You can buy anything on Ebay

“wow, I guess they don't really sell the ghost but the cane. I didn't really listen to it all on the today show, must've missed that.”

“Oh, bull#&%!$. Somebody got creative with a torch, that's why the garage didn't burn down.”

“and the moral of the story is...
god don't want you to know more then him.


okay...now I am REALLY going straight to hell.

did you see his comment:
This item has not been tested to see if it still functions as a monitor. The original cord was badly damaged and is not safe. I will include a new power cord if you want to try it out.


yeah right, like this thing will still work.
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“I got me a pair of used skivvies real cheap the other day on ebay. Now I can blame my skidmarks on the previous owner.”

“are the skidmarks in the form of jesus?”

“Actually the skidmarks were in a perfect form of Michael Moore, with his tongue sticking out. It sorta freaked me out. I knew something felt tickly back there. I think he was spitting dingleberries at me too.”

“Umm...yeah....car”

“That car has some nice curves. But the curves look after-market and don't really match the interior.”

“That cars been around the block a few times.”

“Bet there are all kinds of stains in the interior. Secretions, vomit, after birth....”

“I bet the "after-market parts" have been too.”

“I saw the funniest thing. People who play the Warcraft computer game are actually selling their high powered, high level characters on E Bay for upwards of $400 a pop. On Tech TV they figured how many hours of play it takes to get a character to that point and how much you would make an hour for your efforts. It was about $2 an hour.

Then again, there were times I would have given my left nut for a more powerful Diablo II character. Took me months to beat that damn game.
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“I once saw a guy selling his SOUL on ebay
Capt.Jim”

“Awesome.
A coal fired Lincoln.”

“Did you do a search for nuts???? LOL”

“It would be more believable if he had a pic of his hairy nuts sack.”

“no, my brother sent me the link. Who knows where he got it.”

“Maybe ENS got teabagged??? :)”

“I don't have a tractor that needs financing”

“I'll offer up my right nut if anyone wants a full set. If he can get $20,000, I'd be happy with $20.

LOL.”

“http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5552056801&rd=1 Get a fiance now!”

“yupp, and he's selling dog #&%!$ too.”

“ebay has already removed it. i take it the guy was selling his testicles?”

“hey we can say "testicles" here. how about ovary? vas deferens? labia minora? scrotum? taint? mons pubis? foreskin? smegma? wet spot? ejaculate? vulva? nipple? fist?”

“I think I saw a couple of those in a garbage can last week.”

“that is so freaking lame”

“good idea. maybe i'll auction off a body part for advertisement.”

“Maybe you would make enough to pay cash for the SUV you want.”

“Which cheek?”

“37 grand to wear a logo on my forehead for a month? where do i sign up? Suppose they would pay me that much to advertise on say... the AT, lol helluva way to pay for the trip...”

“It is true. There is one born every minute.”

“"Hiking Trails
Brand new and used. No bidding. Buy Hiking Trails at eBay! (aff)
www.eBay.com"

a google ad on the side of the TT page...”

“That's hilarious...I'll take a used trail, please...”

“Cool I would like to buy a few.”

“personly I like the raoch crawling across my pc screen.

grosssssss”

“It looks like she got shot in the head.”

“That is kinda what I thought. Can you guess what the reserve is.”

“$666?”

“Nice guess!

Apparently these people think they can get more than the woman that had the grilled cheese sandwich. They want like $65,000!

Can't eat driftwood!”

“No, but you could burn it and heat up the grilled cheese sandwich.”

“Yes, I didn't think or it that way.

Well then, I just bid $65,001. Can't wait to use that a kindling!”

“Ya gotta think outside the box, man!”