The Saga of TrailTalk - a sequel

“Unable to resist, she reached out and gave it a quick tug.”

“...which activated the CO2 cartridge...”

“but the bra was attached to lizs who said.....”

“Enough of this nonsense. I'm going to sleep.”

“But other TTer's had questions. Why was Pathman saying 'goodnight' to lizs? As they both walked away from the campfire we heard....”

“Whoa! I didnt know your pink thinky could do that!...”

“Pathman called out, "Stikmon, you'd better come take care of this!"”

“But stikmon was busy trying to be a phony baloney wizard, and in his haste he tripped over ...”

“buddha's tongue because twigeater just showed up wearing only a ....”

“Hiking skirt which ...”

“...was quite tasteful and functional. However, since that's all she was wearing, the TT guys couldn't do anything but...”

“was edible and tasted like lime green jellow, which caused Opie to remark...”

“<insert obligatory long nervous pause>

..."I don't know what to say or where to start," which caused Miss Opie to...”

“pick up a folding camp shovel and beging to strike Opie about the head, face, neck and upper extremities. Then Father Goose jumped up and....”

“...reply, "Start from the bottom and work your way up!" To the top of the hill on the trail that is. They decided to begin hiking again and test the skirt's functionality. Unfortunately it was raining and, being made of jello the skirt began to....”

“rapidly melt, revealing...”

“...twigeater's nether regions. However, she failed to notice this, since the jello skirt had been so light and ventilated, it was difficult to tell the difference. They met up with Buddur, who was coming the over way on the trail, who remarked, "I didn't realize it was June 21st!" And so he...”

“a flesh colored bodysuit. To the collective groans, Twigeater was heard to say "Well what did you expect? I was afraid that I would freeze my .....”

“Dang he beat me to it!”

“Disrobed hurriedly, and now there were two naked people on the trail, but twigeater got a horrified look as Buddur wriggled out of his jockeys and said ......”

“..."It's coooooold out here!" and quickly dressed again. Then, twigeater...”

“Started giggling. "Look," she said pointing at Buddur shivering in the cold, "you've got a little pink thingie too!"

Embarrassed, Buddur .....”

“...said, "Let's not start talking about pink, OK?" And aren't you cold?" Finally Buddur finished getting his clothes back on, while twigeater and the rest of the TT'ers...”

“began to make dinner. Stoves started firing up all over the place. Everything was fine until somebody's Pocket Rocket turned over and flew off deep into the forest and ...”

“ignited a huge pile of brush which caused a short grumpy ranger to appear and...”

“...woke up a sleeping bear. The bear charged into the campsite, causing general pandemonium. The bear stopped in the middle of camp, stood on its hind legs, and roared...”

“show me your pink thingys so I can...”

“...get some damn sleep! Do you know how hard and cold the cave floor is?" The TT'ers stared at the erudite bear dumbly, not knowing what to do next until...”

“Eat them. Lizs, not understanding that the term had been extended to a body appendage, held her pink thingy against her body and told the bear, "You're not getting my pink thingy, ... no friggin way!" The bear, taken aback by the attack, turned and ran away.

The rest of the hikers just looked at lizs in amazement, saying .....”

“you're pink thingy almost got us all killed! They then demanded that stikmon...”

“...buy lizs a thermarest for her birthday. But stikmon demurred, saying...”

“wizards conjur; they don't buy, causing lizs to ....”

“...strike him over and over again with the pink thingy...no not that pink thingy, the one sleeps on...stikmon then...”

“screamed and ran off. "Come back here you wimp," screamed lizs. Just then Jello Fog appeared with arms loaded with cotton balls and rocks gathered from ....”

“...The Cotton Ball And Rock Store, which was havinga clearance sale. He strode into camp, dropped all the cotton balls and rocks and said, "Look how much money I saved you!" The other TT'ers...”

“demanded that he return the merchandise, get the money and convert it into more beer. Stalker then...”

“headed out in search of the bear lizs had scared away while Jello Fog scratched his/her head and asked plaintively, ...”

“...realized he was still dressed like a she-male, and so he picked up a lot of the cotton balls, built a primitive spinning wheel, spun the cotton balls into thread, then made a crude loom, turned the thread into cloth, and wrapped himself up in it. All of the TT'ers then...”

“milled around in circles grumbling, "This is no fun," and "TT was better a year ago," and "Hey, anybody up for a hike in the Catskills?" Just then Corporal Nasty appeared with a nasty gash in his chin. "What happened to you?" asked the TTers.

"Awww, nothing," the corporal replied, "I was just back at Hot Dog Johnny's where I ....”

“...saw Stikmon running by, looking like he had been beat with a pink thingy. It shocked me so much I...”

“beat myself silly with the counter and sidewalk, then found a broom handle that was ...”

“...unoccupied at the moment, so I took and...”

“......Beat my slef silly with it untill it......

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“...made my head hurt and my chin bleed. Oh, is that ketchup?" "NO, it's catsup," screamed the rabble rousers. "It's likely to attract unwanted....”

“TT'ers who will likely lick it off and then . . . .”

“A ranger showed up after being tipped off by an angry bear arrested bitpusher for....”

“pissing in the water buffalo. Upon seeing the arrest, the TT'ers began a riot by....”

“...taking excessive literary license. "What's the penalty for that in these here parts?" asked bitpusher. "You have to listen to Vogon poetry for two hours!" At which bitpusher's colon leapt into his throat, strangling him. As the other TT'ers gathered around bitpusher's lifeless form, they...”

“... 'debating' federal tax policy...”

“and began to divide up his gear, walking away to leave his carcas to the...”