Birch is 30.

“I got carded a week ago at age 34!!!!”

“a week ago I tried to buy a lotto ticket and was denied.....they thought I was under age :0!”

“30 is just a pit stop on the road to the finish line, and I'm leading at this point...go on back to yer preschool jibberish young ones, the adults have grown up business to tend to...like changing our Depends.....

Oh, by the way Birch...(Best old fart croak...)"Happy Birth day to Yoooou, Happy Birth day to Yooou!....Happy Birthday, dear Birrrch, Happy Birth Day to yooooou!"”

“I got carded too, at the Senior Citizens Ball.”

“LOL, Sopertroll, Birch was thirty three years and three months ago.

That SC is one nutsy chick! Thirty isn't anything but a number.”

“;P


Wrong, 30 is an AGE. As in Getting OLD.”

“Ever since I turned 27, I've been feeling pretty old. I only get carded like half the time now. Also, I've noticed that actors/actresses I was most familiar with growing up, and that I think should be young, are starting to look like they're at death's door or something...LOL!”

“You're as old as ya feel!!!!!!

..I got carded for the last time when I was 35.....a LONG time ago.....

...now I am the proud owner of a AARP card....wooo hoo..hotel discounts are NICE!!!!”