under the weather

“treebeard is not feeling good, anyone have an idea as to how to cheer him up?


(no rabbit jokes cause I will have to explain it to hikingirl)”

“AWWW c'mon Maple, he's married to you. What more cheering up does he possibly need?”

“Give him chocolate cake! It always cheers me up.”

“Boy I could use this thread and be really crass, but I will resist my baser urges.

Leave him the whisky, that will help immensely...”

“ummmmmmmmmmmm someting oral, ummmmmmm, not a pill though. hmmmmmm?


Ya owe me one treebeard!”

“Oooooh, Artex is on the ball as usual...Yes, chocolate cake! And whisky!”

“Thanx, BB!!!”

“the idea of this thread was for YOU LOOSERS to cheer him up


gawd!!!


j/k”

“Everytime I see a new thread about gear, I have to look and see if Maple started it. There are bits of the magnetic strip of her credit card strewn form here to Jersey”

“Probably worryed about you freezing his favorite parts of your body off on this weekend's backpack. 10 degrees is dang cold.”

“SS speaks with much wisdom, Grasshopper...”

“Did you hear about the little sailor who couldn't get into the pirate movie?


It was rated Arrrr!!”

“Cute, Tahoe, Cute!”

“groan~~~~~”

“What kind of socks did the pirate wear?

Arrrrrgyle!
Sorry couldn't resist”

“Ya I have a idea on how to cheer him up but I can't post it!

8)”

“Why did the pirate keep the bosom blonde as a girlfriend?

Because he really liked her aaaaaarrtifical breasts.





In case you couldn't tell, I just made that one up.”

“My wife sent this to me yesterday, treebeard - think it's a hint?

A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband says, "Oh my gosh! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get out."”

“Sounds like a dozen roses is in order, Martyb...”

“Why did the pirate go to jail?

aaaaarrrson!”

“Bit, I'm going to take her to see Contact (the musical) for a Valentine's day gift - for her, better than roses.... Also, I will probably be going winter camping the Valentine's weekend - another valuable gift (heh heh)....”

“What did the pirate originally want to be when he grew up?

An aaaaaaarchitect.”

“if you guys keep this up, im going to have to go home and make him feel better by myself...”

“Arrrrrrrrtex!”

“Aaaaaaaaaarero!”

“We sound like a beer commercial!”

“BAAAAARRRRRFFFFFFF!!!!!!”

“Feel better now?”

“Don't worry, I won't bring it up again. Thanx for the laughs, girls and boys! Gonna go home and medicate thyself and play the gee-tar. ARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!”

“geerrrrrrrrrrrr”

“Gee-TAAAARRRRRRR, I should say!”

“LMAO, I wondered what kind of noise mapleleaf was making!”

“What song aaaaaaaar you going to play?”

“gggeeerrrrr bird”

“Candy always works! :) And don't forget the orange soda.”

“It could be worse.

”

“Hopefully that's not a picture of you, Geezr....”

“Picture, what picture?????

Man it sure is dark in here.”