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To reference the basis for this new club, see "Seeking advice from HMWHC" I figured it is our turn to have a support group. Come on girls!

I'll start... why do they call you 5 times a day but not keep commitments when it comes to dates and times??

Why do they take the cell phone into the bathroom??
hutchathome
5:21:15 PM
12/30/02

It's simple, really. Show up naked. Bring beer.
Father Goose
5:23:16 PM
12/30/02

Father Goose,
Your not imaginitive enough. Plus, you guys don't have the balls to come over naked. And if you bring beer, make it ale.
hutchathome
5:26:38 PM
12/30/02

better translate, hutch

CFMO=Can't figure men out

Cell phone in the bathroom? No way. And I don't call anybody 5 times a day.
Pathman
5:27:44 PM
12/30/02

You're doomed to a lonely existence...
Father Goose
5:28:25 PM
12/30/02

Ales are the best. Nut brown is my favorite.
Pathman
5:30:36 PM
12/30/02

I prefer stouts myself...
Father Goose
5:31:29 PM
12/30/02

Thanks for helping me clarify Pathman. Thank you from women in general for not flushing in our ears. Father Goose, can't you take it as well as dish it out? I guess I was joking and you were not.
hutchathome
5:31:39 PM
12/30/02

Go on lots of TT hikes hutch. Good guys hike. ;-)
Pathman
5:32:58 PM
12/30/02

BLACK AND TAN
My specialty, good made the traditional way with Bass and Guiness. A great variation is that nut brown with the guiness. Try it with Killians. MMMMMMMM. I love the foam on my lips!
hutchathome
5:33:35 PM
12/30/02

You said foam on lips.
ULTRAPecker
5:35:58 PM
12/30/02

Gotta go for now. Now that I've brought home the bacon I must go fry it up in a pan. It goes without saying I can hang with the hikers and never let you forget your a man. Remember the commercial?

Come on girls, join in and sing.
hutchathome
5:38:11 PM
12/30/02

Oh, ULTRA, I couldn't let that one go. I was baiting. I hope you don't really foam, but I think doctors have cures for that now.
hutchathome
5:40:04 PM
12/30/02

Rabies? I think it still requires a bunch of painful shots. That is, if they catch it in time.
Pathman
5:42:28 PM
12/30/02

Pathman, I was talking about ULTRA foaming from somewhere else as he implied. EEEEEW! Now I don't want any dinner.
hutchathome
5:46:20 PM
12/30/02

You should be making that B/T with your Guinness and Harps if you really wannabe an Irish. Try it you'll like it awhole lot better. Bass and Guinness, mixed???, that sacrilege to anybody that bleeds green!
Briar Rabbit
5:48:29 PM
12/30/02

Briar, I'll try the Harps. Thanks for the tip. And yes I am really Irish. Predominantly.
hutchathome
5:50:43 PM
12/30/02

But hey? Where are the women club members? I am failing as a cult leader.
hutchathome
5:56:52 PM
12/30/02

Foam on the lips I think that is sexy!!!!!!

8)
Crazy Mike Backpacks
5:59:12 PM
12/30/02

im just tring to figure out how you know men are taking the cell phones into the bathrooms
treebeard
6:17:20 PM
12/30/02

im just tring to figure out how you know men are taking the cell phones into the bathrooms"
treebeard
06:17:20 PM
12/30/02

mapleleaf
treebeard
6:23:12 PM
12/30/02

starting to wonder if mapleleaf and treebread are the same
Ewker
6:26:24 PM
12/30/02

nope because I took my pc into the bathroom and learned me how to fix it!!!
mapleleaf
6:28:31 PM
12/30/02

CM, only you would get in to someone foaming at the lips. I thought the saying was the "opposites" attract.

As for the bathroom stuff, men seem to make an event of that.
hutchathome
7:18:18 PM
12/30/02

Not to sound sick or anything but I would lick it off of your lips!

8P
Crazy Mike Backpacks
7:20:53 PM
12/30/02

Say goodnight, Ed.
LyndyS
7:23:04 PM
12/30/02

Required Reading:
You Just Don't Understand: Women and Men in Conversation,by Deborah Tannen\

Come now. Can't we just get along. ;-) Its all cultural and linguistic.
We are genetically different and we get raised differently, so our brains are wired differently.

The lady talks about foam on her beer and the guys make it sexual. So what's new?
Pathman
7:26:58 PM
12/30/02

Good point!

