You can buy anything on Ebay

“shot in the head, LOL”

“I agree with lyra! Pretty funny.”

“High Bid $36.00
with 22 more hours to go
LOL”

“Actually, it is a pretty neat piece of wood.”

“That does look like Mary!!!”

“Hey, look, it's related to backpacking!

I found it on Whiteblaze first though.”

“wow he wants a lot”

“Perhaps it was the starting bid of $999.99 that put people off.

Greedy beggars.”

“I'm guessing God wants them to get off their ass and make their own money.

Virtual beggers, how novel.”

“why didn't you post this earlier. Could have saved me from wasting my money on Saving Tobey. At least could have got a blessing out of this one.”

“Selling stuff like that is a waste of time when you can go to garage sales, pick up stuff for a dime, and then turn it around on Ebay for $10.”

“MAYBE A GOOD WAY TO GET NEW GEAR..
lol just joking...”

“WOWIE ZOWIE! It's got free shipping!”

“"all of a sudden it was like he was in my face saying sell my blessing to the person who helps you out."

Uh, huh...”

“Dang, I'm wasting my time. Heading out to Staples to buy paper clips. See ya suckers!”

“Think God's gonna be pissed at St. Peter for putting this up on Ebay?

Seems like a darn good deal at 2999.
last edited: 4/18/05 1:59:44 PM”

“Hustlin' in the name of the lord!!”

“Just goes to show that there are indeed people in this world who are far more mentally disturbed than us.”

“i'm gonna make up some damn sob story and sell my kids baby tooth on ebay for $5,000 or so.
damn...how can they do that?
Sucks!!”

“Why would you buy a blessing for that much when for just a little more you can have the keys to the kingdom, or the master plan?”

“Hmmmmmm, ya think I could sell my hair on ebay?”

“My hair looks like Elvis' hair....hmmmmm.”

“maybe that is why Carlette was going to shave her head. She is selling her locks on ebay.”

“does anyone have the same issues I have with this auction?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=12605&item=4372229596&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW”

“what issues do you have with it? To me it is like another other house for sale by owner. You advertise where you can. I do wonder what the baskets of veggies/fruit have to do with it
last edited: 4/19/05 10:48:12 AM”

“looks like you guy a lot of fruit trees and a house in bad shape. (pictures don't show it much, but the siding don't look too good)

of course I have no clue what houses cost in CO
hmmm...i wouldn't want to live 3 miles from the airport either.

oh..and NOPE I haven't read the complete ad”

“Lol!”

“I would like to pay in barley groats, will that be acceptable?




BITPUSHER YOU SUCK!!!

LMAO”

“lol...”

“I would watch out for that seller. I have heard of bad reports
last edited: 6/10/05 10:51:51 AM”

“They won't take barley groats, so I wouldn't trust them.”

“I don't get it. What's wrong with that ad?...other than the seller trying to get the hell out of N.Y.C after 9/11.”

“stan, it's mapleleaf.”

“Stanlee, nothing specific wrong with the ad, but the seller is a known wierdo.”

“She throws frozen turkeys at people who piss her off. Be careful what you say about her!”

“And she is single-handedly waging a war on the lowly Banana Chip.”

“hey hush up

so stan, HOW YOU DOIN??”

“Doing good. I'm hungry...I need that frozen turkey.”

“Over $1000 for phuckin air?! Wish I had thought of it.”

“Hey, everybody! I have a jar with one of Angelina Jolie's farts in it!

Who wants to give me a grand to sniff it?”

“Celebrity air...


I have a vial of Suzanne Sommers' morning breath. Do I hear fifty bucks?”

“umm I have the popes fart in my backpack.
now go bid on it”

“Pontiff poop! We're rich!”

“I bid 10,000 Barley Groats.”

“I have Russell Crowe's hotel phone! Start the bidding! Free shipping. I will just throw it your way!”