Need a new name....

“Me and the old man are confusing customers, truck drivers, and relatives.

I'm Randy Taylor, and he is also...seems that we also sound excately alike on the phone.

Soooo...i need a new name for the phone since Randy's not working. I hate explaining that i'm the younger Randy, or Lil' Randy.

Opie seems too unprofessional to me, and its reserved for friends, net, and the trail.

I hate my middle name, and we have another employee that uses that name.

So i'm left with the following

-RJ (first 2 initials)
-Taylor (just go by my last name, military style)
-R2 (*artoo* can i be named after my fave star wars droid?)

any other ideas folks?..help vote on this”

“you are in LA,,,go with the old stand by.....


Bubba....”

“Don't go with R2, I work with a guy who's a third and goes by treJ. It's annoying.

I like Taylor. RJ isn't too bad.”

“I go with Junior. Works fer me...”

“My vote goes to RJ.. the mysterious element to what those letters stand for will no doubt drive the ladies wild..

Oh wait, you have a sig. other...

Still, I say go for RJ.”

“Junior is not an option..that's why I'm the II and not Jr. Dad didn't want me stuck with that nick all my life”

“My vote goes for Snoop Dawg. That should work well with the locals.”

“I thought if you were II (the second), that automatically makes you a Junior?”

“OPE' DAWG!!!!!!!”

“Rand-I think it's kinda cool!”

“go by your initals ROT”

“...but then people will think he's some think-tank...

Just start going by whatever Miss Opie calls you...what is it again? Randylicious?”

“need a synonym for Randy huh - how about Horny or just Horn”

“how about >>>>>> losing the R and going with Andy <<<<<< Opie's father”

“NO ONE CARES!!! God, quit wasting bandwidth by posting inane threads.

Do you really need attention that badly?!?!?”

“RJ.”

“Even though it will be confusing in the short term, I'd just use whatever you want to be called long term. If that's Randy, then it will be awkward for a year or so and then it won't matter once your dad retires. Otherwise, 30 years from now everyone you know will be calling you RJ, or whatever you come up with. Not that that is bad. I'd just be sure what I wanted every client, friend, yada yada yada... to call me.”

“Joe Bag O'Donuts?”

“I took the liberty of entering Randy Taylor into the prison bitch name generator but I probably shouldn't post the results here.

Somehow, Opie seems more professional.”

“while in prison Opie you might use soap-on-a-rope....”

“"Opie Taylor".”

“How bout' Spanky, President of the HMWH Club.

or.....

Deuce”

“Deuce Taylor has a ring to it.

Can we still call ya Opie?”

“Ron Howard was on SNL many years ago and Eddie Murphy was interviewing him. He started reflecting back on Ron's career. He kept calling him Opie Cunningham. Ron kept correcting him but Murphy kept on. The skit ended with the entire audience chanting "OPIE CUNN-INGHAM....OPIE CUNN-INGHAM"”

“Randy Parker?”

“Randy The Younger”

“"The Little Bastad"?
































LOL!!!”

“bama..you've lost your mind..plus i think she's about adopted my name..Randy Younger..isn't that a baseball player or something?..
I guess i'm gonna stick with Randy for now, and figure something out”

“$hithead...or poopie eater...how bout scrotum scratcher? these are all good names....oh wait a sec...I got it...Dickwad. there ya go! your new name is Dickwad.”

“dude!”

“lol violin and stiky!











how bout....


RANDIKO WARRIOR?”

“Ok here is the deal.Help me pick a trail name from this list.The most votes will be my new trail name.


Hyper Mike
Insane
Lost Wolf
Strange Brew
Silly


Well that is the list?

Go ahead and vote.


8)”

“well i don't really know you but the catchiest one is strange brew”

“What's wrong with the one you have? I love CMB!!!”

“I thought about going with just CMB for short.

Still thinking.

8)”

“If you change your name, I will pursue a recall of your old name.”

“I'll sign that recall petition.”

“I am starting to see a pattern here.


8)”

“we've been friends for so long that if you change your name i'll just DIE!”

“How bout' Bustamante?”

“What does that mean?


8o”

“It's portugese for "crazy mike backpacks"”

“Noooo way!!!!!


Is it?


8o”

“Is my vote.. just Crazy Mike is so PIMP. :~ )”

“YOU ROCK TREKKNGIRL!!!!!


8)”

“NO!! Crazy Mike you ROCK man..”

“Wasn't ILUVBACKPACKING one of your early names?
Just be sure not to change it to ILUVBACPAC!

You ROCK Dude!
Keep Crazy Mike!”

“No,no, no you both ROCK!”

“Just drop the 'backpacks' and go as.. CrAzYmIkE.”

“im partial to crazy personage backpacks”