8)
Crazy Mike Backpacks
7:27:58 PM
12/30/02

Wired and raised differently yes. Is there a code. I may just try out that book seeing as I am stumped at the moment. However, I've always been athletic and was a tom boy when young. My best friends are men. It just seems to all go hey-wire (sp?) when there are attractions going on??

Crazy Mike, don't go sane on us all of a sudden.
hutchathome
7:59:51 PM
12/30/02

The girl wants answers...
"why do they call you 5 times a day but not keep commitments when it comes to dates and times??"

They call 5 times a day to make sure you're not out w/ other guys.

They can't keep commitments because they're out w/ their other girlfriends.

"Why do they take the cell phone into the bathroom??"

Cause if they leave the cell sitting out while they're in the bathroom and their other girlfriend calls, you'll be able to see it on the Caller ID and they'll lose their chance at getting some that night.


Them are just jokes, kids. I don't truly feel this way... But, dhutch really seemed in need of answers. I wonder if these were the answers she was looking for? :-)
tarabull
8:05:03 PM
12/30/02

I am always down to try new things are you?

8)
Crazy Mike Backpacks
8:05:06 PM
12/30/02

Tara - hysterical

The question should have been phrased, "Why do men take the cell phone into the bathroom while talking to you on it??
hutchathome
8:07:09 PM
12/30/02

Mike,
You're scaring me :)
hutchathome
8:07:44 PM
12/30/02

Oh, dhutch, I misunderstood. LOL

What's even funnier is that if I'm on the phone and I gotta go... I take the phone into the bathroom, too.
tarabull
8:09:36 PM
12/30/02

Tara,
You're scaring me too.

We need another good "Why do men do that question" Have any, that we can ponder?
hutchathome
8:11:50 PM
12/30/02

Not ment to scare!

8)
Crazy Mike Backpacks
8:14:02 PM
12/30/02

Why do men fall in love with women they work with?
nameless
8:22:37 PM
12/30/02

Women at work!Fall en love!
Been there done that and it DOES NOT WORK!!!!!

Sucks all forms of ass!!!!!!

8|
Crazy Mike Backpacks
8:24:53 PM
12/30/02

How's this one?
Why can guys remember sports statistics? Date, time, what they were wearing and who they were with when (for example) Big Mac hit his 70th; but can't remember your birthday, anniversary or your favorite color!
tango
9:02:28 PM
12/30/02

Big Mac hit his 70th
tango
09:02:28 PM
12/30/02

You mean McDonalds hit there 70th million,billion,trillion hamburger sold
Ewker
9:05:32 PM
12/30/02

So does that mean that all men are like that?

I think not!

8|
Crazy Mike Backpacks
9:11:13 PM
12/30/02

LOL Ewker!

All in fun CMB!!! Just like HMWH club.
tango
9:17:31 PM
12/30/02

I'm not good with sports stats, my wife will vouch for my memory of dates. :P
Pathman
9:22:48 PM
12/30/02

Anniversary: Yes.
Wife's Birthday: Yes.
Her favorite color? lol, nope
bitpusher
9:24:42 PM
12/30/02

I know!

He he he he!!!!!!

This is fun but where did Hutch go?

8P
Crazy Mike Backpacks
9:28:24 PM
12/30/02

my biggest problem is remembering what Sept 15 is. It is my current wife's b'day and my anniversary date for my 1st marriage...have to make sure I buy the right card
Ewker
9:30:40 PM
12/30/02

I guess I break the mold.
Don't give a crap about sports but I like to watch the Redwings.
Birthday: 11-15-19notsayingit
Day we became an "Item": 2-24-1991
Gave her the ring: 12-24-1996
Anniversary: 8-16-97
Favorite colors: Green and Black
Favorite jewlery designer: Alex Sepkus
Prefers colored diamonds to white diamonds.
Favorite hockey team: Redwings
Favorite Park: Smokies
Daughter's Birthday: 8-27-02
humanpackmule
9:37:05 PM
12/30/02

Oh yeah, when I gave her the ring it was the last full moon on Christmas eve for a VERY long time. Somehow I'm thinking 50-100 years?
humanpackmule
9:39:07 PM
12/30/02

First date: Nutcracker Suite, Thanksgiving 1975. Popejoy Hall, University of New Mexico. She still has the ticket stub.
Pathman
9:47:52 PM
12/30/02

Jacksonville Jazz Festival 1990.
humanpackmule
9:49:13 PM
12/30/02

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