Why doesn't bitpusher look old?

“A very happy birthday to you, you spring chicken! :-)
Hope you got all the spankins' you wanted.”

“Happy birthday agepush... er umm, bitpusher!”

“Happy Birthday! May this next year bring you many more Hooters trips.”

“Hey bit, really 40, or is the evil sock monkey queen pulling out legs?
Anyway, Happy Birthday, when was your Birthday?”

“pulling out legs?? well sure, they're the tastiest parts. mmmm...”

“Really 40. My birthday was the week before Christmas.


And in case you're wondering, yes, it sucks to have your birthday that close to Christmas.

Thanks for the good wishes, all...”

“pulling out legs...
should be...
pulling our legs...”

“Happy Belated, BP!”

“My dad's bday is Jan 1.
At least with you, people still have some money for gifts before Christmas. :)”

“'Cause he's a rookie? <G>

Hey, I came up with an interesting idea a few years ago... You can have someone's age in candles on a b-day cake (even if they're FORTY), if you do it in base 2.

Ones are lit and zeroes are not... and don't forget the subscript '2' in icing. Strom Thurmond only needs seven candles and just 3 of then are lit.

<VBG>”

“Naw, StoveStomper, everybody's all tapped out from buying Christmas presents way before my birthday!

You can't really understand until you've been taken up to the Christmas tree and asked the question, "Which one do you want for your birthday?"”

“oh the humanity!! ;-) Tarpy's birthday is actually on Christmas. but i think he likes the symbolism, as i've never heard him complain. i got him lots of presents, no combo deals.”

“Dang, Bro, shame on me for forgettin'! Happy Birthday!!!”

“bit - that's funny.... and sad.
lyra - you crack me up monkey queen.”

“well, spankyouverymuch! :-)”

“Again with the spanking thing...are you British or something?”

“if only. people who come up with the insult "gripper" can't be all bad.”

“We missed your birthday? Well hope it was a happy one.

I didn't really get you a present but we have lots of leftover oddities from holiday gift baskets if you'd like them.Just what do macadamia/octopus crackers taste like anyway?”

“So how do we know he doesn't look old?”

“'cause my kid said so! See the "Starry Starry night" thread...”

“and speaking of Christmas oddities like Violin (ha!), i swear to god my grandmother gave me the sweater i gave HER last year as one of my presents!! and it's not like she was struggling for a present...she gave me 3 other things that obviously were not pre-owned. too funny!”

“Is it a fruitcake sweater or something?”

“This is the kid that kept poking holes in the dirt with your treking pole to make homes for "the little snakes"?
He sounds like a "keeper". LOL”

“Man Bit, you're gettin' old.

No wonder the Hooter chicks call me "sweetie" and you "hey you".

He he he he

Remember, I'm cyber whipped.”

“A sweater that looks like a fruitcake? Lint between your teeth?”

“oh wow...a fruitcake sweater! now that's an invention i can't believe has been overlooked. quick, someone is going to make massive bucks off this. like at least 50 cents!”

“Yes, same kid. He can be pretty cute. He can also be very exasperating. I think I have to keep him, at least until he's 18, lol...

MDS...the last one seemed to like me some, lol...the others know I'm a lousy tipper.

And yes, you are cyber-whipped...lol....”

“Happy birthday, Bit. I share your pain with the unfortunate birth date. Lots of combo gifts over the years. Who would have thought that Jesus and Satan Claus would outrank us???”

“Happy Birthday, bitpusher.
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'Strom Thurmond only needs seven candles and just 3 of then are lit.'
Tilt

He must be my age. Oh, wait a minute, which three are lit?

Very few people will need 8 candles. Guess I'm on my last light candle.”

“oohhh, oohhh, i know when Dunadan's b-day is!! it's Sometime In January. SO THERE!”

“Are we talking signed or unsigned, nowslimmer?

Strom's cake: (seven candles)

1 1 0 0 1 0 0

Mine: (5 candles)

1 0 1 0 0”

“Do NOT, under any circumstances reveal the secret knowledge that I've so liberally shared about my birth date. =)”

“Happy 40th Ol Buddy. Wow I didn't realize our birthdays were so close. I hit 40 on the 26th. Have a great day and don't work too hard. Hope to see ya again soon. Steve”

“(Strom gets a 64, a 32 and a 4)

You get your 8th candle on your 128th birthday!”

“Oh, and on my cake, my wife used four green candles, one to represent each decade, lol...”

“YO Bit!
Have a Good one Bro!!”

“Thanks, packrat and walkindude. Hey packrat, next year we should have a combined hiking birthday party or something. Pick someplace close and invite some people and have a backcountry party.”

“Hey bit, happy birthday. Nothing wrong with being 40 except when they try to give you those Senior discounts rates.”

“Belated congratulations on the first anniversary of your 39th birthday.


AARP in just 15 years! Wooooo Hoooo!!”

“lol...well, since I got carded for alcohol the last time when I was 29, maybe I'll be well into my 70's before shopkeepers start automatically offering me my discount...”

“Happy day, and remember, being 40 ain't much, but it beats the alternative.

Now get back to pushing them bits.”

“Are we talking signed or unsigned, nowslimmer?
bitpusher

The sign must appear in the icing. Mine is Cancer.”

“Actually, now that I think about it, by the time I'm a senior citizen, there'll be so many of us, they'll probably charge us a premium just to put up with our BS, lol......”

“busted again!”

“We used to camp every summer in a private campground, you could leave your camper there all winter. Anyway, the colonel's neice and her husband had their camper kiddie-corner from us. I don't remember them being too friendly.”

“WHat are you giving her a ticket for??!”

“Happy Bday Bit! What day was it on? I can feel the Christmas/Birthday pain with you. Unless you have ppl really try to seperate the two for you, it totally blows.”

“Happy belated Bdays Bitpusher, Tarpy, and Packrat!”