! (Adlib jungle sounds) Woo! Where'd you get that #&%!$? Oh, yeah I like.... I like the little way the line runs up the back of the stockings I've always liked those kind of high heels, too, ya know I... No, no, no, no don't take 'em off. Don't take...leave 'em on Yeah, that's it...a little more to the right Ow! Hey, hey, hey! Everybody’s got one! I’ve got one too. Whoa! Everybody’s got one! Baby how 'bout you? Yeah! Everybody’s got one! Everybody’s got one! Everybody’s got one! Everybody needs one! Ah yeah! Ahhh yeah! Look, I'll pay ya for it, what the #&%!$?” 9:07:57 AM 12/27/02 “she might burp a lot, Phaedrus, i've never noticed. she apparently has a permanent colostomy bag, because she was born without an a-hole. but, mind you, this information was given to me by her ex-boyfriend, after she had dumped him for the male half of a couple they were "swinging" with. but she's been known to "swing" a lot...they even won a trip somewhere for an orgie (internet contest). i sh-t you not. and how could you really do that with a big ol' colostomy bag hangin' around? and more importantly, how did i ever meet these people?? so i'm it's possible her ex-bf made it up...but what a bizarre thing to make up!” 9:18:21 AM 12/27/02 “lyra, it's almost as far-fetched as going hiking in the wilderness with a dozen strangers you met on the internet!” 9:22:24 AM 12/27/02 “Getting "Greek" with a colostomy bag might be memorable.” 9:22:28 AM 12/27/02 I sh-t you not? “Lyra’s post may be the most bizarre thing I’ve ever read on the internet.” 9:22:48 AM 12/27/02 “oh grossss!!!” 9:23:05 AM 12/27/02 “...until Limpy posted.” 9:23:32 AM 12/27/02 “That's quite an assessment coming from violin.” 9:24:17 AM 12/27/02 “I'm... at a loss for words.” 9:24:24 AM 12/27/02 “LOL @ Violin!” 9:24:43 AM 12/27/02 “LMAO!! i know, very bizarre. ANYway, is it your birthday or what, Limpy?” 9:25:22 AM 12/27/02 “i know, Phaedrus. I had the "blinking cursor" block for a few moments...” 9:25:38 AM 12/27/02 “Yep, its my bidet!” 9:26:39 AM 12/27/02 “i absolutely love telling that story!! i'm seriously laughing out loud. you would have to meet these people to believe them...” 9:27:26 AM 12/27/02 “well HAPPY BDAY TO YOU!!!!!!” 9:27:39 AM 12/27/02 “Limpy - So, if it's your birthday, you're saying you don't have an A-hole then? Lyra could probably hook you up with a friend of hers.” 9:27:46 AM 12/27/02 “Colostomy Colostomy How big a bag can it be? Colostomy Colostomy let's get a group together and see. Colostomy Colostomy this thread makes me want to flee.” 9:29:40 AM 12/27/02 “Uh, happy birthday, limpy.” 9:30:32 AM 12/27/02 “no, i couldn't hook them up unless Limpy wants to move to Seattle. she and her new bf moved there because his ex-girlfried that he dumped for Colostomy Girl moved there to get away from him.” 9:31:33 AM 12/27/02 “lyra, I'll add "Colostomy Girl" to my list of superhero names that won't work!” 9:33:27 AM 12/27/02 “Yes, but I can probably imagine that people without bungholes would probably go through great lengths to meet others who are also minus one orifice. Side note: This, by far, has to be the most twisted thread on TT in quite some time. :-)” 9:34:23 AM 12/27/02 “Some of you people are sick and some of you are not that well off.” 9:37:14 AM 12/27/02 “Whoo hoo. Twist it baby!” 9:37:39 AM 12/27/02 “I had nothing to do with the degenteration of this thread!” 9:45:19 AM 12/27/02 “LMAO Aero!” 9:48:48 AM 12/27/02 “Colostomy girl and her trusty sidekick Catheter boy! Together, they will rule the public restrooms of gotham!” 9:48:58 AM 12/27/02 “Lookout crime! the last thing you want is a colostomy bag upside the head!” 9:49:48 AM 12/27/02 “Only on TT can a conversation on a birthday announcement turn to one about people without bungholes.” 9:51:27 AM 12/27/02 “i'm glad to brighten your day. 8)” 9:53:12 AM 12/27/02 “back off, lyra, no one said it brightened their day! ;)” 9:55:48 AM 12/27/02 “Hey, its certainly HAS brightened my day! Did you know that Pa Sales Tax Code specifically exempts colostomy deodorant from sales tax? (I just know stuff.)” 9:59:44 AM 12/27/02 “you just know TOO MUCH stuff.....” 10:00:51 AM 12/27/02 “Limpy, now I'm scared to ask how you got your trail name.” 10:25:07 AM 12/27/02 11:50:29 AM 12/27/02 “No one can call you "anal retentive".” 11:52:44 AM 12/27/02 “It would make a "rusty trombone" difficult to play!!!” 11:54:36 AM 12/27/02 “Gee Wally, what's a coloscopy bag anyway? Is that what they mean when they say you were left holding the bag?” 12:05:00 PM 12/27/02 2:29:56 PM 12/27/02
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