Now THIS Is COLDDDD!!!!

“Hey its cold out!

8)”

“If I must say ya its cold out but when are we going to get the real blast of winter?”

“when pigs fly!

8)”

“It's been so cold out that the inside of the place I slave at feels freezing. I brought a thermometer to work today and 44F was the average throughout the day.”

“It's going to be in the teens here in NE Fla. this weekend.”

“Yep, I heard it was supposed to be only 18F in Tampa Bay tonight.”

“you people are having a regular heat wave there... 0,zero,nothin,nada and that aint talking wind chill....

BRRRRRRRR!!!!”

“It's -1F here in W PA.”

“Its -2 here!

8)”

“oh yeah, well it's -3 hear”

“Still at 0 degrees here, the sunrise was almost eerie looking with the wispy clouds and brittle cold.”

“it's sunny and 80 degrees in trollland. i like it, and i like backpacking.

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“well, it was 4 degrees when i got up this morning, but tonight i'll be in a much warmer FLORIDA!”

“Hey Artex, I'll guide you to the North Pole (and anyone else that wants to go). I just got a GPS companion for my Palm, so we should be good to go. Now, if we can get some of that magic dust that Santa sprinkles on his reindeer!”

“To my landlord

Give us some damn heat!!

it is sooo cooold in our aprtment this morning.


I work right off the water, and man when I turn that corner to go down my street, the wind about knocked me on my rear end”

“The last time I heard it was 18 degrees in TB was back in 1976 or 1977. I was living down there in a house where my room was the Florida Room equipped with nice, leaky jalousie windows. I remember being with some friends that night huddles around some space heaters (medicating ourselves also). We also got about an inch of snow that night, which proceeded to send the whole region into panic mode.”

“hey treebeard, remeber the house in the Poconos, the one where we used the back pourch for wood?

ahhh the good old days..”

“-12 out. Ok, time to try the Jeep.”

“LMAO!! winter's cold, but it seems like it gets colder every year.
:-D

and you have to admit, Pathman's contribution was worth noting.”

“Something like -16 overnight here in Rhinelander, up to -2 at noon -- only 32F less than HELSINKI, FINLAND, which was reporting +30F (and it's evening there). When you are colder than Finland in the winter...(there's no nice way to complete this sentence).”

“The wussy school districts of several ne fla counties are cancelling school for tomorrow because it will be too cold. Ha!”

“HEATWAVE! 9 degrees above right now, could go as high as 12! And 20 on Saturday!

It was minus something this morning. Every morning my car chants, no-I-won't-start, no-I-won't-start...lol”

“Warning: Due to the lower air pressure common with sub-freezing
temperatures - the National Backpackers Association has issued a "lingering
methane gas alert". Be advised that this means that under ideal conditions
fuel vapors (typically white gas but other types have shown the same
characteristics) could bind with the methane gas molecules forming a highly
combustible vapor compound. You may want to take the precaution of
ventilating your drawers before striking a match or being around an open
flame such as a stove, candle etc to minimize the risk of giving yourself a
bad burn. It is also recommended that if you are prone to "ripping the big
one" - you may want to reconsider the type of material that you choose as
your base layer. Being oil based, polypropolene could be a bad choice and
could increase the duration of a flare up.”

“oh well Artex, I guess you are not hiking this weekend!!”

“Wow, at least I should be staying warm.”

“I heard on the radio that they're trying to cover with plastic bags, as much as possible, the citrus trees in Florida. Good luck to them.

Thanks for the info on sudden combustions Smokeygirl.”

“Only -2F in Fairbanks this morning at Birch Hill Nordic Center. -17 in town. Good ol' inversions. The ski area is up in the hills. Just added a webcam to their site. At 1000 AM Pacific, there will be some races starting here.

Birch Hill Webcam”

“I guess its colder here then I thought... the leather upper on my shoe just snapped. :{”

“Were they old shoes?

I have a friend that lives in the Northwest Territories...about 200 miles from the north pole. He says sometimes it gets so cold that door handles on cars snap off.”

“what?!! that's just insane”

“they werent that old, guess the moisture in the leather froze. oh well, time to shoe shop”

“I watched a program on Antartica last night and this dood said "Do you wqnna see how cold it is?" so he took the reporter to his bedroom, pulled back the layers of bedsheets and blankets, peeled off of a sheet a brown goo then threw it in his woodstove, and in 3 seconds you heard a... FART!”

“Biz, you talking to me?

Anyways, up there sometimes they leave their cars (mostly pick-ups or SUV's) running all night, if they're not equipped with a block heater.”

“It's been on average, -22C (-8F) and with a wind chill of -37C (-35F) this whole 2 weeks. I'm sick of it....I hope Canada invades Mexico, and turn them into the 11th province...that way I can move down there, and still be a Canadian citizen.”

“Isn't that why we call it "The Great White North" Eh?”

“White as in snow....not freezing cold. It's only going to be -5C (23F) tomorrow and Wednesday...finally it's over.”

“was -20 in Maine this weekend.

Fun times.”

“Yikes! So, how cold does it have to get for the frostline to penetrate 5' into the ground???”

“Someone was telling me there were septic tanks freezing across much of the northern Midwest”