The Saga of TrailTalk - a sequel

“...the jellow got into it, causing it to short out, and mildly electrocute Artex simultaneously. Since he had tried to use the intermittent flash feature of the Aurora, Artex began to jerk like a...”

“gigged puppy on crack, which caused Pennsy Hiker to double over in laughter and yell out ....”

“..."Watch out, I'm going to piss in the spring!" This caused everyone else to...”

“whip out their water filters and wet dry vacs and then tilt said...”

“[I don't think I can follow the story line after a bottle of wine and two beers.]”

“was that tilt or you?”

“tilt doesn't know how to troll as me.”

“..hurry up and pump before the water gets contaminated and we all have to..”

“...get sick and throw up! Then Artex said, "Hey y'all, watch this!" and he...”

“bent over and mooned everyone and then took abig dump.....”

“...which discouraged Pennsy from pissing in the spring, since he figured he could never top Artex. The crowd was therefore both relieved and pissed at the same time. This led to...”

“This led to...(censored, FCC regulations prevent us from telling what happen due to minors being logged into this site) and then after that everyone....”

“consoled the Philadelphia contingent, which had torn its midnight green clothing into shreds in despair over the Iggles losing to the (cough cough) Bugs, Artex's team (ugh!). But wait, there are just three and a half weeks until the Phillies start spring training, so red shirts and hats began busting out just as ...”

“...Jim Thome tripped over a banana peel and tore his left quadriceps, ending his career and any hope the Phillies had of competing this year. The Phillies fans were inconsolable; in fact, they had to be prevented from...”

“entering into a convent and becoming a ....”

“...eunuchs. "A fate worse than death!" cried the TT'ers, as the forcibly dragged the Phillies fans from the gates of the convent. "'Tis much better to have...”

“rooted for a loser than never to have rooted at all, which drew instant agreement from the hawg Artex was resslin up at that very moment as he ...”

“Do we need another visit from Deus X. Machina?”

“got ticked off and denounced his fanship to the phillies and decided to be a arizona fan. they left the area and decided that everyone needed a roadtrip to get things fresh. So, they all headed to the yellow bus when...”

“stikmon announced that he was going to try out for maerican idol, which caused liz to take a big frying pan and...”

“...lay it across his skull, showing him the cattle call notice for American Idol which says, "!6-24 year olds ONLY". Then she...”

“left for Mexico with a bus load of...”

“Jesse Ventura supporters who ...”

“...wanted to try out for the TV show "Los Luchadores". Unfortunately for them...”

“the bus broke down before it got out of Minnesota and Lizs had to put on her reporter's hat and go to work. Just then, somebody spotted a big hole in the ice on the lake, where ...”

“...grumpy old men were fishing. "Do you want to road trip with us?" inquired the trailtalkers. They were still reeling from TT withdraws. "Will someone hurry up and write the site back to live?" The group cried in unison.

The grumpy old men, named Arlen and Llewelyn, jumped at the chance to travel with the trail talk hikers. A misunderstanding was caused, however, by their collective hearing loss. Instead of "Would you like to come with us on a road trip." The octogenerians heard "Would you hike to come with us to honolulu slip?". Dressed in hula skirts and ....”

“...big clown shoes like what pathman was wearing at the time. Jello Fog, excited by the chance to "dress up" quickly changed into his prom dress that he had been saving for the perfect occasion...”

“..., a cross country hike through frozen fog on Mount Washington!. Good thing it was not strapless or he could freeze off his....”

“...shoulders, which would make it difficult to use his arms. As it was, the fog froze on his...”

“hair, causing it to fall out revealing, on his scalp, the numberals......”

“...867-5309, revealing that Jello Fog is, in fact, actually...”

“a girl named Sue with, shall we say, a business to run, which ...”

“...makes Chicken and Dumplings, cans it, and ships it to stores worldwide, causing...”

“salmonella poisoning through out the world and many lawsuits which leaves him....”

“deeply indebted to his defense lawyers who take out payment in the form of....”

“...trolling posts on TrailTalk, which explains...”

“...the appearance of Hikingirl...”

“However, hikingirl was quickly exposed to be an espionage agent whose cover was a stripper working in Fargo, ND when Ice Tea flipped out his FBI badge and said....”

“...what are you doing here in Minnesota? Get back to Fargo and...”

“Take all of your clothes off but someone.......

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“noticed the tiny camera implanted in hikingirls....”

“....Bra and everyone got so mad that they...........

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“gave her grape kool aid instead of orange tang. "Ha HA! I had you all food!" shouted Hikingirl who then went running to the woods howling like a...”

“(thats fooled not food)”

“immediately tied up hikingirl, put her in a box and shipped her to Mexico, where lizs had just arrived by bus. Lizs was dumbfounded to find a box addressed to her, general delivery, Cancun, from which she could hear hikingirl screaming....”

“.....And then low and behold Crazy Mike shows up and tells Lizs I know what to I will.....

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“I'm not a troll!”

“...win her with my manly wiles," snickered CMB. lizs said, "You and what...”

“....Army have the guts to do the act of......

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