The Saga of TrailTalk - a sequel

“turned and ran because it saw....”

“...chili36 coming at a dead run. And we know what chili36 does to hawgs...”

“..he likes to hunt them down almost as much as he enjoys slaying Elephants....so chili36 put on an Orange jersey and promptly laid waste to both the Hawg and the Elephant and then broke out into a fine rendetion of Rocky Top,,,causing stratdewd, arky and dayhiker to....”

“say what the heck, football season is over, give me another beer and lets go to”

“...Hooters! All the members of the HMWHC cheered, and happily ran off to Hooter's, leaving the other TT'ers behind to...”

“look at lyra's friend and wonder”

“...where's the bag? Meanwhile at Hooter's, everyone was drinking lots of beer and ogling the waitresses. The one doing the most ogling was...”

“stalker, who was still dressed in drag. The waitress looked at him and said.....”

“...I have a pair of fishnet stockings just like those! And a pushup bra like that too! Would you like to borrow it? stalker replied...”

“just bring more beer #&%!$,,,these heels are killing me....causing the Hooters girl to start sobbing and turn to....”

“chilie and say.....do these pants make me look fat? chilie replied...no you look fat all by yourself. the shocked waitress then...”

“...women. "Ah, it's not the first time," exclaimed stalker. "Now, where's my beer?" Their new waitress said, "Right here," and poured it in his...”

“meanwhile back at camp....”

“matt, the webmaster was trying to 'splain the problems of keeping a web site up and running. As everyone was yawning and falling asleep, Crazy Mike said "I have a book!. Let me read the chapter about....”

“...the Bacon Ring! Everyone threw...”

“chicken wing bones at him while chanting....”

“...hooka-chaka-hooka-hooka-hooka-chaka-hooka-chaka-hooka-hooka-hooka-chaka...”

“the bacon rings of Saturn...
the bacon rings of Saturn...”

“which caused crazy mike to go into a wild fit and begin to....”

“...pimp out! 20 year old scotch and a cuban cigar seemed to help him calm down enough to...”

“...dance crazily around the campfire, occaisionally stepping into it and...”

“toasting his toenails.”

“...With the smell of toasted toenail wafting through the air, the remaining TT'ers settled down for the night, to the sounds of...”

“"Toasted Toenails?!? My Favorites!!" shouted Father Goose, grabbing at Crazy Mike's boots, while at that very instant...”

“Snow Nymph came dancing by with her dancing cave clan and proceeded to”

“...give all the male TT'ers heart attacks, make the female TT'ers envious. TxWoodswoman did the best she could giving CPR to the fibrillating male TT'ers, but the problem was only solved when...”

“She pulled out a hardened piece of Artex's jerky from one chest and then another. The smell of the jerky brought the herky-jerky men around. It also served them well as armour plates, which they needed because....”

“...the TT women commenced kicking them in the shins...”

“until Artex calmed the TT women by..”

“...doing handstands for them. He wondered how his desperate move worked, until he realized that...”

“he was nothing but a wild puppy dog on crack, purchases, I might add, at ...”

“..."Wild Puppies On Crack "R" Us", where you can also find...”

“Hawg resslin grease, which Artex lathers up with before going out on hikes so he can fit through the Lemon Squeezer while searching for "The Thing," which he cannot discuss because the situation in New Mexico he won't discuss for fear of jinxing it is also on his mind, along with keeping Pennsy Hiker out of the spring. Just then, Artex stopped doing handstands and ...”

“Geobeet kissed Artex and hugged the rest of the TTer's saying "I love....."”

“...inappropriate public displays of affection! Everyone laughed nervously and then began...”

“to back away slowly...”

“...eating Artex's jerky, and sharpening the ends to points. This caused...”

“mediaman and griz to wish they were back in Utah, so they immediately....”

“...high-tailed it for the nearest bus terminal. The quick departure of the Utah TT clan made the rest of the TT'ers think about what they were doing, so they all...”

“danced around the fire with their pointed jerky, howling at the moon and singing....”

“raided towndawgs tent and took all of his....”

“..jars of little insects that glow...”

“with an elastic strap that he used to fasten the jar to his head like a headlamp. But not to worry because towndawg had found a way to ...”

“...make his entire body glow in the dark by...”

“getting naked and rolling around in....”

“the fire, which ...”

“...set him on fire, proving the old adage...”

“t'is better to be burned in the fire than to stand around when Buddha Bear lights his stove, because ...”

“...the insurance paperwork is easier to do in that case. This just made the other TT'ers shake their head in wonder, until they...”