Winter Workout for Married Men

“CARDIO - Run back and forth to Home Depot, buying stuff to fix the house.

WEIGHT TRAINING - Do reps with the garbage can as you are taking it out to the street.

STRETCHING - Stretching the truth when your wife asks you what you were doing on the computer so late last night.

DIET - Whatever your wife fixed for dinner that night, and like it.

REFLEXES AND BALANCE - Dodging your wife's fist when you spend too much time staring at the hot young women in the mall, while you're carrying your wife's packages.

MENTAL HEALTH - 12 oz. curls, with many reps. Helps you forget that your miserable life is half over, and you will die soon.”

“I like the stretching bit, Bahahaha!!”

“I just wanna cry.”

“OK, my workout is done.”

“LMAO!”

“Thank heaven my life is half-over, I can't take much more of the package carrying or the trips to home depot.”

“bitpusher, you forgot something, back to Home Depot you go!”

“I definitely do the stretching part: I tell her I'm reading stuff on "the backpacking web site," which is only rarely true, even if I'm on TT the whole time....”

“12 oz. curls, YEAH, BAAAAY-BEEE!!!”

“FG, we must get together for a round of those, sometime soon...”

“Agreed. Next time mama's out of town???”

“Sure...sounds like a winner...”