Midlife crisis or just a perv?

“Binge 1, purge 2...have some ice for lunch, it's the supermodel way!”

“Damn, hilarious. I'm totally not a Raelien . . . I do like the French though. Hikingirl, will get it Pepper. It takes us all some time. Hikingirl, you do need to not be intimadated by any guys making comments. If you are actually scared of them (and that is reasonable at 17 or any age I suppose), you need to summon up some super-hero courage and tell them to back the "f" off. Do you use the f word.

As for Aero and the "supposed" neck fat. Get real! Aero has the most craziest in-shape older guy body ever. He's a liar-head everyone. Don't feel bad about being a little attracted to neck fat Lyra, I'm just a little attracted to a reasonable amount of belly fat.”

“OK, this is getting weird...”

“forget my legs...when is the Aero-In-Running-Shorts 2003 calendar coming out?
;-) hee hee!”

“Even weirder...”

“Oh my God! "In-shape-older-guy-body"??!!!!!! I suddenly feel older!!!! The only difference between that and the "in-shape-younger-guy-body" is that we older guys don't shave or chests! Right Sean?”

“the first guy i was ever madly in infatuation with was in his 40's, and had a reasonable amount of neck and belly fat. ever since then, i get a little weak in the knees.

LMAO!!”

“Lyra, just for you I'll model the Pop Tarts Box sun protecter.”

“I hung around with a woman who was 12 years older than me years ago. I think I was about 28 and she was 40.”

“Lyra, we so need to hang out. We're prolly twins seperated at birth that don't look alike or have any common genetic link. My first really painful infatuation was also for an older guy.

Aero, I didn't mean "older" like near his deathbed. I meant older like, older than Hikingirl or me or Lyra.”

“So he was 28, then? lol....”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever, newgirl! :)”

“WOO HOO! i love the Pop Tarts look.

now, that's bizarre, newgirl! i agree, we would have an awesome time. i bet you'd make me pee my pants laughing!
:-)

dang, i have got to drag myself away from this thing and eat lunch!!”

“Yup, me too, lyra. Time for my lunch of milque toast, Geritol and a nap.”

“Bit, I so have a comment, but I will not get myself flamed to death today. Too bad!”

“Don't forget to massage your gums, aero! I'm always forgetting that after my milquetoast...

...mmmm...nap....”

“Oh come on, newgie! All in good fun, right?

Unless you're going to make fun of my belly fat...lol...”

“Ok I didn't read the whole thing so I'm sorry if I'm repeating, but I'm gonna tell the whole horrible truth...

I'm 35 so I'm on the road to middle age. I don't feel too much older than I did at 21 however. As I (and probably a lot of men) get older MORE women get MORE attractive! Young women are still very attractive, probably more so than when I was their age. Older women are completely attractive where they weren't before.

I know it's sick to say it but I'm being honest, I'm at an age where I find mothers with teenage daughters where both are totally attractive! I have enough integrity to try to keep my age range in + or - 5 or so years... but there isn't much integrity in the world so there are a lot of middle age men looking at the world as a buffet of tons of hot women...”

“"...a buffet of tons of hot women..." You kill me Donman. Bit, the comment had nothing to do w/ belly fat.”

“OK...hey, if I've offended you, I'm sorry...didn't mean to.”

“you should consider yourself lucky cause what if you were one of those fat/ugly people you whine about”

“You know, if that old coot was successful 1% of the time, and he averages 100 of these requests a month... Why that means he is tapping young stuff once a month! HE 'DA MAN!!!

Donman, you are so right. (Just cause you're on a diet, doesn't mean you can't look at the menu!)”

“Bit, no, no, noooo. You didn't offend me. The comment was a funny one, but an over the top one that would get me crucified and have hot lead poured on my corneas and stuff. I'm not offended at all, I was just going to throw something funny back at yaz' on the age of the older man I had a crush on the first time.”

“lol ok...

...hot lead on the corneas, huh? Good God girl, what have you been reading lately?”

“oohhhh, i wanna know the joke!! what if we all promised to restrict the hot lead to your eyelids?

i'm having a veggie sub and cheetos for lunch. do you miss crunchy food like that, Aero and bitpusher?”

“More than I miss sex, lyra...”

“LOL Bit!”

“Noogie - you never should have admitted to being "a little attracted to a reasonable amount of belly fat." Now all the male porkers on the site are going wild.”

“So she likes likes a little jiggle when they wiggle!”

“I can't believe I just took 10 minutes off of my life reading this drivel.”

“a jiggle like jello”

“Buddha Bear, were you jealous the old guy was getting the girls and you weren't. That is probably why you quit hanging around with him."
Ewker
10:29:01 AM
01/23/03

If it was you Ewker, that may be the case.”

“Ladies, I feel your pain. I too am sick and tired of all these women making comments about my "package", and grabbing my a$$ and whatnot. I feel so used and violated, Maybe I should call the Lifetime channel?”

“We could sell a story to The Onion:

Man's Dream Comes True; Is Disappointed”

“Buddha Bear, I only wish that was true.”

“HA! that's funny, bitpusher!

call the Lifetime channel what, Buddha? a piece of crap?”

“Do you ever watch Oxygen, lyra?”

“no, i've never had the pleasure. is it supposed to be for women, too?”

“woman and pervs that like to watch woman...”

“Geez, I'm way past middle age.

I got a few gray hairs at about 32.

It was all that child-bearing!

Aw hell, women want us guys to be perverted when THEY want us to be!

"Honey, woodja try THIS on!"”

“Yah, Oxygen is for women, but it's a lot better than Life(Oh! My baby!)time. They have this show called "Girls Behaving Badly". Somehow I think you'd like it, lyra...”

“I think Hikingirl is showing off ;o)”

“WOW, this thread really grew fast!
I am not sure why any "older guy" would be interested in a teenager. Especially with all these beautiful women around.

Aero, If I were you I would tell Newgirl, "Woman,I am in my prime! I have experience and the stamina too use it!" (all because we backpack and hike of course)

Lyra, you can be TT's Supermodel, just climb a 14'r put on your swimsuit and post the pictures.

Pepperdog, Oh my woman, "Porkers" LOL, I am going to get on the scale! (By the way have you seen JJ yet? If not check out WindWalkers site for a picture we made for you)”

“WLD - Hey buddy - did you think I was talking about you???? That's all muscle, isn't it?

I must put JJ on my netflix list. How do I get to WW's site?”

“LOL, I am not sure if it is all muscle. We will have to see next trip! LOL

Here is the link to WindWalkers site..
http://home.sosinet.net/garden4u/

Click on Photo journals
then Click on Mt San Antonio Dayhike.
It is the second picture! We took it just for you Pepper!”

“Stanlee, I think she was scared by how direct the guy was . . . . she's prolly used to the round-about way that teen boys ask a girl out. She mentioned it was the 2nd time w/ this particular bloke . . . maybe that scared her more. I think she just didn't want to say that she was scared. She just needs to politely refuse the first time and flip the "f" out the next time. LOL! Be tough, Hikingirl! Don't experience fear, experience rage.”

“newgirl - I suspect hikingirl has given up on this thread. Just as well. Are you coming to the Sierra this summer? We could show you a really good time.

WLD - that photo cracks me up!”

“why can't I be both....mid life and a perv.......why”

“"...when is the Aero-In-Running-Shorts 2003 calendar coming out?
;-) hee hee!"
lyra

http://community.webshots.com/photo/52550081/60039859QYjwjY”

“Nice butt S.N. :o)”