Winter Workout for Bachelors

“Got the winter blues? Feel the weight piling up over the long cold winter? Get in shape with the new improved workout programs devised in a secret HMWH Club laboratory.

1. CARDIO - Instead of driving, walk to the local pub.

2. WEIGHT TRAINING -When at the local pub, try a Foster's lager, and use a large heavy 22 oz. beer mug. Rotate sips with alternating hands. This improves your arm stregnth.

3. STRETCHING - Extend when putting $1 bills in the bikini strap of your favorite stripper. Use $1 instead of the normal $5, for more reps.

4. CARDIO - When at the local Hooters, stair step on the bar stool, standing up everythime a waitress passes by. She'll think you are a gentleman, while all you are doing is getting in shape.

5. WEIGHT TRAINING - Go to a local modeling agency, and open the door for all the pretty honey's. Alternate doors to even out work-out on both arms.

More to come.........”

“LMAO”

“Ok I want to join the HMWH Club!


(in a deep voice)

Hey man hows it hanging....”

“BB, the HMWHC fitness expert.”

“oh wait do guys ask other guys "hows it hanging?"”

“I imagined I was doing the HMWHC workout while I was running in the snow yesterday.”

“I think it's "How they hangin'"”

“ADVANCED workout program.

1. CARDIO - While at the bar, hit on the bouncers hot girlfriend in full view of the bouncer. Run home.

2. CARDIO - take out two girls on Friday, instead of 1.

3. CARDIO - when making sweet love, do all the work, let your lady rest.

4. STRETCH - Bring your Twister game with you to the strip bar, get a game in while being entertained in the Diamond Lounge.

5. WEIGHT TRAINING - Start working out with your local college's Women's Field Hockey Team.

6. WEIGHT TRAINING - Take your shots out of the bottle, not the glass, rotate hands.

7. DIET - Go with the Atkins deit, modify it to just eating hot wings and steak.

8. CARDIO - Throw snowball at napping police officer, run.

9. STRETCHING - Tour local sorority houses, claiming to be a yoga instructor, and teach "free" classes to the young ladies.”

“I can see how that last one works for the young ladies, but how exactly does it help you?”

“you get to stretch, and enjoy the scenery.”

“I only wanted to do this one


CARDIO - Instead of driving, walk to the local pub”

“See Mapleleaf, we females don't understand because they all wear those uni-ball style underwears. So we tend to say "it" instead of "them".

Lets design new "lift and separate" underwears for men, with underwire in them. Who cares if they think that they are uncomfortable.”

“I'll burn mine!”

“BB, if that's all the stretching going on, you're not teaching the class right...”

“LOL @ Lyndys,

thats to funny.
But who will we ever get to model them?

any takers?”

“Sorry, I can't- it's too cold here!”

“I was cringing, waiting for a bizarre picture to show up here.”

“i'll help you burn it aero”

“Lyndy, we may have to wait till after winter. it is pretty cold

Hint hint”

“????

To post a bizarre picture?

To get someone to model new underwear?

To go backpacking?”

“Lyndy, you're nuts!! :-D

i knew this would be a Buddha Bear Original before i even opened it.”

“To get someone to model new underwear?


in the winter”

“Lets design new "lift and separate" underwears for men
LyndyS
08:28:04 AM
01/23/03

LyndyS, if you go to some xxx toy sites you might find a pic of something like that”

“Ewker, how would you know such a thing?”

“And then you'll start getting all kinds of porn e-mail you never imagined was out there!! Go for it, LyndyS!! lol”

“Smiley, even lizs knows where to go look, lots of strange things out there.....lol”

“im with lizs, go for it and make sure you do a trip report about it!”

“Hey wait a minute...I'm going to a free yoga class on Monday.............”

“Is Buddha Bear the instructor?”

“I have no idea.”

“Ruh roh.”

“LOL! Hey, wait a gol-durned minute there!!!

At WORK, I'm getting all kinds of crap. Nope, haven't been to porn or xxx toy sites. Me thinks someone sold my e-mail address.

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttt!!!

J/K... about Matt I mean

And to help BB out:

STRETCH... the neck to each side, trying to keep in sight as long as possible the beautiful babes passing by on the street”

“BB doesn't live in Sacramento, so you're probably safe, hikingirl...lol....”

“Buddha Bear - so your advice is to excercise. WELL THANKS FOR THE COMMON FRIGGIN' SENSE YOU IDIOT.

Let me guess - your next pearl of wisdom is going to be: eat healthy!

QUIT INSULTING OUR INTELLIGENCE.”

“new "lift and separate" underwears for men



”

“TownDawg, thats too funny!!”

“LMAO!!

Buddha, if this is the winter workout, what's the summer workout? More neck stretches of chicks in bikinis? :)”

“No fair! He's using his hands!”

“hmmmm, LyndyS has disappeared from this thread. I wonder if she is surfing the net trying to find that pic”

“Playing pocket pool???? Who knows??


Lyndy quit lookin for a ,odel on the porn sites. We have found our man.”

“Actually, I'm the instructor. The Sacramento area has lots of good hippie chicks that like to let it all hang out. I am a yoga master and teach classes on Friday and Saturday nights. The only problem with hippie chicks is that they don't know what a razor is.”

“lol jiminy!

Yes, I am the yoga instructor, and I have created a new style where we do the excersises au natural. This method is so new, in fact, that I will need pictures of the females in various positions for my new maga....errrrr I mean book, that will be published regarding the new method.

The Book will be called:

Buddha Yoga”

“LMAO! Too much. HA HA. Maybe I can post a Pic of me in my leotard doing yoga.”

“In the interest of time you could email. Oh wait, you've already complained about this in another thread. Now you're just teasing.”

“LMAO! Too much. HA HA. Maybe I can post a Pic of me in my leotard doing yoga."
hikingirl
02:12:16 PM
01/23/03

That would be OUTSTANDING*!

*Outstanding would only apply if you were above the age of 18, and/or if the chemical make-up of the spandex was not under enough pressure to cause a nuclear explosion because you were wearing it.”