You can buy anything on Ebay

“I love humanity. Dogs, cats, tigers, dodo birds, etc, just can't come up with gems like this.”

“One time, Chuck Norris stubbed his toe, and destroyed the whole state of Ohio."”

“here we go again ;)”

“LMAO!!!!”

“Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING”

“Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.”

“When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.”

“Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.”

“LMAO!”

“Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the world down.”

“My Mother's friend Martha watches Chuck Norris... whenever Matlock isn't on.”

“Chuck Norris doesn't post on TT, he just crushes it in his palm until we all post what he says.”

“Is that a beard? I thought it was a chia pet.”

“http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&viewitem=&item=250108256198


lets pull our money together ok?

I saw this in person. it is cool :)”

“Mapleleaf, are you a redneck now??”

“How about instead you all just pitch in on the replacement for my cell phone? COOL! Thanks, you guys are so generous!! Its just $81. Yep, that's right, second time I've broken it in less than a year. Yes, I do have a protective case for it now. Nope, you can just mail the checks to me. ;) BTW, EBay rocks!! The stoopid mobile phone places wanted $250. Bass turds.


And hey, if you want you can call me and I'll have the General Lee's horn tune for a ring tone.
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“sass..who are you with? If it is Cingular...I got a few old spares I could send.”

“lol FYI dogs like to eat sun glasses ans cell phones (i learned that the hard way)”

“WTF? The starting bid was at $500,000???”

“I know a guy who got a camera for his wife.....(drum roll)”

“It's not the service provider but the phone I use. It's more of a little bitty computer, with interweb browsing, pda, phone, etc. Bought the first one with graduation moola, and fell quickly and deeply in love.
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“Why does the General Lee have door handles? Who pays 2.3 million dollars for a car?

Just askin?”

“I had a '69 Charger in 1969. Don't recall the price, but believe it to be slightly less than 2 mil. Totaled it in 1970:(”

“Who pays 2.3 million dollars for a car?



You are not paying for the pig... you are paying for the squeal. The car has an incredible legacy, impeccable provenance (provable background) an collectors are all "looney tunes" when it comes to spending money, except of course in the area where they are collecting. That is all squeal.”

“"Who pays 2.3 million dollars for a car?"



Jay Leno!”

““I know a guy who got a camera for his wife.....(drum roll)”

"it was the best trade i ever made", he said”

“Ok,well when you see Jay, tell him I have a car for sell, and I can prove I'm the only one whose owned it.”

“Only 1.5 days to go and I'm still high bidder.”

“Gem, this is for you......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYokLWfqbaU”

“that was funny”

“i sat thru the whole three and a half minutes of tilts telescope washing vid, but had to turn off weird al after a minute and a half.”

“yeah....I am with you on that.”

“This Christmas, give the gift of insanity

http://cgi.ebay.com/Drive-Someone-Insane-with-Postcards_W0QQitemZ320196148761QQihZ011QQcategoryZ45208QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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“The sad thing is.....actually its pretty interesting...

A few years ago I had a deal with a pilot who was a buddy of mine. The senior engineer in my office bragged about all the WOMEN he knew.

Well one morning he came in to my office showing off this letter from some HOT babe he had "allegedly" doinked. It was the first in a line of 30 or 40 letters we made up about some hot stewardesses. My Buddy the pilot would mail them from all over the world.

The best part was after about a year or so of the fun all three got Preggers....and they began suggesting ways to break the news to his wife and three kids....(LOL)”

“LOL sick”

“I read about it this morning. Funny stuff.”