Joe Millionaire

“It's like a bad car accident...It takes force of will power to look away...”

“i also heard he dumped the slurpy girl from the show”

“For those that this may interest.”

“Oh My God! You mean that it's all a set-up? That they're all....actors?

My faith in reality TV has been shaken to its roots....”

“HMMMMMMM, verrrrrrry interesting, Stove. Looks like there will be lots of surprises to go around if she gets picked!

Joe: "Uh, hey.....what's with the duct tape?"”

“WEIRD!!”

“paul's cool....”

“follow the link to see Joe himself.

OMG, leaves nothing to think about i tell ya”

“We've been had! It's a set-up I tell ya!”

“Owwww...that bound cheerleader pix makes me feel "funny". ;)”

“I heard today on the radio that Joe is using his middle name as his last name...and that his real last name is "Marriot" as in the hotel chain.

The implications are left to speculation!?!?!”

“Ahh. stevestomper you beat me to it! I bet the only reason he kept Melissa around was probably because Sarah and Melissa do bondage together in front of him. They act like they are best friends.”

“was she the lady who was into S&M ?
or the brown curly hair one
or the one with long brown hair who said something about having a dream about him?

(can you tell i watch it?)"”

“The one who smokes and cusses like a sailor.

looking out over the French Riviera:
"Oh my God! That's so #$%&@!'n beautiful!"”

“HA!!! that's hilarious!

it was the one with curly dark hair.

and Aero, you are SO right-on about him being Putty.”

“"Ya know, I've been thinking, and if the show was called "Joe Steady Job", but the guy was a total loser, and the women who were competing for his affections were all single mothers on welfare instead of young, beautiful, gold-digging types, a lot more people would be pissed about it.

Can you imagine the legal disclaimer these women had to sign before they could be on the show?"
bitpusher
02:02:51 PM
12/30/02

I still think back to this and it totally cracks me up! Totally classic..”

“Oh, God, I have to admit I watch.

I think Zora is the best fit, but I hope the other one (Sarah) wins because she's such a money-grubbing winch and she'll be devastated when she finds out he's not rich. (or is he rich? how much are they paying him to do the show?)”

“I'm glad that someone appreciates the time I put into making up humor for this board...God knows my wife is tired of it....lol”

“yeah, every time the butler dude tells them what piece of jewelry they're getting, Sarah about levitates off her chair with excitement.”

“I am proud of the fact I do not know there names!!


yyyeeaaahhh”

“I liked Sarah's assessment of him on their dinner date: "He's a little un-sophisticated and rough around the edges, but nothing I can't change."

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

“Now wait a second. Not all jewelry lovers are money grubbers. (My wife for example).”

“What pathman.....Does she just like the way that big rock looks on her finger? JK :-)”

“Each one of the remaining girls has a personality chosen specifically for a particular demographic.

Zora: Average women, and people who root for underdogs. Zora's pretty, but not quite as good-looking as the other girls. Her tough early life wins her a lot of points with people who have been through similar experiences. Of course, there is a probably a contingent who want her to be dumped so she doesn't have to suffer through finding out he's a fake.

Sarah: Young, urban, professional women and gold-diggers. Oh, and professional soft-core porn actresses, can't forget them. Mojo also appealed to the female yuppies, but she had to go because of the lack of an interesting past to be exploited. (Do you really think the show's producers had no idea Sarah had been in soft-core porn? There is no bad publicity...)

Melissa: Appeals to the spoiled rotten #&%!$ demographic. They are divided between wanting her to win (win?) and thus affirming their life choices, and lose, so they can watch another #&%!$ go down. There's also probably a large
number of people (like me, now) who want her to win so they can see the look on her face when she finds out he's not a millionaire...

So, let's look at each woman's chances of making to the finish.

Only a real sadist would want Zora to "win". I mean, come on, do you really want to see her hopes smashed on national TV? Most people who want her to win figure that she won't care that he's not rich, and it's possible, given her actions so far, that she might even be relieved to find out the truth. But come, this isn't the dynamite Fox wants on that last show.

Sarah has a fair chance, but is really only around because of her "recently revealed past" (good thinking, Fox!) Plus, she's already gotten enough jewelry to pretty much satisfy her, plus she has gotten a lot of exposure, the better for her "acting career", my dear...


Ah...Melissa...Now here's where the real fireworks will come. Let's face it, Princess Melissa's been pinning her hopes on marrying rich every since her mommy read her "Cinderella" for the first time. If she gets picked, when she finds out the truth, she'll go ballistic. It won't help this show's rating any, but the next Fox reality show...well, we'll just wait and see...”

“i know, Aero...both she and Melissa have said lots of times that they wanted to "change" things about him. what? like that's not do-able?
;-)

if i were on there, i wouldn't give 2 craps about the jewelry. not that i'm not money-grubbing. i'd just rather have an envelope full of cash. LMAO!!”

“very well put bit.”

“so there down to 2 of the money diggers errrrr I mean young ladies.
1. long brown hair (that keeps dreaming about him)
2. the short brown curly hair

and the S&M bimbo is gone.

ok did I get all the bimbo info correct?”

“Was it on last night? If so, I missed it. Color me shocked that Sarah's gone, if that's the case. She's served her purpose...”

“She's served her purpose..."
bitpusher
12:55:18 PM


gee and you wonder why this show is so big..”

“He kept the S&M girl...hmm he even mentioned that she was the most romantic one..guess that training paid off!!!”

“OK, so he cut Melissa last night. There goes my theory, lol....”

“hey Bit, dont feel down about not being able to understand gold digging woman.. your better then that.”

“so bittypoo (i know how you love that one), are you trying to tell me that this is all fixed, and that Joe didn't really choose/eliminate the girls his own dumb self?”

“Oh, I don't care about whether or not I understand them...I was analyzing Fox's role in crafting how things went. These "reality" shows aren't as spontaneous as we're being led to believe...”

“That's basically my contention, lyra-poo...”

“hey I want a pooh name :(”

“OK, Mape-pooh-leaf...lol...”

“LOL!”

“Oh stop it before I gag!”

“awwww, look, it's Aeropoo! coochie coochie cooooo!

hey guess what, you guys. Tarpy just applied to a job...with his own company! LMAO! and it was advertised for $10,000 more than he made in that position a few months ago. ain't that a #&%!$!”

“to clarify, he didn't realize it was his company.”

“He's rich, lyra! Are you going to keep him now?”

“uumm I smell a new TV show.

How to get your old job back and not no anything about it. (or something like that)

Bit, Lyra a little help here..

LOL @ Lyra
awwww, look, it's Aeropoo! coochie coochie cooooo!”

“HAHAHAHA! quit it, you're tickling me- I'm gonna pee in my pants!”

“Somebody get the waterproof shorts!”

“Wow! This is my fantasy; getting tickled by lyra and mapleleaf!”

“no, it's WITH the company he's still with now...he's just in another position. so they know he's looking for jobs. funny! i wonder what he put in his cover letter...

i'm just kidding about being a gold-digger, Aero! as long as Tarpy has monkeys, he's okay. LOL!”

“oh yeah thats what ive always wanted to see. a guy in water proof pants. ummm dont they call them Diapers now?”

“Depends are so sexy.”

“I read somewhere the real last name of "Joe" was Dupont.
He's going to be for real rich when he turns 30 from a trust.”