You can buy anything on Ebay

“Hobbit,
The doll thing is weird. really really weird.”

“My first reaction to the picture was, "Tammy Faye?"

Reading the text, I thought her husband or someone else was "playing games" with her mind.

I know, now I'm dead meat.”

“LMAo did ya read the responses to the bid? LMAO”

“ok ,you fools need to stop emailing me stupid questions..

^shakes head in pure wonder at you children^


LMAO damn kids!!!

NO you will not get a turd in the pack...”

“http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5589936404&rd=1

Turn your speakers down, but check out the whole thing and listen to the NEW words to the song. It's halarious!”

“44 bucks??? Gee Maple you should have said it was haunted, or offered it with a turd that had miraculously appeared in the pack, with an image of Michael Jackson on it.”

“I offered 10,000 barley groats and she turned me down. I guess she will just have to live with that now.”

“Angry Wife Gets Revenge Via eBay
Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Tim Shaw has gotten in trouble again — and this time it counts.

In February, as previously reported in Out There, the obnoxious British shock jock was suspended "indefinitely" from his radio DJ job for the on-air trashing of his boss' house.

Last Thursday night, he was doing his usual 10 p.m.-to-1 a.m. shift at Birmingham-based Kerrang! 105.2 FM — here's his bio page — when he told pin-up girl Jodie Marsh on air that he'd be willing to leave his wife and two kids for her.

Unfortunately, his long-suffering wife was listening — and quickly put up his Lotus Esprit Turbo sports car for sale on eBay.

"I need to get rid of this car immediately — ideally in the next 2-3 hours before my cheating [jerk] husband gets home to find it gone and all his belongings in the street," Hayley Shaw wrote on the eBay description page, which as of Wednesday afternoon was still up.

"I am the registered owner and I have the log book. Please only buy if you can pick up tonight," she added.


The auction lasted exactly five minutes and three seconds. The car, estimated to be worth $45,000, sold for 50 pence (90 cents) and was soon driven away by a buyer who wishes to remain anonymous.

"I am sick of him disrespecting this family for the sake of his act," Hayley Shaw told a Birmingham newspaper. "The car is his pride and joy, but the idiot put my name on the log book [registration], so I just sold it. I didn't care about the money. I just wanted to get him back."

Last July, according to The Independent of London, Shaw upset his then-pregnant wife by saying on-air that he fantasized about sex with her sister. When she tearfully called to complain, he put her on air as well.

A month later, he nearly choked to death when a sausage he was simulating a sex act on broke in half.

A Kerrang! 105.2 spokesman said Tuesday that Shaw had taken a few days off to try to patch things up with his wife, who told newspapers "there is no hope for a reconciliation."”

“That's pretty funny. What a jackoff!”

“This is one for your S.O.!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5593133883&rd=1”

“This guy has a lot of parts for cameras. I busted my camera door off while slipping at Looking Glass Falls last month. The electrical tape does the job, but reveals my redneckish repair tecniques. For $11 bucks the wife will be off my butt about breaking the camera.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=15215&item=7525344753&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW”

“yeah....who asked the question way on the bottom of that auction?? LMAO!!!

Questions from other members

Question & Answer Answered On
Q: You are now posted on http://thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/18888,3.php Dad
Jun-26-05
A: Thanks!! Now we are on the web! The Luny Bin
last edited: 6/27/05 12:48:19 AM”

“I just wanted to give him some more exposure.

”

“what was that movie years ago with Jennifer aniston (Ithink) where they wound up with a duffel bag of heads?”

“yeah yeah thats it! Joe Pesci..jennifer Aniston..I can see how i got those two confused! ???? But yeah thats the one that listing made me think of.

(and how do you do that with links?)
last edited: 7/25/05 2:33:17 PM”

“Guess what? My 10 year old had a collection of Yu-Gi-Oh cards. The drove me crazy, the whole Yu-Gi-Oh thing did. Anyway, he got rid of most of them but still had a few left that he was convinced were "good" cards. So to teach him a valuable lesson, I suggested that he bring to a comic book store where someone there could tell him what they were really worth. Surprisingly 4 or 5 of them were worth a couple bucks a piece. Then the guy looked at the last one and said this one is worth $30. I was shocked. He wasn't interested in buying it however. He was willing to give Tucker a $10 store credit for it. So Tuck asked if I would sell it on ebay. Once again, I was skeptical. But I put it up for auction, started the bidding at .99. Within the first hour someone had bid $35 for it. And there's still another 6 days to go. Once again, I'm shocked.

