The Saga of TrailTalk - a sequel

“Once upon a time, there was a thread on Trailtalk. It was only a dream but during that dream Buddha Bear died and came back to life as a Hooter's girl in Rio. The trailtalkers visited to watch him shake his.....”

“...money maker. But, with the currect exchange rate and all, he wasn't making enough so he...”

“supplemented his income by selling crampons”

“supplemented his income by selling crampons”

“The other Hooter's girls all said, "TAMPONS?? I need one!!!"”

“He needed so much money, I had to say it twice”

“...to Chilean mountaineers. This was not as fun to watch for the TTers so they planned an expedition of their own into deepest....”

“They tried to put the Tampons on their feet, so they could walk in the ice, but...”

“...into the deepest parts of backpacker.com where.....”

“...Las Vegas, which is always fun! They hiked up and down the Strip, then crossed over to Fremont Street, where they found Binion's Horseshoe, and a lively poker tournament. Buddha Bear figured this was the place to make money, so he...”

“They tried to put the Tampons on their feet, so they could walk in the ice, but...”

“They tried to put the Tampons on their feet, so they could walk in the ice, but...”

“sorry for the hiccup (having trouble posting)”

“....decided to head to Montana to visit Newgirl.”

“....shook it even harder. People on the strip looked at the hikers as if they were from outer space walking along with their.....”

“oh boy, we have too many stories here....”

“because it was raining, the tampons attached to their boots started to expand and expanded unevenly making them walk like drunken sailors and grabbing....”

“....and grabbing the beer out of the packs and they had a few beers and crushed the cans and ductaped them to their feet to continue their journey to....”

“...the mountains nearby. There they met ....”

“'Devil Dog' - The Hound Of Hell
making a bee line away from Micah”

“This doesn't much resemble the old thread except for the beers in Bbinkley's pack. I feel so bad that the old thread is gone. I was enjoying writing on there on Sunday.”

“The drunken sailor hikers leaving Las Vegas through the Valley of Fire then encountered Snow Nymph. She gave them this advice of the beer cans: "Take them off your feet and put them on your...."”

“....Devil dog was really an alien from the faraway planet...”

“...the planet 'phleet', where he barely escaped the wrath of the giant enema bag people...”

“...then it began to rain beer cans on the planet "phleet", which they then used for...”

“ballast to slow down their entry into the earth's atmoshpere. All perished except Devil Dog, thus his meeting with the hikers. Together they all set up.....”

“a makeshift strip club on the corner to get money to buy some more fuel fo their journey to...”

“....Nepal. They figured they could pick up Buddha Bear at the club and hop a ......”

“...Hooters^TM brand silicone breast implant, and bounce their way to Nepal. However, export restrictions being what they are, in San Francisco they had to change to...”

“...jet propelled jitney that would whoosh them right into the savage mountain region of Nepal, where they...”

“would find the local gypsy who would tell them about.....”

“...all immediately contracted altitude sickness. After acclimating properly they...”

“...donned their llama coats and began to climb higher and higher until....”

“..they all got HAPE and had to descend abruptly...”

“...they reached Everest Base Camp. There, they realized that they hadn't applied for the proper climbing permits, so they...”

“.....cried into their beers and decided to apply immediately. However the permits were denied due to....”

“had a massage train where Buddha Bear starts to....”

“...unidentifiable stains on the paperwork. The whole group looked at...”

“Violin and asked what he had been doing with the paperwork”

“...who smiled and offered to take off his boots...”

“He began to explain that it must of been his guy friend that stayed in his tent with him the night before. He didn't sound too convincing because of.....”

“...the odd smell emanating from his backpack...”

“So, Buddha Bear started flirting with the female park ranger who was a hottie and they got their permits and the rest of the group headed off while Buddha stayed and.....”

“...ended up going to a Tibetan prison for bribing an official and attempted gigoloism. The rest of the party set out up the slopes of Everest. They were doing fine until...”

“A Yeti appeared and...”

“Devil Dog started humping his leg...”

“LNT, said Micah...”

“...which the Yeti enjoyed. He was so thankful, he showed the party the quick way up the mountain, which has been hidden for years by...”

“...and then bbinkley started to b!tch slap Micah and all his LNT=LDH crap and then....”

“....the abominable snowman. "Not you again" cried tarabull and.....”