ok too drunk..

“all i know is if Matt ever does anthing like this again, I will put a hit out on him!!
I am way to drunk to figure out how to change this stupid password to mapleleaf!!
I miss you all!!
First Id like to thank Ewker for helping me through these trying times without TT.
It was so bad that I had a formal to go to tonight and all I wanted to do was wear my new hiking boots!!
Can you see me with a long dress with hiking boots on??

I swear next time I will!!

Matt please if you need money to keep this site up just ask!!”

“oh tilt I missed you!!!!”

“Shur.... since I bent the sights on your rifle!

(I stole that from Emo Philips, LOL)”

“ok so treebeard and myself were dancing, and i noticed he was having a hard time getting into the groove. I said "didnt you learn to dance when you were in camp as a kid?"
he said "yes, but I wasnt drunk then!"”

“I was about to say that Emo was an 'acquired taste'... but I can seee that isn't necessary, LOL

(more)”

“Tilt i am way to drunk to deal with one of your threads. I will save it for the AM. I took the day off!! see im the smart one in the family!!!”

“treebeard in a long dress with hiking boots?

I hope they don't hear about that on "the other" site.”

“What? Guy can't hike in a kilt? Better ventilation!”

“no silly its me mapleleaf.
at least it was me this morning”

“Mapleleaf hiking in a kilt with flaming red hair?”

“How do we know its you? It says you are treebeard.”

“well have I miss spelled anything yet???”

“I think being drunk must help your spelling. ;-)”

“There were these three roommates: a Black Guy, a Polish Guy and a Mexican Guy. They all went to a factory to get jobs. They wouldn't hire the other two, but they did give the Polish guy a job.

He always had trouble getting up in the morning, so he made the Mexican guy promise to wake him up in time for his first day on the job. While he was asleep the other two got some shoe polish and painted his face and hands black.

Morning comes and they wake him up at the last minute --- he rushes out the door so he won't be late. He gets to the factory and says, "Well! I'm ready for my first day!" The foreman says, "WHAT are you talking about? We don't hire Blacks."

The guy looks down at his hands and says, "That Crazy Mexican Woke Up The Wrong Guy!"



(sorry! I had to do it, LOL)”

“LOL you may be right, I need to slow down so I can see the right keys!!!
But I have to close one eye in order to do it...


LOL”

“LOL I love Polish jokes. I also have an ex-husnad thats polish!!!


hey its all in fun!!”

“Just get an eyepatch... <G>”

“So, this site still exists? I tell you the e-mails have been flying hot and heavy. Please Matt, don't throw us to the wolves. It's a cold cruel world out there. These people accept me for the warped individual I am. Those other sites can be so literal!

It almost makes me want to post a haiku.......”

“An ex-what? LOL”

“ok I have to tell you what happened tonight. Treebeard and myself went out into the freezing cold to take pics of the City Skyline. when we came back in, it seems that one of the Lawerys was dancing with another lawery, and he took her into his arms and THREW her up into the air. well I guess she was not ready for it cause she came crashing down. She passed out cold!!
She had come to by the time we came back. But she was really out of it!!
I think her hubby was going to take her to the hospital.
I just want to know, do lawerys sue eachother ??”

“husnad?

I'm afraid to ask.”

“husnad (lmao)

Sounds like you and treebeard were painting the town tonight, Maple! Hey, btw, I just sent three ink cartridges out for your troop.”

“OK, it's mapleleaf...she's misspelled "lawyer"...”

“sass, thank you soo much!!


hay everyone should have a ex-husnad”

“maple, go take a couple of multivitamins, drink a bunch of water and go to bed. If you are lucky you won't get a hangover and treebeard will never know what you wrote under his username. LOL”

“ok its time to rock his world!!! have a good night kiddies!!!”

“What's that Warren Zevon album?”

“

"Bad Luck Streak in Dancing School"”

“hey, as of midnite I'm officially older than dirt! Yippeeeeeee!!!”

“Mapleleaf

click on LOGOUT on the upper left hand corner...
then after that you should see LOGIN appear...
put in your name and password and VOILA!”

“How old is dirt?

I betcha MY dirt is OLDER than YOURS!

|-P”

“Can't be a WHOLE lot older... you're still breathing! <SMILES>”

“I ended up at Madams Organ sat night after work somehow. After some drinks at the front I decided to visit my favorite bartendar, Debbie, at the back bar. I walk pass a bunch of people using sign language at that bar and Scream:

"Where's my beer?"
Deb: In front of your face, dumbass. Now sit.

God I love her.

I'm not sure how she convinced me but soon we we were doing shots of Patron. Actually, i think the convincing was done by placing the first shot in front of me.

One cannot refuse free drinks from a bartendar without upsetting the delicate balance of the Univers, either.

I notice this beautiful African American Princess next to me (and a pattern?)

and start the small talk which is always difficult in a loud bar

Bear: God, your beautiful
AAP: Thank you.
Bear: Interesting accent. Where are you from?
AAP: ?????
Bear: I'm sorry, it's hard to hear in here. where?
AAP: Ohio
Bear: No, originally
AAP: Ohio
Bear: You don't sound like your from ohio.
AAP: maybe that's because I'm dumb(?)
Bear: (not sure I heard "dumb") What?
AAP: Maybe it's because I'm deaf (as she points to her hearing aid).

Ahhhhh, that explained the "accent". She was a student at galludet U., a large and well known U. for the deaf. I was doing so well (?) with her before her friends pulled her away.

I think it was best not to ask her for a phone number.”

“You may have passed up your only chance at happiness: a deaf and dumb nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store. You were already partway there, dude!”

“When you asked for her number is when she would go deaf on ya.”

“LOL! Wow you sure are a smooth operator! Dork!”

“http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4289242.stm

The dangers of drinking.”

“OK, who hasn't this happened to? Been there. Done that. got the garbage smell in my clothes.”

“So they have film footage of the people doing this? Ok, why don't they find them then? They stole his wallet! ....Weird.

Poor guy.”