The Saga of TrailTalk - a sequel

“too late honey. And then bacpac...”

“"... my shorts are too tight and I've been eating lots of red beans and rice!"”

“too late honey. And then bacpac...”

“... covered his ears and there was a small explosion...”

“caused by towndawg while he was trying to light his stove to cook an experiemental meal that he was going to enter in TC3. Towndawg, with scorched eyebrows looked up and requested.....”

“that everyone

LOL”

“and LOL”

“while everyone was laughing out loud at Towndawg,,,,Gemini and Opie....”

“.... whooped a war cry and yelled

"Creek Mary's Blood"


causing Crazygurl to burst into song

"Climb Every Mountain, ford every stream"

TT'ers looked a bit confused, but Pathman said "Hey, I know, you guys are from Georgia, Montana and Austria, right?"

And Gemini said "Germany, actually" in an interestingly odd southern twang.

"Enough of that, we need more beer!" yelled Bbinkley. Just then Tilt showed up with several cases of bottled beer with unpronouncable names. The crowd roared their appreciation and .....”

“immediately began to prepare for the Hooters showgirl competition. When newgirl took the stage, the men erupted with the chant....”

“..drop the newspaper! drop the newspaper! This continued until...”

“a TN ranger showed up and tried to shoot Buckshot. Stikmon's dog Qweertru quickly came to Buckshot's aid by humping the ranger's leg untill he dropped his gun. then........”

“...Buckshot picked up the gun, pointed it at the ranger, and said in clear, crisp English, "You do know what we do to dog shooters here, don't you?" The ranger screamed, "Nooooooooo!" at the top of his lungs. When he finally ran out of breath, all that could be heard was chili36 quietly chuckling. "We sue them," he said, with a twinkle in his eye. The ranger passed out, and...”

“tilt, who was looking through his telescope and slightly buzzed from his hassenflassen beer screamed...LOOK! A PERSIMMON METEOR!”

“Then, when all eyes were turned to the sky,,,,arclite showed up and began to...”

“...demand that all worship him as the FOOTBALL GOD (regardless of this year's results). This caused much uproar amongst the...”

“TT'ers from Kansas who ranted about Basketball being the true sport until they were interrupted by lizs who shouted....”

“THE ONLY TRUE SPORT IS WRITING!”

“I BROKE A NAIL!”

“when i was writing about stratdewd's republican rhetoric...”

“she continued saying boy I' gonna get even with the dewd-guy. I'm really gonna.....”

“pay buffalobabe to give him a lobotomy.”

“But then stratdewd proclaims, "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." So Crazy Mike pulls a bottle of single malt scotch out of his pack and says....”

“Nothing as he discovers his voice is gone. He quickly pantomimes to buddha bear to lend him a bottle opener but instead buddha hands him a....”

“used proctology scope. Buddha spent much time trying to fit the contraption over the bottle cap, but gave up when he spotted a .....”

“female streaker running past camp, holding a banner that said....”

“Read Crazy Mike's book!


Snow Nymph and the rest of the California gang said "pffttttt!" and headed for the slopes for a snowboarding fix. LyndyS went shopping for snowshoes and the northeastern TT'ers prayed for a nor'easter to dump multi feet of snow on them on Tues. Jan 21, after Artex had landed safely and caught up all his work on the "thing". Twigeater got all her wood chopped and covered and decided to read "Little Women" before the Maine winter hike, because she was going to hide the book into Pennsy's pack and knew she would probably never see it again. Geobeet and Mapleleaf decided to do an AT hike in the deep snow, figuring that they would spend the entire hike trying to ......”

“determine who brought the troll "marvin gardens" to life, because..”

“...they didn't read the thread where Violin was EXPOSED!”

“They had Violin cornered, but he escaped when the group foolishly clicked on his link sending everyone to...”

“a site containing a powerful virus that managed to work its way to Matt's system destroying every thread except....”

“Lime Green Jello!”

“and by seeing the Lime Green Jellow thread, towndawg suddenly was inspired to create a new dessert for TC3 so he scurried into action to make.....”

“a huuuuuge ice cream sundae, with lots of whipped cream, cherries, and nuts!!”

“BEER PUDDING! all was going well untill ......”

“aside;i hate it when that happens....”

“wow, given the choice, i don't know why anyone would pick ice cream...
;-)
RETCH!!”

“biz and Miss Opie began to wrestle in the evergrowing batch of Beer Pudding that Towndawg made. Buddha Bear was speechless until Opie elbowed him in the ribs..then Buddha Bear......”

“...a huge ice cream sundae,with lots of whipped cream,cherries and nuts...smothered in beer pudding...”

“BB threw a flameing stove at matt, the webmaster's tent...who promptly banned BB from the campsite. BB responded by....”

“stealing stradewds truck and taking off on a road trip to....”

“get more beer. he found a blaze orange bandana on the dashboard under which was a garmin etrex GPS unit. he turned it on and set a track to the nearest waypoint, where he found.....”

“stickmon dragging a canoe over broken rocks begging for....”

“...someone to put him out of his misery. This was accomplished when all the HMWHC finally decided to stop drinking beer and relieve themselves into the dry river which Stikmon was "canoeing" in. The yellow, rancid fluid rushed down the riverbed, and Stikmon was heard to yell...”

“jump in Khatru we are going to ride the foam all the way to...”

“...Louisiana! Khatru jumped into the canoe just in time as the great surge of beerpiss swept them down the river on the crest of the huge yellow wave. High-water marks all down the the river were obliterated by the golden flow, water-treatment facilities were rendered unusable, and bridge pilings were dissolved by the acidic urine bath. Stikmon and Khatru bravely rode the yellow tide until...”

“they landed in New Orleans,,,with great gusto, Khatru and stikmon leapt from the canoe and proceded up Bourban Steet where they found...”

“...a large sign proclaiming that the most realistic-looking she-males on the planet were inside this particular bar. Stikmon paused to reflect upon this claim, but he was forced to enter when Khatru slipped his leash and dashed inside. Stikmon entered reluctantly, and as his eyes adjusted to the darkness, he was surprised to see...”

“stalker, dressed in drag, lip syncing to the song....”

“fired one up

but insisted he didn't inhale”