TT Conspiracy Theory

“Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
TT was erected in 1996.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Future TT Trolls will be eliminated by 2060.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.
Trail Talk was reborn after the Great Crash of 2003 on the 7th day of Jan.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
And..... TT is a champion of Troll rights.
Both wives lost children while living in the White House.
TT lost a child when bacpac left.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Many TT'rs did a shot last Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Sometimes, reading trail talk is like a shot in the head.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.
The Secretary of the HMWH Club is a former stripper named Kennedy Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
The hard drive was asassinated in the South.
Both were succeeded by Southerners.
The new hard drive was purchased in the South.
Both successors were named Johnson.
Matt the Webmaster's last name.... Johnston!
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
Andrew Lydon Johnson, the TT clone project, is expected to be born in 2008.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
No conspiracy here.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
The Great Crash is also known as Trail Talk Crashed, a three name description.
Both names are comprised of fifteen letters.
Hard Drive (including the space between) is composed of fifteen letters.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Kennedy".
Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln".
TT was shot in a "Kennedy" brand server from IBM, in Matt's hometown of Lincoln, TN.
Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.
PeeWee Herman ran from a theater, and ended up here, trolling as ????
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
Matts lost 3 days worth of files!
And here's the kicker....
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn, Monroe.
A week before TT was shot, Radaghast was doing a porn shoot in Maryland with a pornstar named Monroe.



I rest my case.”

“Thanks for the clarification, Buddha.
I guess that's what Buddha is for, clarification.”

“Naw, TT came back to life because it's Millard Filmore's birthday!”

“We all have our roles duadan..... you for instance, being hte college footbal guru.

lol!”

“But don't ask me my secrets, grasshopper.
Did you remember to thank me for picking Miami????”

“THANK YOU - me.

THANK YOU - Jim Tressel

THANK YOU - State of Ohio (except Nigal)”

“Fewl!!! Goretex dun got his ree-venge fer his maltreatment on TT - he dun shut down dem dat bad mowfed him.”

“Ha, Ha, Ha, You got too much time on your hands Buddha bear.”

“I expect solitary hiker to be all over this one.”

“I WILL NOT BE SILENCED ! ! ! !”

“how did i know this was gonna be a Buddha Bear thread? this is my favorite part!

"A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn, Monroe."”

“Couldn't Matt have waited until Easter to do the ressurection thing? That might have caused more than conspiracy theories....”

“The Secretary of the HMWH Club is a former stripper named Kennedy Lincoln.

Thank God it's not Lincoln Kennedy! :)”

“interesting therory, BB,,you have me convinced”

“It could happen!”

“I just noticed the big "Pop Up Stopper" ad by Earthlink over on the right side of the screen.

Think it's a conspiracy coming so soon after the hated "flying suitcase" ad? ;)

Let's see if the "Pop Up Stopper" ad runs Monday when the suitcase comes back!”

“Thank you DARK CONTINENT! ;-o”

“Stove Stomper, I saw that ad yesterday, and thought the exact same thing. Just didn't want to bring those darn threads back to the top.”