Midlife crisis or just a perv?

“will she need a ruler, yard stick or tape maeasure?”

“sorry --- I'm still laughing about the NECK FAT....”

“walking wheel - jello....”

“speaking of Simon and his NECK FAT...

Simon "lets it rip"

AND, he doesn't think Britney's hot!!!”

“So, if you lose your neck fat, does it leave you with the iguana-like skin flapping under your chin?”

“""JerBear 18 01/28/03
Midlife crisis or just a perv? 36 01/28/03 "

Hmmmmm... can't have those two thread titles on right above the other like that - better send this one up."
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03:54:20 PM
01/28/03""

One second thought... the threads did look kinda nice together... mebbe someone will help them glide down the page together.”

“Pathman, go rent Austin Powers Goldmember. It will all become too clear.”

“someone say perv?....where? who? aw damn it don't get me all excited for nothin”

“Yeah, Lyra, it's his awesome evil streak that I love. The neck fat must go though.”

“Just the phrase "neck fat" is rather revolting.”

“Agreed, Sass. Hey, how was the b-day for you?”

“It was nice. I came home to a loaf of freash bread just finishing baking, beer and some flowers.

How was yours? Sounds like it may have been full of deep thoughts.”

“Not that deep. I drank alot of coffee, posted and then we had delivery pizza (big deal for us country bunkins livin' in the city now) and an ice cream cake. Then I went to class for 3 straight hrs. Lovely.”

“look for studs at a lumber yard 'eh? You want pre-cut or full length?”

“Tea, please grow up.”

“Oh Christ, I meant Deathmarch. Sorry Tea.”

“yuck, three hours of class sounds terrible! I can't wait until I can go back!!!

Ice cream cake rocks.”

“Sassafras is a masochist!! :-)

all i can say is, thank god President Dumb Ass's speech didn't cut into American Idol last night. i mean, back to reality!”