Of course, my idea of teaching him a lesson in wasting money on cards like this has completely backfired. now he thinks he should buy more cards and then sell the individual ones on ebay.”

“I sure do wish those Happy Meal toys riding around in my carunder the seats were worth a mint!”

“To make link text different from the link URL, you must actually use HTML tags, not BB tags.

In this case, you need to use the "a" tag, thusly:

<a href="URL for your link here" target=_new>Link text you wish to appear here</a>”

“Lol Carlette. that's how my car is!”

“TB...I'm so glad to know I'm not the only person who has made Ronald McDonald what he is today..lol (I secretly throw them away when my kid isn't looking..the guilt is bad..but worth it!)”

“Laurel's car seat has a mesh pocket on one side that's stuffed with nothing but happy/kid's meal toys. She's even gone so far as saying "I need a new toy Mommy; let's go get a cheeseburger!" SHe's not even 3 yet. ~sigh.~”

“I wonder what my Mark McGuire rookie card that's still in original plastic would fetch on ebay?”

“And the quick check on ebay says,..."Not much"”

“Holy jeezh, you guys gotta avoid McDonalds!!”

“My son got on a Burger King kick because of the Star Wars toys. Now they're Fantastic 4 toys. Same reaction. He's also a fan of the neapets from McD's. He always wants to go there. He freaks when I tell him that "Daddy says their food isn't any good."”

“I also used to secretly throw the toys away. Then I stopped sneaking and just threw them away openly. Now my sons throw them away themselves. I'm not sure that's much of a progression however. I'd rather not have any toys or happy meals to begin with.”

“I think the toys have more nutritional value than the food. My cousin and I used to "borrow" the toys and then use them for target practice.”

“http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5600184051&category=1469&rd=1

You have to load the page and scroll over the pics for the full effect. ;)”

“Too funny, I sent it on. Plus, gotta love the music.”

“I tried putting my child up on Ebay.”

“Starting bid?”

“hahahaha!! I am watching the today show right now. NOW I DO KNOW what to do with all the crap my family leave for me to clean up.”

“Oh yeah.....whenever my son has a problem cleaning his room or leaves toys around the house, I always remind him that 'if they're still there tomorrow, they become mine and I'll either donate or sell them.' Good motivator.”

“including......NOTHING!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5642372658&ssPageName=MERCOSI_VI_ROSI_PR4_PCN_BIX


Hurry! Supply is limited!, once nothing is gone, there's NOTHING left!”

“Sweet! I just bid 1,000 dollars for nothing!”

“I already have that.....”

“I got that last Christmas, so I'm good here......”

“ST. LOUIS, Missouri (AP) -- For sale: One snake. Albino. Has two heads. Asking $150,000 or best offer.

The World Aquarium in St. Louis, Missouri, has been home to We, a one-of-a-kind two-headed albino rat snake, since 1999. President Leonard Sonnenschein has decided to sell the reptile, and bidding on e-Bay will start at $150,000 (euro 126,840).

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/01/02/rare.snake.two.ap/index.html”

“Here's a good site to use in order to win an ebay auction. It places your bid five seconds before auction close.

www.bidslammer.com

I am trying it out right now. I'll report back after the auction closes with how successful it is.”

“yah, I use auctionsniper.com. you get the first 3 winning snipes for free. i used mine up though so now I need referrals :)

http://www.auctionsniper.com/?how=schnaple”

“what if everyone uses bidslammer on the same auction you do? bidslammerslammer?”

“I just make my maximum bid and go to sleep.”

“auctions make me nervious...i only buy things on ebay with a "buy it now" option”

“that's not very thrifty.;)

We use auctionsniper too. It works well. I think we haven't won our item 1x (that's what happens when someone else uses auction sniper too)”

“I can guarantee you this is the weirdest thing I have ever seen! I was eating a package of Wal-Mart's brand beef jerky (teriyaki flavored) when I pulled out the most incredible piece ever! Yep! The image of Chuck Norris beating up Anna Nicole Smith is on the jerky! I still can't believe my eyes! I mean this Texas Ranger is really giving Anna Nicole Smith the business on this piece of jerky! I will start the bidding for the most bizarre piece of jerky ever at just 5 cents! Good luck!



http://cgi.ebay.com/Chuck-Norris-beating-up-Anna-Nicole-Smith-on-Beef-Jerky_W0QQitemZ220086981627QQihZ012QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem”