Tastes Like Chicken

“LOL”

“Too much!”

“Lesbian frogs?”

“How are things in Beirut?”

“French gals are so gay.”

“Don't think I'll eat any more frog legs”

“I'll take a leg, breast and thigh....................LOL”

“a KFC three piece”

“OMG! He tried to kill his wife for catching him with his lover?”

“He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.

The wife or the chicken?”

“You could say, "she flew the coop"!!!

(bwaahaaahaaa!)”

“"Now now! Around here we prefer to call them chicken "lover"."
-Officer Barbrady”

“Remember chicken lady from Kids in the Hall?

Chicken Lady to Date:

"Do you like the omelette? I laid those eggs today"

Sheet cracks me up!”

“Why was the poor chicken killed other than maybe to cook it?”

“well I guess it's already been marinated”

“I believe the chicken lured the man into sex. The chicken died from a botched clitoral circumcision.”

“I thought turkeys got stuffed, not chickens.”

“Maybe turkeys were too big for him?”

“No wonder I get that funny feeling in my tummy going by the cornish hen section!”

“oh man, your all gross!

poor little chickie. is this even possible? i mean, it's got to be SMALL right?
does that mean he was SMALL too?”

“Hey, we have camels here in Iraq. The only problem is it is so hard to get them to reach around to kiss them.”

“They didn't mention the chicken was wrapped in electrical tape?”

“you think he could catch salmonela that way!”

“LMAO Y2!”

“does that mean he was SMALL too?"
mapleleaf
11:49:36 AM


It must have been one inch wang!”

“
yes I can see how he got turned on”

“ROFLMAO Mapes! That is so frikken wrong!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Adds new meaning to the term, "pick up chicks'”

“it realy was all her fault

”

“It's all just fowl, I don't know what you're all in such a flap about.”

“I guess we now know why the chicken crossed the road (to get away from that busturd). Question remains, would you walk a mile for a camel?”

“whole new meaning to the phrase "hen pecked husband."”

“I'll walk miles for camel toes.”

“getting "plucked" has new meaning as well.”

“I'm not a pheasant plucker
I'm a pheasant plucker's son
and I'm only plucking pheasants
til the pheasant plucker comes.”

“How can the Pheasant plucker come
when it's the Pheasant plucker's son that's plucking the pheasants?

Is he a voyeur?”

“a pecker meets another pecker”

“a different kind of spit roast”

“I would prefer that my roast doesn't spit....”

“You know...this thread has a whole different meaning to me..I work at a chicken processing plant..LOL..hahahahaha

Maple...please, where do you get those cute pics?”

“I heart google”

“Divinity - when you cook does everything taste like chicken?”

“LOL..we don't cook them....we only KILL them :)”

“Do you take some home?”

“LOL...no..I don't do chickens..LOL..hahahahahaha”

“No! One Inch Wang no do funny thing with chicken!

Treebeard mapleleaf husband, correct? I think he jealous of mapleleaf feeling for One Inch Wang. This why One Inch Wang no fool with married womens.

Treebeard have no worry with One Inch Wang, I no fool with mapleleaf.

I very sad, wish mapleleaf no a married woman.”