Insult me.

“Points will be given based on originality, eloquence and "sting factor".

Ready.... GO!”

“No, you're not worth it!”

“Originality - 3
Eloquence - 2
Sting factor - 1

Rating: weak.”

“you do everyday in the mirror”

“Your own posts are more of an insult to you then anything we could do.”

“If the sting factor is only 1, then you obviously have no feelings to hurt, which proves you are a troll and not worth insulting.

Sheesh!”

“jf -
o - 2
e - 1
sf - 2

Weak

MH

O - 3
E - 3
SF - 3

Below average.”

“A hint for Geobeet, you have o extrapolate from what you know of me to get true sting from your insult.

The second was better.”

“ULTRAFudgePacker”

“You call yourself a "packer"?

The only thing I can even imagine YOU packin' is a broken-down wagon load of re-jected sheep$h!t!

Ultra, hell!”

“ghost

0 - 2
e - 4
sf - 4

Below average”

“Tom

O - 5
E - 5
SF - 5

Average”

“All I know about you is that you should give out Preparation H to everbody you meet.”

“The question in my mind is, "are you the PACKER or the PACKEE?"

And if you are the "packee" then I'm sure some worthless-ass "packer" would have noe trouble what-so-ever findin' the "loading dock" reekin' as you do!”

“Below average that’s far more than I can say for you.”

“Thou wimpled dread-bolted skainsmate!

God hath given you one face and you make yourselves another.

Thou spongy swag-bellied clack-dish!”

“Dear sir/madame/other,

Please be advised that further public humiliation will put you in the national disaster category. Under this classification, you will be entitled to the following benefits:

1. A weeping cough from approaching children gasping at your abysmal hideousness.

2. A flicker of happiness once every three to four years with accompanying tragedy to douse and destroy said flicker.

3. Status as the reigning moron on Thebackpacker.com.

Please fill out and return form L0Z3R for further details.


Thank you,
-- National office of dullards and dunces”

“You didn't rate my insult.”

“Tom -

O - 4
E - 3
SF - 4

Below average”

“Thou leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, gatering, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch!

Draw your neck out of your collar.

The most infectious pestilence upon thee!

Thou reeky tardy-gaited wagtail!

How now my sweet creature of bombast?”

“aero, there are children reading this!! shhhh with the "puke-stocking!"
:-D”

“Fritz, I beg your pardon?”

“I think your a %^^% &**^^ _)_)(*(+& Y%##* NJKN%(_ __) %^&SBS*
*(SNJ%
and another thing,
))MKYG&^% *^^HV&* *^% $)(

ok wow I feel much better. Thank you ultra!!


Hey geo, how was that for a potty mouth, think I scared him?”

“Phaedrus, back off, this is my thread.

as for you:

o - 5
e - 4
sf - 6

Average”

“Like I said, Ultrapuker ain't worth it!”

“Besides which he probably couldn't pack matches!”

“UP

O - 2
E - 1
SF - 0

DORK”

“ULTRAPacker >>>>>> Brett Farve behind a goat”

“The second was better.”

“And he thinks a soul is a part of a shoe.”

“In Packer's "who am i" thread, did anyone guess Tom Terrific?”

“Is that an official guess?”

“"You call yourself a "packer"?

The only thing I can even imagine YOU packin' is a broken-down wagon load of re-jected sheep$h!t!

Ultra, hell!"
Tom Terrific
02:28:18 PM
01/16/03

"ghost

0 - 2
e - 4
sf - 4

Below average"
ULTRAPacker
02:28:40 PM
01/16/03”

“hmmm... I was biting on a hunch. Sorry Tom!”

“ULTRAPacker.

You whiney little attention seeking thumb-sucking poor excuse for a troll. Just because your mommy and daddy were brother and sister, doesn't mean you can exude the childish behavior that you so often expose us to. Quit wetting your thermarest every time you hear an owl, and get some therapy.

And take a shower while you're at it, it's hard to concentrate around here with your trifecta of stench, bad looks and lack of intellect.”

“Phaedrus gets a 6 for originality for calling me Tom terific.”

“BB

o - 6
e - 5
sf - 7

Above average”

“You are so freakin' stupid that when someone asked you who invented the 'Bo Diddley' beat, you said Chuck Berry. No wonder it takes you an hour and a half to watch '60 Minutes.'”

“Of course you know, this means WAR!”

“TB

o - 0 (if I could give negative numbers I would.)
e - 1
sf - 1

weak”

“Above Average? You would'nt know what above average was if someone colored it for you.”

“Yankee beeyastad!”

“Tom the treehugger is going to war, ya'll.

LOL!

Now SOMEONE INSULT ME!”

“Phaedrus-
I don't have a troll.

I lost it in the war.”

“how much of an insult is it if i call you

ULTRAPecker”

“BB -- You win with that second one.


Game over.


Now go back to being nice to me.”

“Ouch!”

“Fix!”

“You sound like a $hit salesman with a mouth full of samples.”

“Umm, did I get rated?
Cause I see nutin!!

Treebeard that was funny.

Hey Ultra, who is buried in Grants Tomb?”