My favorite color is yellow

“Just thought y'all would like to know.”

“congratulations”

“Is that because you're in the back of the short yellow bus?”

“watch out where the huskies go...”

“FREAK!”

“Boy George's favorite color...... yellow.

Coincidence, I think not!”

“As in Yellow Roads of Taxes!”

“What's the difference between a prostitute, a mistress, and a wife?

the prostitute says, "harder, harder"
the mistress says, "slower, slower"
the wife says, "yellow. I think I'll paint the ceiling yellow"

8~O”

“does that include snow?”

“Yes Mr. President, the urinalysis comes back to Mr. Kissinger and handwriting analysis comes back to Mrs. Nixon.”

“I was trying to share something sweet and nice with y'all”