Hey I Just Found Out...

“you're a freak, AERO!”

“sad but true.”

“Now tell her about the time you resseled frozen turkeys and lost.”

“That's my wife.....”

“ATTACK OF THE KILLER 'NANA'S”

“well lets put it this way.

I won cause I got to eat him!!”

“He got his licks in, baby”

“geeez Maple, what other foods have you fought?”

“The Garlic Powder fell out of the cabinet on her foot...”

“Brings an entirely new meaning to the term garlic breath!”

“oh and I had a cantalop(sp) fall on my head.”

“melonhead!”

“Got to be a troll.
She/He/It shows to much knowledge of thread management, but makes statements so stupid to be painful.
This "stupid" act is just that, an act.
At first I was convinced she/he/it was the troll Jello Fog, but now think that is what the troll wants us to believe.”

“Now I understand. You used to be six feet tall before that happened, right?”

“stove, please tell me its not me you are talking about?

remeber I used to be a blonde


mmmooowwwhhhaaa”

“I was talking about you; Stove was talkin about hikingal”

“no I was six foot tall before my sister dropped me on my head”

“Mapleleaf- thats proof you should stay outta the kitchen. Make Treebeard cook for you!”

“Correcto mundo, Stove Stomper. TROLL... Waaay too much knowledge of things on the board, period. Maybe it's newgirl trolling, since it sounds like stupid junk she'd say... and on that other thread newgirl was being oh-so-kind to the newgirl-like troll. LOL!”

“Hey Liz you want proof? Oh for crying out loud come to Sacramento and I'd show you around. GUH I guess the only way I can prove it is to show you in person :(”

“well umm he already does do all the cooking. I almost burnt down our kitchen once when we first got married.

Remeber the Meatloaf honey :)”

“Yes. How could I forget. You cooked the bag way too long!”

“newgirl...stupid? you must be thinking of someone else, lizs. she's a smart (ass), and that's that.
:-D

two nights ago, i just about caught the place on fire boiling water in the tea kettle. the whole kettle was burned and ruined! i was Distracted, hee hee!”

“then when I opened the oven, it almost flew out of it. very funny”

“yes, it was light. I must say that much...”